Leo Laporte is no stranger to perverted thoughts. From the time he sexually harassed Sarah Lane, to the time he made a disgusting handjob joke about Megan Morrone’s daughter, there is one more thing even more certain than death and taxes, and that’s you can always count on Leo Laporte to say the most perverted things live on the air.
Case in point on This Week In Google, everyone’s favorite IoT princess Stacey Higginbotham was introducing a new camera appliance and made the unfortunate mistake of rubbing it up and down.
Instead of being a professional and letting this go Leo Laporte immediately went FULL PERVERT and told Stacey to “stop rubbing it”.
Not only was this embarrassing and completely avoidable, but it affirmed what we’ve been saying all this time… that Leo Laporte has possibly the most perverted mind in the universe.
Through the power of modern technology (thank you Starbucks) we’ve been able to see exactly what Leo Laporte was thinking the entire time. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
It’s sad we have to warn you, but the TWiT video below is very NSFW.
Déjà Vu de Jour, Leo did it again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!
Self proclaimed porn aficionado and all out pervert Leo Laporte exposed his watching habits to his latest Triangulation guest. In a lame attempt to show off in front of the guest, his plan spectacularly backfired. Le Fuck wasted the next 5 minutes being red-faced and trying to erase all of his substantial porn history in a rush.
The guest’s tool indexed Laporte’s laptop, displaying quite the variety of porn sites. Most prominent one was (NSFW) Teen Fidelity that he highlighted himself. If we look closely, he was using the members-only area of the site to visit 21 year-old model (NSFW)Krystal Orchid, which confirms Soup pays for his porn. It sickens us all that the 60 year-old pervert feels the need to pay $29.95 per month to watch porn of someone who is younger than his daughter. This is messed up and wrong. Are these netcasts we love actually coming from people we trust?
The most baffling part is that he wasn’t embarrassed by the act of showing porn on his family-friendly network. Instead, he placed blame on those who watch his shows, because “people watch him like a hawk, always trying to zoom, enhance” and twist what he is doing. It’s very cute that Leo has Total Drama on his mind and always thinks of #OneAss. We don’t need to try hard; you are doing it to yourself Leo. How about you stop using work laptop for personal pleasures or try using incognito mode next time?
PS:In case anyone is wondering, Total Drama’s Investigation Unit will not be researching other porn sites in question; we feel like it might lead us to a place we don’t want to end up.
TWiT is bad at doing live events, conference coverage and Padre is no exception to this. FMCP was sent by CeHo to some random event to do a wonderful job of covering it, as part of her continuous desperate attempts to shill sponsors for more money. Guess what? He failed, using his 1920’s radio announcer voice, he stood in the middle of show floor mumbling nonsense for 10 minutes on twit’s live stream. We will spare you with showing entire footage, instead we will share Leo’s thoughts on this matter.
As you can imagine, Leo wasn’t thrilled with the dressed clown job. He showed his continued distaste for Padre and complained to CeHo that he needs more control over planning and doing live coverage. Knowing TWiT’s past history, we can only hope that Padre soon will be an off-site producer.
Editor’s Note: Welcome to new editor/video creator Crotch Magnet.
Leo Laporte simply can’t help himself, as if banning of John C. Dvorak and insulting him was not enough. Member of twit chatroom asked Leo when John C. Dvorak will be invited back but he dismissed the notion that it’s his fault putting all of it on JCD.
He thinks saying “we’re inviting him all the time” negates all the bad insults he’s thrown at John publicly. He continues by insulting John and his journalistic credibility, a well-respected figure in the field, as if John C. Dvorak never written for publications like PC Magazine, New York Times, InfoWorld, MacUsers, Forbes etc.
Later Leo aka Jiggly Piece of Lard who never done anything in his life besides eating soup on camera tries to make whole thing into a joke, like it was nothing but a silly play and and calls JCD cheese of the show, who only there to shill for his podcast No Agenda Show with Adam Curry (now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays). Leaving us all flabbergasted by his attempts to ruin farther any kind of relationship with the man he was friends for a long time.
PS: On Behalf of Total Drama Editorial Board we would like to congratulate John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry on winning Podcast Award for No Agenda Show.
Leo Laporte only has one job where he’s not the boss, and he can’t bother to show up on time.
Watch the video below to watch everyone freak out when he doesn’t show up for The Tech Guy and it seems like Nathan starts a re-run (#Soup says the same thing at the beginning of every show so it’s hard to tell if it’s a re-run or feedback).
Leo Laporte crossed an ethical and moral boundary on “Triangulation” as he grilled Cali Lewis on her underage relationship with a man she met when she was 12.
Live viewers were treated to a veritable horror show as the lecherous Laporte dragged the story out of Cali, now known as Luria Petrucci. Luria appeared visibly uncomfortable and laughed nervously as Laporte teased the details of her underage seduction by a man 10 years her senior.
As a network, TWiT has trumpeted for years its “family-friendly” nature. A keen observer alerted us that the RSS tags for the show indicated that the show was indeed safe for children, but we don’t know of any mother in the country that would be happy to have her child hear the lurid details that Laporte practically demanded that Luria divulge.
TWiT’s “Triangulation” is hosted solely by Leo Laporte, THEEEEEEEEE tech guy, and the show’s page describes it this way:
“Every week Leo talks to the smartest people in the world about the most important topics in technology.”
Watch his perverted glee below when delving into what is certainly not a technology topic, after being given multiple chances to stop. Our thoughts are with Luria and her family, and we are very sorry Leo Laporte treated her this way.
Not content to let Total Drama handle all the TWiT-related sarcasm, Leo Laporte has stepped up to the plate. The noted accidental-$8,000-lens-orderer had this to say on Facebook today in reference to tonight’s final episode of The Giz Wiz on TWiT:
“I’m gonna be crying my eyes out.”
We’ll set aside the code-switching of “I’m gonna” for now, but definitely check out some of the comments on #Soup’s post below, before they get deleted.
Join us in Total Drama Chat tonight at 4:30PM Pacific, where you won’t be banned for saying “ScooterX is a pile of human excrement” or “PadreSJ looks like a carnie from my nightmares” or “God Leo has really put on the weight.”