Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Seemingly Admits Committing More Crimes

I said I may return for remarkable stories. I consider this to be remarkable. Thanks to the anonymous reader who sent in the tip.

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Update: TWiT was so proud of FMCP’s admissions that they left them in the posted episode.

In the video above, you will witness Father Robert Ballecer seemingly admit to fraud, trespass, and violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

This is not the first time he’s used the TWiT dot TV platform to announce possibly felonious activities.

I am not back “full time”. I will be here when needed. I also still have unreleased videos in “the vault”.

46 thoughts on “Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Seemingly Admits Committing More Crimes”

    1. Jimmy Jam said:
      I’m still eagerly awaiting his panel on Internet trolls.

      How many freaking Troll bashing spots has twit had? Another three hours of those bun gunners reading out of a dictionary?
      Gum, The Yellow toothed Jarvis and my personal favorite Leo.

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      1. I don’t know, I believe at one point they devoted almost every This Week in Google to attacking trolls while on one episode, can’t remember which, where Both Leo Laporte and Jeff Jarvis mocked a video of a young woman, or rather mocked her, then immediately attacked how terrible trolls are when they are being attacked by these nasty assed trolls without realizing how hypocritical they are.

        In fact when it comes to trolling the king of the trolls is Leo Laporte who will troll companies and competitors using his shows to attack them in the most spiteful manner.

        Personally the fat fuck and his fat fuck priest and the rest of them can go to hell, where the fat fuck creep priest is going.

        In fact if you do a search for

        father robert ballecer jesuit

        On bing or google it will bring up a link after all his Twitter links etc

        Jesuits
        http://www.jesuit.org/blog/index.php/tag/jesuits/page/25
        Jesuit Father Robert Ballecer serves as the National Director for Vocation Promotion for the U.S. Society of Jesus, but in technology circles he’s known as the …

        Several months ago this would go to a “profile” of him telling people how great he is and what a great job he does.

        Is this an indication of where his future lies, deleted…

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        1. Ferdinand said:
          I don’t know,I believe at one point they devoted almost every This Week in Google to attacking trolls while on one episode, can’t remember which, where Both Leo Laporte and Jeff Jarvis mocked a video of a young woman, or rather mocked her, then immediately attacked how terrible trolls are when they are being attacked by these nasty assed trolls without realizing how hypocritical they are.

          In fact when it comes to trolling the king of the trolls is Leo Laporte who will troll companies and competitors using his shows to attack them in the most spiteful manner.

          Personally the fat fuck and his fat fuck priest and the rest of them can go to hell, where the fat fuck creep priest is going.

          In fact if you do a search for

          father robert ballecer jesuit

          On bing or google it will bring up a link after all his Twitter links etc

          Jesuits
          http://www.jesuit.org/blog/index.php/tag/jesuits/page/25
          Jesuit Father Robert Ballecer serves as the National Director for Vocation Promotion for the U.S. Society of Jesus, but in technology circles he’s known as the …

          Several months ago this would go to a “profile” of him telling people how great he is and what a great job he does.

          Is this an indication of where his future lies, deleted…

          #SocietyofYeezusFMCP

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    1. I especially enjoyed when he was putting funny stuff on the video thumbnails. Like the Matrix background on Leo’s honey pot video, or the one with dollar signs popping out of Leo’s eyes.

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      1. TheNewJeffJarvis, stop your aliases telling usbthey miss you after one week, you suck! But you post and for that I thank you. It was always obvious you were Holden but I never knew you were JimmY Jam, I just suspected.

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    2. please stop commenting with your fake accounts. a little obvious. now won’t approve this comment as if everyone can’t tell. silence the deserters and delete my comment.

      Padre is s stray dog with no guidance. He follows neither the laws of man or God, he follows a fat sexual deviant who profits by exploiting others time.

      Love ya effendunn, enjoy Petaluma when your ass is fired

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  1. I remember when the worst thing a priest ever did was molest little boys and dodge taxes. If that wasn’t enough now we have to deal with priests hacking hotel access systems and talking smug about it. The guy should be ashamed of himself.

    I urge you all to report this felon: https://tips.fbi.gov/ and mention where he currently works.

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  2. The awful thing about posting frequency going down a bit on TD is that it actually had to happen. If Twit continues being just as shit for many more years, TD will lose all its readers cos we will all be utterly fed up with reading the same sort of post again and again.

    A consequence of Twit really failing will be TD really failing: as fewer people can bear to stick around and put themselves through watching an episode of “Leo Laporte Shows How Little He Cares About Computers”, fewer people will bother reporting on the awful things he does and the awful way he treats people. As fewer talented people stick around and are then fired, there will be fewer scandal stories.

    Twit will either collapse, in which case there will be mo new stories for TD to tell, or it will reach equilibrium, where slightly talented people will work behind and in front of the camera, talented just enough to not fuck up but not enough to bring out the bullying misanthrope in Leo; the number of original viewers will drop to “not worth counting” and the rest will be people who never saw Twit when it was great, and that’s when Twit will not be worth writing about at all.

    As I said before, I’ve contributed articles to this site and would love to help out, but I just cannot bear to put myself through even ONE show of his.

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    1. This is why #TotalDramaDay is so important. Perhaps of more import is that we should strive to #MakeEverydayTotalDramaDay because at some point TD.net will cease to exist. As stated above, a consequence of riding Leo’s coattails to the bottom is that whence thy beast shall consume itself we will be the last to go on the tips of his tails.

      Celebrate today and tomorrow, #MakeEverydayTotalDramaDay

      TYFYC to everyone of you that are participating in TD.net

      #iamtotaldrama
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9QIXMFmqEY
      #wearetotaldrama

      Keep Pushing.

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    2. You can break twit down into three types of programs:
      1) shows that have stars
      2) shows where Leo is the star
      3) shows that staff is the star

      1)I don’t watch MBW, SN or WW anymore but I admit they have not gone down in quality. They just stopped growing because the network doesn’t bring in new people.

      2) TWiT, TWiG, SS get worse every episode. The guests are awful. (Not Effendunn’s fault) Leo is bored by tech. (he accused JCD of not caring about tech, Hmmm) The lack of preparation turns most shows into Leo reading articles for the first time followed by banal discourse. His dumb accents are not entertaining and don’t cover up his contempt of humanity.

      3) There is no one left. In his mind the Vow of Poverty thinks he is a good host and people like him but he is living off of what others built before him. Megan is not a host. She has good qualities but she doesn’t translate into a host.

      They created a business plan to kill twit. Fire hosts, cancel shows, no new hosts or shows, stop caring or preparing.

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      1. Wait, what shows have stars?
        JCD was kind of a star when he was on
        Tim Stevens thinks he’s a (racing) star.

        ya’ know what… no…. None of these people are “stars” because that idiom refers to HollyWood Stars…

        FUCK YOU LAPORKE!
        FUCK YOU LAPORKE!
        FUCK YOU LAPORKE!

        TYFYC and passion to all ya’ll.

        Kenny Sintek out.

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      2. Richard said:

        They created a business plan to kill twit. Fire hosts, cancel shows, no new hosts or shows, stop caring or preparing.

        I agree. If Lisa and Leo aren’t doing this on purpose to sink the company, then they must be mentally ill or something. I bet Lisa wants to devote all the time and money to her Anal company. Smh

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  3. What happened to that person who popped up a month or so ago? S/he started going through the DVR and giving time codes to excellent stories.

    They did it for a while and I don’t think they’ve posted since.

    See if someone can do that, and if TD can write up a guide on “how to extract video from our DVR and upload it to YouTube”, more of us could contribute without having to, y’know, watch the damned shows 🙂

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    1. I wonder if the priest is using quadcopters to attract younger viewers being that drones are all the rage right now, then bam! Throws in a smug braggart story of how he hacks/breaks in to luxury hotels with hacked access cards, the guy admits to breaking and entering of sorts and the young minds just swallow it up like this is so cool!? Smh get this guy outta there ASAP!

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    2. Did anyone catch LL volunteering to help Megan Moronee pull her mic cable thru and up her skirt during prep right before IOS today? she asks LL to close his eyes (in case the dark triangle appeared lol), then LL proceeds to say something like oh no that would be hot or something to that effect. He didn’t even get called out by Megan, you would think her husband would have something to say in the matter, but no, LL is given free reign to continue this damn near predator type behavior towards his employees. Just one man’s opinion.

      P.S. – welcome back TNJJ

      TYFYC

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  4. I wrote about this before on TD, but it’s particularly relevant for this post:

    About a year ago, Padre did a “know How” on Wireshark. He described in great detail how you too can sniff the traffic of people whose data you have no legal or moral right to be reading. He broadly hinted with his peculiar winks and smiles that he did this himself for shits and giggles (or worse) while using the pretext of “trouble shooting network issues, heh heh.”

    I was amazed that TWiT would not only present a general description of how hackers spy on other people, but provide a granular guide on everything one needed to know to spy on others that one would only expect to find on a black hat hacker site.

    In contrast to Steve Gibson’s, Padre’s POV was not that this is what you need to know in order to protect from being hacked, but how you too can be a snoop, just like the ole Digital Jesuit himself.

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  5. Well, well, well – the Fat Mexican Clown Priest reveals his true self!

    Not only is he a pretend priest, but he’s a cyber criminal as well!

    Just another example of the fine cast of characters on the once was tech network.

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  6. I would love to be at the Pearly Gates, when he arrives, to watch St. Peter going through the Bible saying “Where did we tell you to break into hotels?”

    He’s got a lot to answer for. You know, as an example of the good parts of his religion, which is the the guiding principle of his organization, the Jesuits.

    I think even Jesus thinks this guy is a jerk.

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  7. I don’t know what’s worse:
    1) Lying
    2) Bragging about a crime

    It is clear that he is bragging about a crime, a lame one too. Like bragging about shop lifting or committing sexual assault.

    He is obviously also lying. Apart from career criminals, who would spends their vacation breaking in to somewhere to save a couple of bucks?

    He reminds me of the Preston character in Hackles :
    http://hackles.org/cgi-bin/archives.pl?request=329

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  8. Anyone want to bet that the fine Father used/uses his drones to take peeks into windows “accidentally?” His morals are on par with an African warlord. It’s probably why he’s been dumped at TWiT to “promote” the church. He’s untrustworthy in any position of real responsibility or one that faces the public.

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    1. Mr. Packer –of course FMCP cruises his drones over to the Laportes on a fortnightly basis at least. His aim is to see track the Hot Tub activity. He’s still waiting for Leo to “show it”. Too bad FMCP doesn’t read more TD.net so he wouldn’t be waiting any longer.

      TYFYC

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  9. He’s not bragging or even said he committed a crime. We simply do NOT know if he did and this short video taken out of context doesn’t PROVE he did something. All it proves is he figured it out. That’t all.

    Of course I bet I am going to get told to eat a dick..but whatever.

    I don’t know what’s worse….TD’s insane bullshit or Twits….

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      1. > The only difference is that here you can complain about it without repercussions.

        Exactly! It was the Draconian censorship in #Twitlive that brought me here. At one point, no negativity toward TWiT or Leo was extended to include negativity about almost anything.

        Some of the excessive censorship was a result of the long time moderator, Dan, who relished kicking people he simply didn’t like or whose legitimate opinions he disagreed with. Now that Dan is gone, ScooterX dedicates himself 24/7 to carrying on the torch of Dan’s legacy of abuse of the moderator function.

        However, other over-the-top Soviet-style censorship was a reaction to trolls, like helloworld, constantly flooding the chat with repeated, obscene rants and unfounded charges toward real people with real names and identities and careers (Unlike the anonymous “helloworld”). The reaction to the TD trolls made a bad situation worse by spawning the new censorship technique of muting which is helloworld’s (and other TD trolls) lasting contribution to #Twitlive’s lack of free expression.

        > Also, overt racism is not allowed.

        Bogus, unfounded charges of racism toward real people who could suffer real harm by having such charges appear in an internet search by prospective employers or others used to be common on this blog. Thankfully, this seems to be a thing of the past.

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  10. “I said I may return for remarkable stories. I consider this to be remarkable. Thanks to the anonymous reader who sent in the tip.”

    “I am not back “full time”. I will be here when needed. I also still have unreleased videos in “the vault”.”

    We can take ourselves a little less seriously brother.

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    1. I’ll wait to make a judgement, until the content is released from the vault. My only hope is that the vault offerings do not get stale in the meantime.

      TYFYC and passion New Jeff Jarvis! Keep Pushing.

      also Don’t be a Dick The Old Jeff Jarvis.

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