William Shakespeare said it best when he quipped “Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”
We don’t believe Leo Laporte ever got the memo because his fat mouth spews more braggadocios garbage than any reasonable person can handle.
If you’ve watched any Leo Laporte show in 2017 chances are you’ve heard him bragging endlessly about some stupid cell phone, computer or vacation he took or is about to take.
All we know for sure is that Leo Laporte uses these vacations and materialistic possessions to define his success. Maintaining the illusion of success is paramount even if that means firing employees to free up money.
But clearly TWiT isn’t a success in any sense of the word. It’s been a complete personal failure, financial failure, cultural tolerance failure, and the company doesn’t have the ability to hire and retain talent ( . )( . )
You don’t have to look far and wide to uncover the undeniable proof that Leo Laporte and TWiT have become a complete laughing stock and they are living on borrowed time. We look forward to watching this oversized asshole completely disappear like an loose turd circling the toilet bowl. Bon Voyage asshole.
Todd Cochrane of Bluberry and Rob Greenlee of Spreaker on
episode 180 of “The New Media Show” have a few minute
discussion about Leo (starting here –>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiwcBUkGHe4&t=16m08s) as Todd mentions running into Leo at last month’s 2017 Podcast Movement. Apparently people there didn’t know who Leo was ..
“People didn’t even know who he was.. who is that.. what does
he do?”
Todd also mentions having had A FEW run-ins with Leo over the years, and that Leo & Lisa have plans for the future. Then
Todd mutters something about there might be opportunities for newcomers to be aligned with Leo’s network to have a breakout show. Rob has mentioned a couple of times over the past year or so about meeting with Lisa and always speaks favorably about her. It is my opinion that Todd & Rob are mostly remembering Leo for more what he was/did 10 years ago than anything he is currently doing. Both probably haven’t listened to any of Leo’s shows in years and certainly never venture into this website!!
Bonus Leo with his prerequisite name dropping –> “The Podcast Answer Man” hangs out with his hero, “The NETCAST Answer Man”, Leo LaPorte, at 2017 Podcast Movement (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYnUClZbf8E&t=5m32s). Leo is such a FRIEND and keeps up with Cliff so such a high degree that he has to ask Cliff if he is still “The Podcast Answer
Man”!! I am pretty confident Leo & Lisa saw a camera, any
camera, of someone who might actually know them and decided to mug for it.
Benny Hill» Quote comment
I’m going to give Leo/Lisa a very small break on their Anaheim/Disneyland “vacation” as L&L probably doesn’t consider that trip a “vacation” in their definition of the word since during part of that trip they were at the 2017 Podcast Movement pimping out TWIT and probably looking for sponsors (i.e. they were working, just off camera.. like an off-site producer!!). Plus, they didn’t leave California.. that’s NOT a vacation!!
During episode 963 of The No Agenda Show (https://noagendaplayer.com/listen/963/2-07-39), Dvorak talks about having dinner with Jerry Pournelle and suggests that Leo should have Chris Pirillo on..
“If you want to hound Leo to do something, have him get Chris Pirillo.. he could use the money.”
Benny Hill» Quote comment
Guess you didn’t bother to check the dates, these were 1 week apart… Disneyland (Aug. 17 – 19), Podcast Movement (Aug. 23 – 25). They were back in Pedoluma in between that.
I’ll just assume you were joking and being sarcastic.
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
The fact he is unknown in his own “space” just reinforces what we’ve been saying all along. TWiT is a complete ruse simply perpetuated by lying to sponsors about numbers.
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
A lot of podcasters have to lie to get dummies to pay for sponsorships. Not unusual. Eventually it falls apart.
Leo could go to a donation model and has proven in the past he could do it. But he has alienated too many people to make it work anymore. And he just spends money like a madman. THEN brags about it. What a dick,
Everyone hates him.
Twit Insider» Quote comment
Leo the DISGUSTING PIG.
Timmy» Quote comment
Lisa is a goddess. Even Audrey Hepburn couldn’t compare to Lisa’s innocence and beauty in her looks.
If LaPorte family wants to go to vacations, let them. They are such a beautiful couple that they should produce more genetically superior babies to this world.
indyLisaTheGoddessFan» Quote comment
Henry’s pretty hot tbh. The others look inbred. Kind of like how Ivanka is hot but the rest of the Trump kids came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
JAS» Quote comment
Here’s a picture of your fucking “goddess”!
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hR09FEqJy2U/U5uRf9A3UmI/AAAAAAAARUU/0L4Gu8u7cYo/s1600/P6110215.JPG
Let the masses decide.
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
That smile is amazing. Toothpaste companies will beg for her to do advertisements.
indyLisaTheGoddessFan» Quote comment
I would’ve flushed my career down the drain if I could break one off in Lisa’s ass every other day. Leo is enjoying life! God bless!
Conan» Quote comment
Word has it that she does it in his ass more often than not with the strap-on.
Twit Insider» Quote comment
Yes maybe this company:
http://wwwcdn.printmag.com/wp-content/uploads/3.-Crust-Toothpaste.jpg
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
Looks like the transexual Bailey Jay, but uglier.
Turd Meister» Quote comment
Dude, I was eating. What the fuck!?
Franchise» Quote comment
If the post-op tranny look is what you find attractive then I must know what you think about Myriam Joire and Briannu Wu.
Hopefully your comment was tongue-in-cheek.
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
This one’s not tongue-in-cheek.
I’ve seen enough photos/video to know she almost certainly looks sexy as fuck naked. Ok, fine, the face isn’t a 10, but it’s not a 5 either.
I bet everyone here would hate-smash the fuck out of her if given the opportunity.
ManBaby» Quote comment
yeah, no.
Abby Laporte» Quote comment
We all do but only a deserving bull gets to touch her. Like Leo, for example.
indyLisaTheGoddessFan» Quote comment
Ewwwww.
Please keep from projecting your fantasies about “hate-smashing” Lisa’s fucking naturebox onto the rest of us in this thread.
It’s disgusting. We don’t want it.
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
For a woman her age, Lisa is gorgeous. I don’t blame Leo for a minute flushing his marriage and the company down the toilet.
Lou» Quote comment
https://totaldrama.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/lisa-laporte-proud-crotch-shot-instagram-screenshot.png
I rest my case.
ManBaby» Quote comment
Sun glare and color stripped, CeHo still looks like fucking Golem to me. Go back to the desert from which you came, Manbaby.
Also, put a fucking goatse on that!
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
To quote Daniel Tosh … “Being an ugly woman is like being a man: you’re going to have to work.”
Timmy» Quote comment
The only thing keeping this trailer trash family afloat is the money from The Tech Guy. If he ever loses that, he’ll swirl down the toilet like the turd he is.
The Dalek’s Penis» Quote comment
I wonder if he’s living large knowing that the axe is about to drop?
Lou» Quote comment
Hey, I was created under Leo’s fat ass 4.0, you can’t call me loose or a turd without Lisa’s approval…
Leo’s Loose Turd» Quote comment
Song is a banger!!! And Leo is a piece of shit!!!
Lou» Quote comment
PIJJ had a holiday in 2006 http://buzzmachine.com/2006/11/24/holiday/#disqus_thread but he gets a free pass because he is America’s PI next door.
Jibbering Jeff Jarvis» Quote comment
Leo: we decided to not take venture capital, and have show more cleavage… TWiT’s just trash but he pays me.
Stacey JIGGENBOTTOMS» Quote comment
I’d love to know who is offering them venture capital. Maybe early on, but there’s no way anyone wants to buy that lousy company now. I’d rather give the $10-$20 million to someone like MKBHD or iJustine.
Thurrott Legend» Quote comment
Since this fat sack of shit appears to spend half his life on vacation and last time I tuned in there seemed to be a weak token effort to do something business related on each of these trips, can anyone tell me how the IRS views this stuff?
Presumably these trips are being claimed to some extent, but surely the IRS is across this stuff, otherwise every loser nobody with a podcast and some google ads would be claiming deductions.
In memory of Eric Lanigan» Quote comment
Very upset at Adam Curry & J C Davorak insulting someone on their chat who had experienced the London Parsons Green attack, got cross after Adam denied it was genuine, false flag or something.
Are they loosing the plot?
nicholanon» Quote comment
Go ask John and Adam. We are not here to deconstruct the production choices made at No Agenda.
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
OK, I’m out, sorry.
nicholanon» Quote comment
Yeah let’s just keep making more jokes about Leo getting pegged by Lisa instead.
Animated Emoji» Quote comment
Jokes???
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
I wish Adam and John would attempt to modernize the show. Why don’t they have video? Why aren’t segments broken down and uploaded via a service like YouTube separately?
They’re leaving so much money on the table by being grumpy old men and refusing to adapt to the new game.
Thurrott Legend» Quote comment
The “new game” is BULLSHIT! So-called modern social media is nothing more than a big bag of lies and works marginally for less than five percent for the parties involved. These parties either have a boat load of cash and/or an inside track on how to tweak this SCAM. #nolivesmatter #everyoneisaPOS #fuckyou #shutupslave
Timmy» Quote comment
A convenient excuse because Adam and John are too lazy to do any actual work.
Thurrott Legend» Quote comment
Leo, Father’s out done you. Basic show prep. Knew the stories, introduced new material, listened and let people speak. No need to speak twice like you do, and demean people. Non-fatiguing this time as you tend talk over everyone. Good TWiT in about 2 years.
🎈Captain Spaulding» Quote comment
Oh, and he invented an advanced AI to post for him while he was on silent retreat. Leo never wrote advanced software like that, right?
QuicksilverHints» Quote comment
Recursive divide by zero error, cannot continue. 0x08000C
🎈Captain Spaulding» Quote comment
Leo and Lisa are on vacation (again). Who got fired this time?
leo’s sex swing» Quote comment
The bets in the chatroom have been placed.
It will either be @anelf3 (Alex Gumpel) or @pdehl (Patrick Delahanty).
Also, though it seems foolish to do so, let us hope that Leo chooses to not fire either of these gentlemen. Leo should fire Lisa and retire to the Bunny Ranch in Reno for the rest of his days.
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
The previous firings took into account this vacation. Disneyland and this one came as a bundle.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Everyone hates a braggart.
Everyone hates Leo.
Lisa’s Skanky Krunt» Quote comment
When TWiT collapses, will you Total Drama lot publicly reveal yourselves?
M.E.H» Quote comment
What a silly question!
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
OK Fine! My name is Marco Marrone and I started this site to get my goddamn wife to quit working for goddamn Leo Laporte! My number is (707) 763-XXXX and I don’t care anymore! Happy?
PS: I have an eyebrow fetish.
Marco Marrone» Quote comment
It already collapsed, and Total Drama is all one ass.
Leica Lens» Quote comment