TWiT Teams up with Scrotum Shaving Sponsor “Manscaped”

“Manscaped is fantathtic!” Louis Maresca, TWiET Emperor and aspiring Manscaped spokesman

As many of you have reported, TWiT has continued their advertising ascent, this time landing the much-coveted pubic hair and scrotum shaving company “Manscaped”.

“I am unbelievable as always, but when I’m not I use The Lawn Mover 3.0. Thank you for suhscribing!” – Ant Pruitt, TWiT.tv

This seems to be in line with previous sponsors such as Roman, the erectile dysfunction company, and current mattress sponsor Casper. So now you can ejaculate on your mattress in style with a raging boner and “manscaped” genitals.

“Before I used this product I often got a jarring reaction when I removed my black robe, but now I get no complaints!” Fr. Robert R. Ballecer SJ

Many of us had hoped TWiT’s very own fake priest Fr. Robert R. Ballecer SJ, would be the one to grace us with these ad reads, because he is hands down the most qualified to speak on the subject. But we got stuck with Leo Laporte, who often appeared unable to find the right words.

“As a registered anti-anxiety therapist in the Province of Quebec, I can assure you this product will not only reduce your stress but also fix your hideous looking balls you pathetic incel!” – Georgia Dow, Psychotherapist

We dispatched our crack research team and asked them to comb the internet for reviews of this ball trimmer. They found multiple videos suggesting “Manscaped” isn’t the best choice for shaving your pubes, but if we are to believe Artisanal Agency’s statement on how they vet their clients, we might just be wrong on this one.

In the end, the reaction from the chatroom was priceless. Many expressed dismay it had come to this, while others simply made inappropriate jokes (trolls!). There were still some obsessed arse-lickers who tried to defend this choice of sponsor, but they were clearly in the minority.

Note: The following chat log has been condensed.

<Dr_Mom_Grandma> Oh My!
<TanDanner> Wow, you did have to range afield for sponsors in this time
* @Keith512 bangs his head on the desk
<FauxPos> I look like a caveman
<Dr_Morbius> The geezers heads are exploding
<Sophia> this is fun
<+kim> OMG
<AZthmatic> Berries
<TanDanner> oh god
<Bender> Remove all hair would be terrible
<Bender> Forever itchy
<Web4466> my balls have the zz top look
<ElderWand> Oh my
<Loquaciousv2> Yea, went there
<Bender> everywhere
<DesertMoon> kim: LOL!!!! Agree!!!!
<Dr_Mom_Grandma> I’ve seen too many of those ‘accidents’ in the ER
<JeepTalkShow> I wonder if they sell that donut shaped soap
<Loquaciousv2> Just one time, clip the wrong thing....
<JerseyFudge> Leo has plunged new depths ;-)
<JeepTalkShow> ouch! that hurt hearing
<BackinPhilly> Did Lisa find this advertiser as a prank?
<EchoSeven> the tv commercial straight says 'trim your balls'
<Web9470> TWiT has been scrambling for new advertisers!
<+kim> WHO wrote this script!
<Dr_Mom_Grandma> If I gave that to my father he’d have had a meltdown
<Dr-Flay> Twit has had shaving ads for years. nothing new
<@ScooterX> Why is grooming/hygiene considered a prank?
<Web7855> "that junk"...
<OneBrian> Does it come with a little leaf blower?
<ericDuckman> matches the ED pill company
<dalepoco> need a gender-equalizing sponsor
<UserError> does it come with a gold plated spark plug wrench?
<Loquaciousv2> This was information I and nobody needed to know
<imadethat2> I think kim should have done this ad....  ha
<Dr_Mom_Grandma> Kim Leo please tell me there’s no picture copy for that ad
<Sophia> that's entertainment
<TSJim> I hope Leo doesn't do an extended Manscaped demo like he did with BREW.
<Sluggo> beats scissors
<ElderWand> There goes the G rating...
<preternat> leo no disclaimer for getting this product?
<User0072> wow...
<@Mick> Wasn't it Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In" that had that button "Whack his peepee!!!"?  We need that button for this commercial.
<ericDuckman> there's an image i'll never get out of my head

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41 thoughts on “TWiT Teams up with Scrotum Shaving Sponsor “Manscaped””

  1. Honestly, I’m more surprised that TWIT is on Manscape’s radar. They have advertised on the Linus Tech Tips channel, which has around a million subscribers on YouTube so I don’t know why they would even bother with TWIT.

    With that said, I think advertising pubes trimmers on tech shows is just odd for both channels. It is like running boner pill ads on the cartoon network.

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    1. I didn’t realize…LTT actually has about 11 million subscribers. TWIT has 207K. But what really tells the story is views. Day old TWIT video has 1300 views….Day old LTT video has 952,000 views!

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  2. Wow. This is the advertising equivalent of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

    Manscaped, on the network that brings you, “Netcasts you love, from geriatrics you trust.”

    This is so sad, and one of the many signs that the end is near. I wonder how the female employees/guests feel? Is Leo or some other TWiT stooge going to do a demo? My god…

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          1. Joel Osteen: So creative.

            I wasn’t being creative. I was invalidating your shitty argument by showing you it makes no sense.

            You replied to me even though you had nothing positive to say.

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          2. Jimmy Jam: I wasn’t being creative. I was invalidating your shitty argument by showing you it makes no sense.

            You replied to me even though you had nothing positive to say.

            You invalidated nothing… saying something is “sexist” or “racist” or some other “ist” word does not invalidate anything. It’s meant to shut down convo that you don’t like.

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  3. Futurist Amy Webb made an appearance on TWiT #768 to say some (many) words about something about something or rather. She models things and uses the word ‘so’ quite a lot which makes her really good at being a futurist. I hope that helps.

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    1. Sponge Bob Triangle Pants: She models things and uses the word ‘so’ quite a lot which makes her really good at being a futurist. I hope that helps.

      Yes! All thoughts today must start with “So’, so it seems. Such as, “So………they put the iphoto stream on the air and someone noticed he had two dick picks. How embarrassing. Who takes photos of your thing?” Or, “So……the show was good when John Dvorak was on it but like now he’s kicking ass with Adam.” Is this so thing a Millennial thing?

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  4. As others have said, Manscaped has been advertising for a long time on much bigger podcast/video platforms than TWiT.

    I’m all for shitting on TWiT, but this is a non story.

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    1. I agree. This is actually a step above doing ED pill commercials.

      Once he started doing ads for other limp-dick geriatrics who still wanted to bust a nut, it was basically hitting rock bottom. I can’t think of anything worse, even pube trimmers and underwear pales in comparison.

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      1. You called out Joel and Thurrot for sexist comments and YOU go off on your typical ageist bigoted hate. You will be cursed as an old man, I can assure you.

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  5. Actually probably a good catch for Twit. Surprised Manscape is bothering with a two bit podcast like this one.

    Never bothered with them myself. Anyone can do internet research on beard/body trimmers. Always assumed Manscape was cheap crap with A big ad budget. Appears to be so.

    I hope these people aren’t using a trimmer directly on their berries skin. That’s a recipe for serious bleeding. At least use a spacer. Better to use a safety razor.

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    1. Jennyzeroo:
      Actually probably a good catch for Twit. Surprised Manscape is bothering with a two bit podcast like this one.

      It’s the other way around. Considering all the exposure and star power of Leo’s genitalia, an endorsement from him is a big get for those guys.

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  6. I hear “Woman-scaping” is the current fashion and is surely a bigger market. Leo is missing out there. From what I remember Leo accidently leaked a pussy pic of Lisa and she wasn’t shaven!

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    1. The hater trolls have this wrong… I was at the table. It was a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Leo was laughing: oh well, they’ll lap that one up.

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    2. sam:
      I hear “Woman-scaping” is the current fashion and is surely a bigger market. Leo is missing out there. From what I remember Leo accidently leaked a pussy pic of Lisa and she wasn’t shaven!

      She is now… Lisa tested it first on her furry mound and discovered her set of nuts . She then passed the sample razor over to hubs( no not snubs, she was shitcanned ages ago) and LEO discovered after ‘scaping his furry bush , his nuts were missing… exciting news has spewn forth from the TWiT roadhouse: LEO is now a she/her/ them and Lisa is a bull dike.

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        1. Andy Ihnatko — slowly I turned. This blowhard haa an inability to be succinct to an extreme. He’s the worst writer, ever and one of the most boring commentators to address a microphone. You have to wonder how he views himself. Does he look in the mirror and see those idiotic Asimov mutton-chops and say to himself, “Girls, here I come?” or what? Does Leo even pay him?

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  7. This whole thing was stressing me out. Twit goes and Jeff Jarvis goes. You may also know him as America’s Public Intellectual aka Buzz Machine aka Count CUNY aka Professor What Would Google Do (ha ha, do you get it, do you get the joke?)

    Anyhow, Tom Merritt, his brother John and I have started a fake Kickstarter – we are really using the money to start a new podcast which can receive the better cut of TWIT refugees such as PIJJ. I know many of you love Jeff’s wisdom, antics (who can forget that genuine and non attention seeking return of the phone to Verizon) and blasphemy.
    Please help by donating to Tentacle Kitty: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johnmerritt/tentacle-kitty-first-responders-and-essentials?ref=discovery_category

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  8. All you youngin’s who weren’t around for TechTV, here’s all you need to know: Leo’s first metoo was a live on air comment to Kate Botello. Patrick Norton couldn’t make it in anti-virus now could he? So he sold it to the guy on the box with the glasses. Cat Schwartz showed her wambos while at Tech TV and was sailed off to TechTV byebye town. You can still find the photo with a search. In elementary school the most heard phrase was, “Hey Andy Anotko, you bring your lunch money? Good. GIVE IT TO ME.” Which brings us to present day. Now you’re all caught up kids.

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  9. Hey gang don’t be down, Leo’s got a new show in the works and sponsors are already lining up: TWIST, This Week in Sex Toys. He and Lisa will do the show from home, the set is already built.

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    1. TonyRomy:
      Hey gang don’t be down, Leo’s got a new show in the works and sponsors are already lining up: TWIST, This Week in Sex Toys. He and Lisa will do the show from home, the set is already built.

      Uhm, I think you owe me a new shirt. I just threw up on myself after reading your post.

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  10. When did Twit become such a junky looking site? Look at their homepage.

    YouTube channel’s like Bot created crap clips… they don’t get it.

    Re-chewed 5 times content. Joke.

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  11. Word from the inside is that Leo is about to do a major advertising deal with the good folks at Fleshlight AND apparently Lisa is going to have a model molded for her.

    STAY TUNED!!

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