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BOMBSHELL: Leo Laporte Pays for Teen Porn

It’s sad we have to warn you, but the TWiT video below is very NSFW.

Déjà Vu de Jour, Leo did it again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!

Take in the view, ladies

Self proclaimed porn aficionado and all out pervert Leo Laporte exposed his watching habits to his latest Triangulation guest. In a lame attempt to show off in front of the guest, his plan spectacularly backfired. Le Fuck wasted the next 5 minutes being red-faced and trying to erase all of his substantial porn history in a rush.

(NSFW) Leo Laporte zooms in on his paid TeenFidelity porn. Click to enlarge.

The guest’s tool indexed Laporte’s laptop, displaying quite the variety of porn sites. Most prominent one was (NSFW) Teen Fidelity that he highlighted himself. If we look closely, he was using the members-only area of the site to visit 21 year-old model (NSFW) Krystal Orchid, which confirms Soup pays for his porn. It sickens us all that the 60 year-old pervert feels the need to pay $29.95 per month to watch porn of someone who is younger than his daughter. This is messed up and wrong. Are these netcasts we love actually coming from people we trust?

(NSFW) Leo Laporte displays his paid TeenFidelity porn, among others. Click to enlarge.

The most baffling part is that he wasn’t embarrassed by the act of showing porn on his family-friendly network. Instead, he placed blame on those who watch his shows, because “people watch him like a hawk, always trying to zoom, enhance” and twist what he is doing. It’s very cute that Leo has Total Drama on his mind and always thinks of #OneAss. We don’t need to try hard; you are doing it to yourself Leo. How about you stop using work laptop for personal pleasures or try using incognito mode next time?

PS: In case anyone is wondering, Total Drama’s Investigation Unit will not be researching other porn sites in question; we feel like it might lead us to a place we don’t want to end up.

Leo Laporte Says John C. Dvorak Threatened Him

Friendship between Leo Laporte and John C. Dvorak ended more than a year ago. Thanks to Leo’s persistence to continue insulting John over and over and over and over again. Well, He did it again!

The dumb, fat one on the left seems to hate the journalistic god on the right.

Leo just can’t help himself, if he does not slander John C. Dvorak on monthly basis. This time he stooped to new lows that we never seen before.

After another boring episode of self-loathing and pretending he knows coding on mega hit show that no one heard before aka Striangulation, show guest asked, if they still invite John C. Dvorak over to co-host TWiT.

Instead of being decent human being saying no and leaving it there, fat fuck decided to double down on his insults by insulting John and his co-host Adam Curry from award winning podcast No Agenda Show(now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays).

To make matters worse, Leo made up some bullshit story that John C. Dvorak threatened his family and called Lisa that he will release some mysterious info about Leo. He never said to what end or why would John ever do something like that, if he has nothing to gain.

All of this reeks of desperation and crying for attention by narcissistic spoiled perv. John C. Dvorak has more integrity in his pinky then Fat Fuck ever had. Leo is not cast of Keeping Up with Soup, he is irrelevant in tech world, forgotten by podcasting world and all he has is his tiny shoe box studio.

We’re happy that during all of this John C. Dvorak remained better man and stayed out of this by not acknowledging Soup, TWiT or that evil cunt and would like to hope he will continue to do so. Also, we would like to congratulate Adam Curry on his achievement of propagating the formula by being guest on Alex Jones InfoWars show, go watch it and give it a like.

PS: We’re not dead and still around 😉

Leo Laporte Makes a Handjob Joke About Megan Morrone’s Underage Daughter

Fuck you. How do ya like that?
Fuck you. How do ya like that?

Just when you thought it’s impossible for Pig Laporke to do something that would shock us all, considering his long rap sheet of misconduct, misogyny, racism and many more. Well, he actually had done it.

Soupfuck’s tiny pecker got all too little excited, when Megan started talking about her 13 year old daughter and her road trip with a friend.Naturally, as it always happens, all leftovers of brain matter that he has left just disappeared.

Take in the view, ladies
Take in the view, ladies

Laporke not only made sexist and hugely inappropriate comment about a 13 year old kid that crossed a line in and of itself. He said it straight to kid’s mother face and just laughed it off. This is disgusting, just watching that makes me feel sick. If Megan kicked fat fuck in his nuts, we would applaud her for her bravery and not allowing him to get away with crap like that.

We feel sorry for Megan Morrone and all the shit she has to put up working around Pig Laporke and his evil toxic bitch cunt of CeHo. Don’t worry Leo, your time will come, as it only takes one to step up and finally do what needs to be done, if Roger Ailes can be taken down, you will be too.

Ron Richards Latest Victim of #TWITLive Chatroom Gestapo

TWiT chatroom is dreary place to be, even if you’re crazy devoted leo psychopants, you still need to pass 9 circles of Hell just to get there. No one is immune to this not even someone like Ron Richard, a host on twit network. Megan Morrone, a closeted racist was being total bitch about it. CAN U NOT, Morrone? Show some humility to your fellow co-host or I don’t know, protest against ceho’s nazi regime.

If you like fun and freedom of expression, come join us in TotalDrama IRC chatroom

Leo Laporte Disgusted with Padre’s Coverage of Live Events

There is no man or woman in the universe who likes FMCP aka Robert “PadreSJ” Ballecer. Notorious liar, possible criminal and just all around garbage.

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer

TWiT is bad at doing live events, conference coverage and Padre is no exception to this. FMCP was sent by CeHo to some random event to do a wonderful job of covering it, as part of her continuous desperate attempts to shill sponsors for more money. Guess what? He failed, using his 1920’s radio announcer voice, he stood in the middle of show floor mumbling nonsense for 10 minutes on twit’s live stream. We will spare you with showing entire footage, instead we will share Leo’s thoughts on this matter.

As you can imagine, Leo wasn’t thrilled with the dressed clown job. He showed his continued distaste for Padre and complained to CeHo that he needs more control over planning and doing live coverage. Knowing TWiT’s past history, we can only hope that Padre soon will be an off-site producer.

Leo Laporte Insults John C. Dvorak Again and Blames Him for the Schism

Editor’s Note: Welcome to new editor/video creator Crotch Magnet.
The dumb, fat one on the left seems to hate the journalistic god on the right.
The dumb, fat one on the left seems to hate the journalistic god on the right.

Leo Laporte simply can’t help himself, as if banning of John C. Dvorak and insulting him was not enough. Member of twit chatroom asked Leo when John C. Dvorak will be invited back but he dismissed the notion that it’s his fault putting all of it on JCD.

He thinks saying “we’re inviting him all the time” negates all the bad insults he’s thrown at John publicly. He continues by insulting John and his journalistic credibility, a well-respected figure in the field, as if John C. Dvorak never written for publications like PC Magazine, New York Times, InfoWorld, MacUsers, Forbes etc.

Later Leo aka Jiggly Piece of Lard who never done anything in his life besides eating soup on camera tries to make whole thing into a joke, like it was nothing but a silly play and and calls JCD cheese of the show, who only there to shill for his podcast No Agenda Show with Adam Curry (now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays). Leaving us all flabbergasted by his attempts to ruin farther any kind of relationship with the man he was friends for a long time.

PS: On Behalf of Total Drama Editorial Board we would like to congratulate John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry on winning Podcast Award for No Agenda Show.