May your holidays be as merry as Leo’s dick is short and stubby.
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This holiday animation was created by one of our wonderful #OneAss chat room members.
A Total Drama Christmas Story
‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the grow-op house
Not an insect could find food, not even a louse;
The stockings were empty, the Caspers were bare
The Ring doorbell was armed, they all said a prayer
The children were all silent, consumed by their tech
With hopes that St. Nicholas would soon write a check;
The Uber was booked, the Away luggage packed
The man purse was on, the TrackR’s were tracked
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Henry looked up from his cracked iPhone to see what was the matter;
A shady man emerged, so portly and plumb
They knew in a moment it must be Effendumb
Hey Abby, hey Henry, hey Lisa, Hey Leo
Hey Ozzy, Hey Michael, get in my four seat Kia Rio;
I’ll transport your family with the utmost of care
And get you to your gate with much time to spare
And then, in a twinkling, they went on their way
Effendumb chortled merrily, so joyous and gay
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year
Even Hilton A. Goring, wherever he may be