Happy Holidays From Total Drama

Update: Be sure to look down below the animation for an additional holiday gift.

May your holidays be as merry as Leo’s dick is short and stubby.

From your friends at Total Drama. — Click here for full size and admire all the details.

This holiday animation was created by one of our wonderful #OneAss chat room members.

A Total Drama Christmas Story

By King Leo Laporte

‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the grow-op house
Not an insect could find food, not even a louse;
The stockings were empty, the Caspers were bare
The Ring doorbell was armed, they all said a prayer

The children were all silent, consumed by their tech
With hopes that St. Nicholas would soon write a check;
The Uber was booked, the Away luggage packed
The man purse was on, the TrackR’s were tracked

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Henry looked up from his cracked iPhone to see what was the matter;
A shady man emerged, so portly and plumb
They knew in a moment it must be Effendumb

Hey Abby, hey Henry, hey Lisa, Hey Leo
Hey Ozzy, Hey Michael, get in my four seat Kia Rio;
I’ll transport your family with the utmost of care
And get you to your gate with much time to spare

And then, in a twinkling, they went on their way
Effendumb chortled merrily, so joyous and gay
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year
Even Hilton A. Goring, wherever he may be

BREAKING: Jason Howell Reports: Investors Want Returns

Update: Megyn Kelly is joining NBC, leaving a spot open at Fox News for Jason Howell.

Jason Howell is normally a worthless sack of “kind of”s and “whatever”s, but in this clip, he drops a knowledge bomb on all of us. As it turns out, investors want returns on their money.

Megyn Kelly better watch out; it appears Jason Howell might actually try to escape Petaluma after all with his new journalistic muscles he’s flexing. He’s paid the price for long enough.

Transcript for the hearing-impaired

“Cuz in the kind of, I dunno, in the in the kind of institutional investment.. wuh-world… you know, they want, they put in a lot of money but they hope for quick returns. They hope for something to happen in the next couple of years… and to see kind of that return on their investment whatever.”

— Jason Howell, Host of Tech News Today

Thank you to an anonymous contributor who sent in this video.

Leo Laporte Exposes iPad Porno Again

Leo Laporte displays iPad porno again

How sad is it that this isn’t the first article we’ve written about Leo Laporte showing his porno on his iPad?

He did it again. He showed it to Megan on iOS Today, again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!

We reached out to Leo Laporte via email — the one he says he never reads but totally did — for comment on this article before it went to press.

We asked:

Leo, can you identify the Phoenix Marie clip on your iPad? Most of her work seems to be kinky shit like fucking dudes up the ass with a strap-on, and you’re not into that, right? Right?

When we checked 2 ½ hours later, Leo had made the YouTube video private and had replaced the videos in the RSS feeds. The newly censored YouTube video is 1:13:39. The old oneyep, you bet we archived it — was 1:13:53.

The full screen, for context, that was edited out of the re-posted video.

What happened to those missing 14 seconds?

Leo Laporte had to ask an editor, yet again, to edit out some of his porno he showed on-air and then uploaded to the feed.

Our only guess is that he assumes nobody actually watches these shows, since he knew he did it as he actively tried to hide it on-air.

What’s truly sad about this situation is that he had them offline in Movies on the iPad. This means he actually downloaded those MP4 files, probably via torrents based on the terrible file names. He then hooked up his iPad to his Mac and dragged and dropped the files onto the iPad using the sync function. All so he could have his porno files offline on the device itself. What is he doing in between shows??

So far, we know Leo likes:

Is TWiT still advertised as family-friendly?

At the time of this writing, we still have not gotten a response from Mr. Laporte — other than his censorship actions. We will update the post if we learn more. It’s no wonder he was late for his first show the morning we emailed him.

Yes, I left, but this was worth returning for. Expect me to come back for dick pics, vagina pics, and porno.

Leo Laporte Says John C. Dvorak Threatened Him

Friendship between Leo Laporte and John C. Dvorak ended more than a year ago. Thanks to Leo’s persistence to continue insulting John over and over and over and over again. Well, He did it again!

The dumb, fat one on the left seems to hate the journalistic god on the right.

Leo just can’t help himself, if he does not slander John C. Dvorak on monthly basis. This time he stooped to new lows that we never seen before.

After another boring episode of self-loathing and pretending he knows coding on mega hit show that no one heard before aka Striangulation, show guest asked, if they still invite John C. Dvorak over to co-host TWiT.

Instead of being decent human being saying no and leaving it there, fat fuck decided to double down on his insults by insulting John and his co-host Adam Curry from award winning podcast No Agenda Show(now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays).

To make matters worse, Leo made up some bullshit story that John C. Dvorak threatened his family and called Lisa that he will release some mysterious info about Leo. He never said to what end or why would John ever do something like that, if he has nothing to gain.

All of this reeks of desperation and crying for attention by narcissistic spoiled perv. John C. Dvorak has more integrity in his pinky then Fat Fuck ever had. Leo is not cast of Keeping Up with Soup, he is irrelevant in tech world, forgotten by podcasting world and all he has is his tiny shoe box studio.

We’re happy that during all of this John C. Dvorak remained better man and stayed out of this by not acknowledging Soup, TWiT or that evil cunt and would like to hope he will continue to do so. Also, we would like to congratulate Adam Curry on his achievement of propagating the formula by being guest on Alex Jones InfoWars show, go watch it and give it a like.

PS: We’re not dead and still around 😉