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After the firing of Mike Elgan, TWiT has exactly two full-time hosts now: Megan and Jason.
With FMCP out of town, we wondered who TWiT would send to cover the 2016 TechCrunch Crunchies.
As it turns out, they sent Tonya Hall, someone who can’t stop an interview when she’s dealing with a former employee who — shall we say — is not at her best.
You can see everything in the video above. The Sarah Lane interview is a bit long, but it’s worth watching. The rest involves Tonya thinking everyone knows who Leo Laporte and TWiT are. Of course, no one does.
We hope you enjoy the video compilation of what was cut out of the version TWiT posted online.
This week in tech television? I am 10 seconds in and she doesn’t know where she works.
Leo Laporte» Quote comment
Still better than Elgan’s infamous MWC coverage!
Here’s some advice for Tonya: Stop stick your tongue out, you’re a grown ass person.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Why is Tonya so fat?
Bruce» Quote comment
Because she eats too much.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
I take offense to that. I deserve to exist.
TonyaHallsSkinFolds» Quote comment
She actually looks hot in her Twitter profile image. She seems sweet. She could do with losing a bit now.
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
They say cameras do add about 30 pounds.
this» Quote comment
So she only weighs 300 pounds.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
Holy Shit!
WTF was wrong with Sarah???!!!
Was the brain-eating parasite active during this interview or was she drunk and high. Like she took some pills with a bottle of champagne.
Why is no one addressing how fucked up Sarah is in this video?
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
She’s clearly drunk.
holden» Quote comment
Of course TwiT didn’t simply delete the video since it contains nothing of value… other than making Sarah look bad
Nous sommes bonjour tout le monde» Quote comment
We now know how drunk Sarah has to be to deal with twit.
Sarah’s shot glass» Quote comment
Seen type of behavior before, appears to be reactions from painkillers and alcohol. Poor Sarah, very sad for her and very embarrassing for her company. This needs to removed ASAP
Reny Sven» Quote comment
My thoughts exactly!
Wadejoplin» Quote comment
Drunk as she was, you can see part way through this interview that she realized she wasn’t fooling anyone.
The Doctor» Quote comment
Abandonment issues? Fading looks? Meaningless career? Fucking a boss who is way below her status and enduring the shame of continuing to work for him for years? Regret over not securing a husband and having children when she had the chance? Knowledge that another marriage this late in the game would end in another divorce? Knowledge that she’s ruined herself for any decent man by publicly dating blacks?
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
You from /r/theredpill? Former /r/coontown member? Seriously, this is one of the more mean-spirited comments I’ve seen on TD. And that’s saying a lot.
Really, I hope no one comes in and tries to defend a statement like “publicly dating blacks”
Mark Pugner» Quote comment
Yeah, keep on enabling suffering spinsters with your white knight persona. We’re just saying what needs to be said, for Sarah’s sake and for the sake of younger women who might see this drunk human wreckage washed up on the shore, struggling to converse with a blubbery seal and resolve to not end-up that way.
Sarah needs help. Why wont you choose courage over cowardice and help her by speaking the truth?
Part of helping her is showing her that there is hope. She doesn’t have to be alone. It’s merely that – after a year or so of recovery – she’ll have to lower her standards because men who are successful and have options avoid women who are too drunk or dumb to indulge their mandingo fetishes discreetly. It’s not that Sarah “just happened” to date a black guy once and she’s oh-so post-racial. She’s made a sport of it publicly because she’s been on downward spiral of booze and drugs and probably has no clue (or care) how she comes across (drunks are funny that way). At any rate, decent guys run like the plague from the self-destructive and chronically indiscreet.
Oh, and for all you spineless, SJW boot-licking, racism-crying, creeps.. fetishizing blacks for sexual purposes is a tell-tale sign of prejudice as old as slavery itself. Get a clue.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
Burn the coal pay the toll
Blackie» Quote comment
Why does a fact that she acknowledges have to be defended by anyone?
+100
holden» Quote comment
Oh. So you’re an asshole.
The Doctor» Quote comment
Why does a fact that she acknowledges have to be defended by anyone?
holden» Quote comment
Because when you say something like “publicly dating a black” it sounds like there’s something inherently wrong with dating a black man and thus one should think twice about being public about it.
He’s referring to choice of words used being indefensible, not Sarah’s actions… so whether Sarah acknowledges said fact is moot.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
No one needs to apologize for reality. Truth is the best defense.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
holden» Quote comment
Well… It is true…
If you are the mark pugner I would like to say thank you for your courage and keep pushing. Don’t keep pushing this issue though since you are wrong.
Ffhhg» Quote comment
Is this what it looks like when the DvorakTrollArmy tries to eat it’s own genitalia?
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Actually, I think Sarah’s career is looking up since leaving Twit. And hell, we’re all aging. I don’t care who she has dated, or if she is comatose drunk – I would like to spend some quality time with her.
Still a Sarah Fan» Quote comment
That was fucking amazing.
She was always a stuck up, pretentious, overly liberal bitch. Everytime she over-enunciated on TNT I wanted to reach over and smash her face into the table, then I remembered I was remote.
She’s been trying to avoid the old cat lady life for way to long. Leo had mentioned during the pre-show during iFive or whatever the fuck it was called some allusion to a medical condition. Maybe it was bi-polar. Either way the illusion of her life seems to be coming to an end.
BTW, everyone should stop giving Toyna and Leo so much credit, no way they were quick or slick enough to plan this, especially since they’re so busy trying to force feed calories down in preparation for next great famine they’ve convinced themselves is coming….
Tom Merritt» Quote comment
Why is that event important to cover? Regardless, I think Tonya could have done a better job. First of all not everyone knows TWiT, don’t take it personally, not everyone knows every company out there, not everyone watches netcasts or whatever you want to call them.
Also, maybe before the interview you could mention your company name, and what you do, say I am Tonya from TWiT, an online news/tech video site and we’re covering this event because of X, Y and Z. And then get to the interview.
A good idea is also when you mention that you are based in Petaluma, to always say that it is a 50 min drive or whatever in distance from SF. Again, not everyone knows every city in the country, some places are well known and others aren’t, no big deal.
Finally, while I do think that Leo Laporte is the chief TWiT or whatever his title is, this is TWiT the company covering an event, do not drop his name and again assume that everyone knows who he is, that only makes Leo and the person being interviewed look bad.
PS. Even Elgan did a better job at interviews than Tonya, I mean, act like an adult at least. If you see someone is not in a state to be interviewed maybe cut it shot ot just ask one question or say hi or whatever, I mean, talk about not getting a hint.
DrN» Quote comment
Questions are key to an interview. Both of them ask canned generic questions that never yield anything but filler.
Leo’s Doctor» Quote comment
Nonsense. If you’ve got a lunatic or a raving drunk spewing gibberish in front of you — go long. It is hilarious and fun. And, as you can tel here, the audience loves it. It would have been much better at the end if the two, instead of hugging, did a wet tongue kiss exchanging a lot of spit and making it obvious. A tit rub would be good too. Now that’s entertainment! Sarah was drink enough to do it.
Mister Disgusto» Quote comment
Woah. Sarah hit the wall fucking hard!
Pirate314159265359» Quote comment
At least four or five times!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Wow, This is embarrassing. Was fatty hall given instruction to continually bombard sarah with questions simply from the previous professional (?) history. A quality journalist would have instantly recognized this interview was like driving a gasoline truck into fireworks factory, based on her mental state. I don’t blame sarah, I blame twit for taking advantage of her and making her look badly when she clearly wasn’t expecting to be part of media coverage.
magic» Quote comment
HOLY SHIT>>>>>> I CANT BELIEVE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LET THIS AIR / BE AVAILABLE.
If I didnt know better , I would say this is a Funny or Die bit. Fucking morons!!!! Sarah ‘s true self shows clearly with the alcohol, and how dum she is. Tonya is fucking clueless and a tard muncher. And hilarious to see the cluelessness and irrelevance of Leo Laporte. How could anyone allow this to take place much less be published in their name…!!???
HA FUCKING HA!!! Leo you douche!
TYFYC
pewtie» Quote comment
A drive by shooting of an interview with Sarah, twat really is the sewage pipe of tech journalism. Why didn’t golden voiced Leo cover the event if it was so close?
copper penny» Quote comment
I think Lisa was naked so he had a “hard” time covering it
Joel osteen» Quote comment
OK LOL tyfyc 😉
nicorudy» Quote comment
Because he does not care anymore.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
How does Sarah not suck start a shotgun when she looks back at the years wasted at TWiT? She’s drunk off her ass and she still manages to handle a big show with actual tech people that matter.
Rummy» Quote comment
Tech people that matter? Talk about an oxymoron 😉 That was awful to watch. How did Tanya not realize she was interviewing a drunk person? Yeah slack really is Sarah’s thing… Wtf.
ex twit fan» Quote comment
Because booze is fun… pills are fun… and she really likes to “suck start” black cock (confirmed).
Who needs a husband and children when you have a pointless career interrupted by frequent alcohol-fueled get-aways with swarthy ethnic men of every hue, willing to indulge her fetishes and ‘fill the void’ in her soul and other places…
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
Definitely doesn’t have underlings doing actual work I’m sure.
Adan Currie» Quote comment
This week in TV. “TeeHee Tongue out” should be the tagline for TWAT.
Anybody with half a mind should have notice after a few words that Sarah is under the influence of some substance and let her move on. To stretch out an interview like that is not tech journalism it’s Yellow Press. TWAT sets the bar again like in the last round of a limbo dance. Unprofessional and desperate for content … anything goes. Did TwiTV have any sponsors in this netcast ? If so, they sure must be proud to have their name attached.
Joe Shoe» Quote comment
“Pill Pack” maybe ?
Joe Shoe» Quote comment
OMG Sarah was trashed – too drunk to fuck actually.
Kinda sad.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Ask the giant negro she was with for the event.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
And Two Ton Tonya – my God – what a load she is!
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
tonya hall=Bottom of the barrel
rocker182» Quote comment
… Liolla Port…?
SERIAL ENTREPRENEUR» Quote comment
Apparently a famous Petaluma pole dancer!
nicorudy» Quote comment
Leo The Port!
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
wow.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Goddamn…the people associated with TWiT are fucked up as shit! Drunk as fuck Sarah Lane, Two Ton Tonya who just can’t stop feeding her fat face. No body knows who the fuck Leo Laporte is. What a disaster this this whole piece of shit organization is. Run by a narcissistic dirt bag who hates his ever decreasing fan base. Amazing shit. Embarrassing for the sponsors and advertisers who have no clue what their wasting their money on. Podcasts thousands of times better than TWiT are more deserving of this revenue.
SammyD» Quote comment
The neat thing about spelling “their, they’re, and there” the same way all the time is that you are bound to be right some of the time.
Kenny» Quote comment
Amen- fist fuck
Douche-eliminator» Quote comment
An alternative take: a delightfully in the bag SL doing her best to answer a series of inane questions from a high school reporter and, in fact, providing answers …of a sort.
Numa Pass» Quote comment
nice one, I felt sorry for Sarah Lane, should have just walked away FAST!
nicorudy» Quote comment
I was thinking how much Sarah Lane resembles Doris Day never noticed that before, probably the hair doo and makeup
nicorudy» Quote comment
Sarah is the Francis McDormont of tech.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
One of my favourite actresses, loved her in ‘This must be the place’ loved that movie, great music throughout.
nicorudy» Quote comment
TANKs for banning me …
McCLaNE» Quote comment
IN IRC!~
McCLaNE» Quote comment
Dear god this is proof Leo needs to rethink TWiT from the ground up.
It was a good run, I think it was an honest try, but this thing is sinking fast.
jason kelog» Quote comment
Hilariously shit as ever!
Bern» Quote comment
Does this frump-ass bitch know how to use a mic? At least finish your god damn sentence before taking it away from your mouth.
Unprofessional to keep interviewing SL in that state. What are they now, the TMZ of tech?
What a fuckup this network is.
Eggs on Toast» Quote comment
Hardly worth covering these awards or whatever the hell it was. Lane was pissed as, a bad look but she has very little talent and attraction anyway. Stopped listening to TWIT ages ago but TD is sometimes funny to read. The network is on the way out, but really no loss to the podcast industry there are probably many more podcasts/vidcasts that should go as well. TWIT wont be remembered.
What was that» Quote comment
Pretty sad. Sarah drunk and washed up.
Bob» Quote comment
This is an example of how not to mix business and pleasure. Serving alcohol to tech children, like Sarah Lane, who cannot handle it with any sense of responsibility. Work is work and partying is partying these days because everyone has a video camera to catch it when one screws up. I sense that there is a deeper issue with Sarah though, maybe she will make the tech news one day with her own headline.
Oh, and I hope she gets terminated and has to sell herself to just make it.
If the interviewer was any good, the questioning would have stopped after the first couple of slurs and stumbles. Clearly, she was allowed to go on to destroy herself.
Call It Like It Really Is» Quote comment
Why?
Do you hate her that much :-/
nicorudy» Quote comment
LOL, just goes to show what a nobody Leo Laporte actually is. Also Sarah Lane sounds like she either had a fifth of wiskey or a quarter ounce of weed before she showed up for the thing. What a drunk stoner.
Me» Quote comment
Sarah Lane is definitely looking for a man in the wrong profession. In the nerd culture all you’re gonna find are twerps, wimps, and Leo Laportes that haven’t even seen the Rocky movies because it involves the words sports and exercise
Me» Quote comment
Sarah prefers black and brown gentleman and has been more-or-less open about it for several years. Apparently, she hasn’t really been looking for men in the tech scene for quite some time.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
Aww, can’t get laid so you hate on non-white people?
Seriously, now on TD we’re bashing people for sleeping with black or brown men. Nice.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
No one is “hating” on blacks (or as Leo likes to say, the “niggras”).
But, if we’re going to use black dialect, I might say I’m simply “tellin’ it like it is” or “keepin’ it rill”.
Sarah has a fetish for black men = fact
There are scarcely few of the coloreds in tech = fact
Therefore, Sarah looks outside of tech to get her bell rung.
Your racial guilt-tripping will find no purchase here, Owen JJ Stone.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
Here’s another fact: You’re a racist piece of shit.
I’m not guilt tripping, just think you spamming this thread with how SL likes colored men is very telling.
I’m neither black nor a fan of Sarah by the way.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Ah yes… we’ve heard it all before… “das raciss”. Thanks, but no. Just telling truths. Take your politics elsewhere. This is a safe space for honest people.
Sarah needs help. Her drunkeness is a cry for help. Her coal burning is a cry for help.
Go home, Oh Doctah… you’re having a stroke.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
She was at an event that serves alcohol. I highly doubt she is crying for help. This site has a bunch of bloody drama queens.
Dubs» Quote comment
I don’t think he’s a racist at all. Sarah has tweeted photos of her and black dudes. It’s very trendy, of course, for black guys to date (bottle) blondes.
And if he’s a “racist,” why do you fucking care? He has the right to think what he wants without you going all SJW all over him. Jesus Christ you SJWs are fucking annoying.
holden» Quote comment
No, he is racist.
You can mention things like Sarah’s preference for whatever type of man, but when you say something like “…knowledge that she’s ruined herself for any decent man by publicly dating blacks…” then I’m going to go out on a limb and call you a racist.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Call him out as much as you want, but I guarantee you will not change his mind. Or mine.
Sarah goes dark. That’s a fact.
holden» Quote comment
Oh, it’s “hate,” not “hate on.”
holden» Quote comment
Just as a refresher. Here is Leo’s opinion of black people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahS3ar8hdUY
Tanya thinks she only folds 3 times but Ben Folds Five» Quote comment
Lisa has signed two networks already. Let’s guess which ones. I am going to guess twit and iMore. All thanks to her John. She needs to stops getting twits money to keep it away from children Abby and Henry. And I thought Squarespace was easy, what is she wasting her time doing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/lisadlaporte/status/695684426991185920
Jennifer Laporte» Quote comment
Logo looks like shit
OMGChad» Quote comment
Looks like a retard designed it in MS Paint.
http://i.imgur.com/BCxnwuS.jpg
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
LMAO
OMGChad» Quote comment
I see “Artis Anal Agency”.
Frank» Quote comment
Goes well with TWiT, stupid name from the get go!
I see ‘Art is anal’ might be all in my head though, I need a drink!
nicorudy» Quote comment
I doubt it, but watching the video it was almost like they did this on purpose to Sarah. It was as if someone saw her inebriated and then drug her in front of the camera for an interview. It went on way too long. Part of me feels bad for Sarah, another part of me thinks Sarah was just partying, got drug in front of the camera and with it being TWiT she was just like “fuck it” and gave a shitty drunk interview.
Bob Sacramento» Quote comment
Wow, just when we think that TWiT cannot sink any lower, they find a way to burrow deeper into the whale shit. Absolutely messed up video and poor Sarah Lane should not have been in front of a camera with that much buzz.
Perhaps Leo can take up a collection from donor who want to take a hammer swing at that brick wall brought to you by the fans of a former decent network of podcasts. I sure as hell would pay to remove my name from the wall of the $hithouse after this video.
NAKnight» Quote comment
This afternoon, I had TTG on in the background on Roku box. Wife came in from shopping, to see Leo describing the “new place”. (She not interested in anything tech, but knows vaugely about Leo). She says “whats that, they’re moving? Didn’t they just build that new place not to long ago? Didn’t people donate to build that? Will they get their money back?”
I could only LOL
PMB» Quote comment
The bricks/tiles will probably just end up in a skip and then landfill except the few from celebs.
They could of course sell them back to the donators, wouldn’t put that past Soup and CeHo. A nice revenue stream to fund more treats.
nicorudy» Quote comment
If I were Sarah I wouldn’t worry about it too much. No one is going to see the interview but idiots and retards that can’t figure out what cell phone to buy without asking Leo because they are too stupid to do what Leo does to answer their question and use Google.
Me» Quote comment
But Sarah’s BOSS might see it. That was a TechCrunch event she was at. And only a couple weeks ago she was in Davos interviewing Arianna Huffington.
On the other hand maybe she faked it just to mess with Leo.
LeoLess» Quote comment
An American flying to Switzerland to interview another American, guess climate change was a topic of discussion? LMAO.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Venue…
San Francisco War Memorial Opera House
301 Van Ness Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94109
am I missing something?
nicorudy» Quote comment
Two weeks *before* the Crunchies event, Sarah was in Davos. TechCrunch has a much bigger travel budget than the failing TWIT.
LeoLess» Quote comment
Thanks I got all blurry for a while, understand now.
nicorudy» Quote comment
Her boss was there and probably got her drunk.
holden» Quote comment
Makes one wonder about the “depth” of the tech press in general.
I looked at one of Sarah’s regular TC segments and either she was very depressed working at TWIT with her pretty flat delivery or she is on uppers.
LeoLess» Quote comment
Lisa probably hates Sarah because she suspects (or knows) that Leo fucked Sarah and some point when they worked together.
She’s compelled to staff TWiT with frumps partially because it’s politically fashionable, but also because she’s jealous of younger, attractive women and will put her pettiness before the success of TWiT.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
I doubt that, Leo is no catch and never has been even in the 90’s. You gotta set standards in life! – Sarah is probably a rug muncher anyway, you people gotta stop having fantasies about her.
What was that» Quote comment
She can munch my rug if she wants, I vacuum it regularly!
nicorudy» Quote comment
This is correct and you will probably never see a pretty girl ever working there again unless she is a man-hating lesbian with the hots for Lisa.
Mister Disgusto» Quote comment
Next time they should put Jason Howell on site.
Fat Fuck Priest» Quote comment
Jason would do a great job.
Jeff» Quote comment
Jason’s another breeder whose every third word is “kids.” A male Megan Morrone with big ears.
holden» Quote comment
At least he’s white and not one of those polygamous Muslims, we need more non-muslim babies in the west or we’re all finished!
nicorudy» Quote comment
Who is this giant boiled egg on legs talking to Sarah Lane?
Ahmed» Quote comment
There’s no proof that it’s not just Leo with makeup and a wig.
Eggs on Toast» Quote comment
TOPKEK
Fat Fuck Priest» Quote comment
OMG the very thought of Leo in full drag will give me nightmares O.o
nicorudy» Quote comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSZ3EOiSaRY
Jeff» Quote comment
Well that did actually give some credit to Laporte for having a sense of humour and not (then) taking himself too seriously.
But that wasn’t full drag though, a wig does not a tranny make 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkVRqp4jvwU
right back at ya! 🙂
nicorudy» Quote comment
Didn’t Leo, on Twit, agree to go dress in full drag for Jolie O’Dell as she blathered about drag queens? Lisa probably banned O’Dell too after Leo got all lathered up thinking about going lesbian with O’Dell. It’s a house of perverts!!
Mister Disgusto» Quote comment
Even if that was how Sarah lane was all the time, I’d still prefer her, and she would be more informative then this week in television
Joel osteen» Quote comment
Sorry, but that should be
[than] this….
Just a Nazi grammerist’s pet peeve…
nicorudy» Quote comment
Thank,s. I apreciate that
Joel osteen» Quote comment
your moist welcomb 😉
nicorudy» Quote comment
This made me LOL for real
Joel osteen» Quote comment
You’re moist whale cum.
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
OK, I wet myself 😉
nicorudy» Quote comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/45u3i0/sarah_lane_drunk_interview/
TotalDramaIsland» Quote comment
Off-topic: perhaps the subject for a TD investigation article
What the hell does Owen J.J. Stone do? He has 112 Facebook likes, ~9000 Twitter followers and 5 plays of his new podcast yet seems to think in “his field” he’s well-known. Any ideas what his field might be? Inheritance perhaps and just enjoying life?
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Token_Black
Myriam’s Manpussy» Quote comment
Yes, but how does he earn money (aside from his TWiT appearance fee)?
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
https://about.me/ohdoctah
I make people love me. Oh and I am from the future. wtf does that even mean?
good lord» Quote comment
https://about.me/ohdoctah
“I make people love me and im from the future ” wtf does that even mean
derp» Quote comment
I think he’s referring to his stomach that is always in ‘his’ future, it does indeed precede him!
nicorudy» Quote comment
He’s the TWIT house negro.
holden» Quote comment
I had to pick my jaw up from the ground after that.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
If you’re so upset that he’s the TWIT House Negro, move your SJW ass to the South Bronx which is almost 100% Negro. Then report back to us and tell us how many muggings, killings and drug deals you witness by those thugs.
holden» Quote comment
Ken Sintek is an SJW merely because he was taken aback by your comment?
Is that the definition of SJW?
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Yes, because he devoted an entire post to it.
holden» Quote comment
He got involved with TWiT through the shall-not-be-named NSFW show with Bri-Bri and the Jerbs. Before those two did a TWiT show they did the “BB Live Show” on Justin.tv and OJJS made appearances on that show. That connection is where Laaaaay-o was introduced to OJJS.
BriBrisSecretLover» Quote comment
Wow, that makes sense, he’s definitely the black version of the unfunny asshat duo from NSFW show. Except he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Owen Stone is that guy that shows up at a nerd party to mooch cigarettes and beer and because he puts on the face of “Like me and you’ll be cool” the tech nerd crowd falls for it. There are alot of tech nerds out there that would give their left nut to feel like they are accepted in society. Owen has just figured out how to exploit that.
Me» Quote comment
Sarah Lane looks like Ashley Fires…
Theasianguy» Quote comment
She acts and moves like Grover in this vid.
justthisguy» Quote comment
Sarah’s fair at best. Bleached blonde, chipmunk face, conceited.
holden» Quote comment
https://about.me/ohdoctah
i make people love me and im from the future wtf does that even mean?
derp» Quote comment
“I refer the honourable gentlemen to the answer I gave a short time ago”
nicorudy» Quote comment
I’ve no idea, how bizarre. Leo and/Lisa must’ve been convinced that he has even some vague connection to tech to decide to hire him for his appearances. There is no online documentation of his involvement in tech/startups/business. Hmm…
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
How hasn’t there been an article on this guy. I guess I f Lisa can be CEO then Owen JJ Stone can be the new Dvorak.
The way Leo holds a whore/mistress up to the world as a shining example of what a woman can achieve is very much akin to how he holds a welfare-recipient moron up as an example of his non-racist ways. The opposite is true.
Make a video of every Owen clip from twit and you will see him say nothing of any value besides tech memes. Edit out all of Leo, Hiner and Alex.
Every episode Owen is on, Leo always brings up race, somehow the movie Straight Outta Compton even came up, Leo says he wants his “perspective” but that means his thoughts are worthless on their own merit. Don’t waste your time counting how many times Leo did his Do-The-Right-Thing street accent. Countless.
Nick Ras» Quote comment
https://www.patreon.com/IQMZ
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
His LinkedIn profile claims since 1999 he has been the co-owner and operator of two UPS Stores in New Jersey along with a more vague media-based Inquiring Mindz Media LLC since 2003 developing brands. I’m still not sure I answered my own question though.
SpongebobTrianglePants» Quote comment
WTF? He’s a clerk??
Mister Disgusto» Quote comment
cleric?
i also believe there are certain secular ownership rules for Jesuits.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
He probably delivered a phone to Leo once through his UPS outlet, saw that Leo was a doofus and learned to bullshit his way on podcasts like Leo does. He does say he learned alot from Leo.
Me» Quote comment
I’m a sorta black and was wondering what’s the best way to hook up with Sarah?
Poopshootpie» Quote comment
Have something that she wants like the new iPhone 2 months before it’s released to the public or slip her a roofie in her glass of Jack.
Me» Quote comment
And use the word ‘nigga” a lot. She likes that!
holden» Quote comment
Oh and always praise her ability as a tech journalist, even though all she knows about tech is how to start Facebook, Twitter and Instagram on her phone.
Me» Quote comment
Wow. How does TWIT ever expect to be taken seriously as a tech news outlet? This is the kind of shit that they produce? A fill-in reporter that can’t even get the name of the show correct and can’t get the hint that the person they are interviewing is drunk and/or high. They said that they were going to cover more live events yet they pretty much dumped all their in-house on-air talent. Next thing you know it’ll be the janitor reporting from Mobile World Congress. Even the mic itself could use a nicer version of their logo on it. It looks cheap and slapped together. Overall, the whole production reeks of amateurism. TWIT wants to look and feel like a professional tech news organization while trying to do it on the cheap and with no real on-air talent.
Regarding OhDoctah, I have also been wondering for a while exactly what his credentials are. There’s nothing to suggest that he is involved in the tech industry, past or present. He sounds like some crazed Leo fan that bugged him enough times that he finally let him be a recurring guest on his show.
LaporkeOnAFork» Quote comment
Twit have a male & female house negro now. Twit knows diversity is important. in tech. O-Dr was shipped over quite a while ago & has served Leo well but he wanted 1 of each gender so he could breed them in the future so Liberty was trapped & shipped across the ocean to Twit.
They are both terrible as tech journalists but Liberty is loud, annoying & dumb for all to see while O-Dr does a much better job at covering up his limitations with personality that is yet to be shipped for LIberty
Leo» Quote comment
I do wonder if Ow-Dokah has seen inside Liberty’s bell :-/
nicorudy» Quote comment
He replied to someone on Twitter that he has a “media” company that seems to have no visible website to describe it, and that he co-owns 2 ups stores. So clearly he has the chops to speak in the tech space.
Bob’s uncle» Quote comment
Wow… The Sarah Lane interview should had been cut short already at “Ya…yah think?…??”. She got zero content from it anyway.
Also: Tonya, if you read this: to try the microphone looped back in a pair of headphones to get a feeling for the microphone directionality. You come off as very unprofessional when your own voice and the people you talk to is cut off because you move the mic away.
ljjasas» Quote comment
I can’t get over how FAT Tonya Hall is. Jesus Christ. No self discipline. Eats shit. Sits on ass all day. Disgusting. There is no such thing as having a “health condition” that causes this type of obesity. Ok…maybe like 1% might have a genetic abnormality. I never liked Sarah Lane. Always thought she was lame as shit. Now it’s pretty clear. She’s lame as shit. The whole “TWiT Family” is one train wreak after another. So glad when it all shuts down for good.
JoeRogan» Quote comment
Wait, Tonya is fat? I didn’t notice because of the strategic scarves she always wears.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
😀
BigBernard» Quote comment
I thought she was a walking pile of scarfs. Obviously hiding multiple boxes of donuts cakes and puts where they are safely out if the claws of her food rival Leo Laporte.
Lisa’s Labia» Quote comment
Y’all be rayciss
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Sarah has always been a bit slow when taken off script, it was the same when she had to do punditry on Tech News Today she’s not a quick thinker by nature. The alcohol just magnifies her natural state. Give her a script/prompter and she shines.
I’m never going to make a point of watching Sarah Lane’s Tech Crunch show – unless TechCrunch suffers a hostile takeover by MeUndies.
But my main impression wasn’t really about Sarah Lane it was about tech journalism and the tech industry. Tech journalism is a worthless, superficial, steaming pile of shit. And the companies that tech journalists talk about are often worthless piles of shit as well. We need a huge tech industry crash to thoroughly sift the wheat from the chaff.
MojoMajor» Quote comment
Give her a script/prompter and she READS. She always sounded like she was reading…sing-songy approach, no emotion, no real effort to make it sound like she wasn’t reading. Overrated.
Pibb» Quote comment
When Mike Elgan and Sarah Lane fronted Tech News Today they started using prompters. Elgan, a far better journalist than Lane , was made to look like a mentally retarded individual by Lane’s ability to actually use a prompter – it was totally embarrassing for Elgan . You may not rate her ability but many people are far worse.
MojoMajor» Quote comment
I hate that near-autistic Steve Gibson guy.
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Agreed.
STEVE GIBSON IS A BAD MAN and a worse stutterer.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
You keep copy and pasting that same comment over and over.
Repeating yourself over and over is starting to make you look unhinged?!
NicoRudy» Quote comment
He’s autistic too, he only excels at posting that one comment.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Clearly Lane was drunk/drugged and the buffoon kept asking her serious tech questions; the lard ass interviewer like her lard ass boss has no class much less professionalism.
Mark Byrn» Quote comment
Just consider the alternatives: TWIT snubs former employee, TWIT Fails to Interview Sarah Lane at Some Event No One Cares About
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment