Leo Laporte Would Like To Remind You That He Is Still Paying For Porn

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Hello, my name is Jeff Brockman and I am a progressive rock drummer for the band CAIRO. We rank right up there with other progressive rock bands like Genesis and Pink Floyd but without the success and never going on tour. But there was this one time Deen Castronovo let me touch his drums, and back in 1989 I walked past Axl Rose at the MTV Video Awards.

Kelly Madison, Porn actress and trustee of Leo Laporte’s credit card number could not be reached for comment.

Thanks to a user tip we were alerted to the fact that Leo Laporte is still paying for porn, still completely unaware that porn is free and available everywhere. We first learned of Leo Laporte’s sick fascination with paying for porn in a previous post where he was shelling out cash to a porn-star that didn’t look a day over 15. But we’re glad, and somewhat relieved, that Leo has finally decided to lust over a whore more close in age to the one he married.

So we applaud Leo Laporte on finally outgrowing his pedophilic tendencies. That being said he might want to browse in incognito mode if he insists on jerking it at the office on a production machine.

17 thoughts on “Leo Laporte Would Like To Remind You That He Is Still Paying For Porn”

  1. Seriously, does this guy still not know the concept of a ‘work’ computer and a ‘personal’ computer/profile? You do your work safe stuff on the ‘work’ computer and whatever NSFW stuff on your ‘personal’ one. You would also use said ‘work’ computer on your podcast (duhhh). With all the phones and other gadgets this guy buys (as well as vacations), I’m sure he can afford a second laptop/tablet/whatever he uses to get his internet jollies.

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  3. I’m the real Jibbering Jeff Jarvis – the quote above is fake.
    Probably from someone that has not lectured at CUNY nor been declared a public intellectual in the US of A nor buzzed like a Buzz Machine nor said Habermas twenty five times daily nor been the centre of genuine and unconfected hilarity when reboxing and returning a phone to Verizon (still makes me chuckle – I am a very funny guy).

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  4. Andy Anhatko will begin TWIT’S This Week in Gilbert and Sullivan by singing all of “Thee Little Maids From
    School” each week while wearing an 1800’s Chinese hat.

    “One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum โ€”
    Two little maids in attendance come โ€”
    Three little maids is the total sum
    Three little maids from school!”

    Then while Leo shares his screen to Google “The Mikado” he reveals partial searches for hot asian girl on girl action. Members area. Enter Alex Lindsey will will tell us about his 20 seconds getting coffee on Star Wars Ep 1, and that This Week in Hot Asian Girl action is sponsored by Cashfly.

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  5. Don’t blame Leo… Remember what Bob Barker always said… “Always have your pets spayed or neutered.” Someone needs to take him into the Humane Society. He’ll be happier & healthier afterwards….

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  6. I hear stuffed Ozzy is starting to look frayed and dirty. They use him to keep a door open and the cleaning people keep getting floor cleaner on him. Only a matter of time till he gets thrown out.

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