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Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Lies While at Religious Retreat

Update: The liar priest, who is supposedly without technology on a vow of silence, is now muting accounts on his personal YouTube (Proof) within 2 minutes (push notifications). Absolutely incredible.
Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer

This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Something very strange is happening over on Father Robert Ballecer’s Twitter profile. The fat fake priest — aka FMCP aka PadreSJ — is pretending to have written an artificial intelligence bot that is running his Twitter.

He is supposedly away at a no-technology Jesuit retreat. Mercifully, this is the reason he is not appearing on TWiT right now.

We found it odd that he has timely mentions of things that just happened, such as the new Doctor being announced and National Ice Cream Day — a holiday we are certain he celebrates daily.

We did some digging using the actual Twitter API. All of his Tweets are being posted from TweetDeck. Here’s the source attribute from almost all of his “bot” tweets:

"source":"<a href="https://about.twitter.com/products/tweetdeck" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>"

He can’t control that string, because it’s set by Twitter’s server side based on the API keys being used. He’s 100% using the TweetDeck program to post his tweets.

TweetDeck can’t create Twitter polls. No consumer of the Twitter API can, including FMCP’s fictional “bot” lie. The fake priest logged onto the Twitter web site to post these polls:

"source":"<a href="http://twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter Web Client</a>"
"source":"<a href="http://twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter Web Client</a>"

Some questions:

  1. Did FMCP sneak a smartphone into the no-technology religious retreat under one of his many fat folds?
  2. Is Bryan Burnett running FMCP’s Twitter and pretending to be a robot, not far from the truth? Edit: This hypothesis is improbable, now that we’ve seen he is policing his own YouTube/Google account via push notifications.
  3. Does FMCP think anyone believes he knows how to program anything, let alone an artificial intelligence that can respond to current events? We’ve seen Coding 101.

Don’t forget to read the rest of the Man of God series detailing Father Robert Ballecer’s misdeeds in real life and on Twitter.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Accepts Bribe for Glowing Acer Laptop Review

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP, aka <MentalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In the Know How pre-record above — the episode has not been posted for download as of the date of this posting — Father Robert Ballecer puts away a Synology router he just finished fawning over, lamenting the fact that he can’t do giveaways on the show, even though Synology would allow it, because Leo and Lisa Laporte do not allow him to do so. Robert says specifically that he cannot keep the router because it’s a conflict of interest, so he must send it back or give it away.

Not one hour later, he does nearly an entire episode devoted to a “review” you can see part of in the clip above. After the review is over, he states that he’s keeping the laptop. Notice that Father Robert always uses Acer computers and is a bought and paid for Acer shill.

It seems odd to see a priest with no moral compass, but we guess that explains why he works at TWiT.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Tells Another Lie on Twitter

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Just like his prior flights of fancy, master troll Father Robert Ballecer — disgusting priest with a persecution complex — told another fib on Twitter.

We’re totally confident he took pictures, video, and can tell us who the company was. Right? Right?

Father Robert Ballecer thinks that raping women is funny

Father Robert Ballecer, Man of God
Fr. Robert Ballecer, Man of God

Just in time for Christmas, this delightful video comes to light of Jesuit priest (and supposed man of God) Father Robert Ballecer laughing at rape jokes about women—in particular the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” song. Watch the video to see just how far the Fat Mexican Clown Priest takes this concept and gleefully chuckles at the real-life horror that millions of women worldwide have suffered throughout the centuries.

The editorial board at Total Drama does not think rape is funny and only shares this with you so that you may know the true depths to which Father Robert Ballecer has sunk. It’s one thing for the fatass Leo Laporte to lie down with pigs, but it’s entirely inappropriate and disgusting for a Jesuit priest who lives with children to deal in this type of filth. This video is provided as a public service in case any of our readers would like to reach out to the Jesuits and see if Father Robert Ballecer can be fired for his lighthearted attitude toward rape or at the very least prevent him from ever being near children again.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Shows TWiT Live Stream Sick Fetish Definitions

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Father Robert Ballecer manages to insult the state of Alabama as well as all of the TWiT live audience in the clip above. It’s absolutely disgusting that he thinks people need to know about the so-called Alabama Hot Pocket (NSFW).

Why does Leo Laporte keep this fake priest employed?

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer is Obsessed With Total Drama

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Subtle reverse-troll or obsessed with Total Drama? You decide.
Subtle reverse-troll or obsessed with Total Drama? You decide.

We aren’t sure whether or not the fake priest is obsessed with Total Drama and doxxing people or if this is a subtle troll in the latest episode of Know How. We’d like to believe it’s the latter and give him points for that, however we will allow the commenters to be the judge.

Thanks to an anonymous tipster who sent this in.

Follow Up

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We all loooooove catching people in lies and none are more fun to catch than the two masters, Leo and Padre, go on and click the image below to read PSJ’s horse hooey.

Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place (Non-relevant portion is darkened – full conversation is here.)

The church is now an employee leasing service? I liked the old lie better, ‘he is spreading good will for the church by being at TWiT.’

We have been told countless times by Leo that PadreSJ has turned down assignments from the Church to work at TWiT. So why did he say that the church ASKED him to be at TWiT? The church didn’t know shit about TWiT until Padre told them. PSJ has also made references to the church not being happy with him. Why? In his twitter feed the man has said many times he chose to be at TWiT and was asked to do some sort of year long sabbatical he is pushing off. Am I supposed to pretend an arch-bishop or some higher up came up with the idea to put PSJ at TWiT? Come now.

Does he really expect us to believe TWiT’s measly donation pays for his room, board, food, expenses and saving Bolivia?
Why wont he say how much the #guzzler pays the church annually? I am gonna bet that the job Padre stole would have cost #Soup at least 100K in salary, payroll expenses, insurance and benefits if TWiT had to pay a “regular Joe.” TWiT probably pays the church 5K-25K annually tops.

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I am not a church guy but I have no animosity towards the church either, Why not just be honest? Don’t try and paint working at TWiT as something you will be canonized for. Stay quiet. Working at TWiT is not god’s work.  Hopefully PSJ fooled himself so he can sleep at night because he doesn’t fool me.

**The blackout was not done to take something out of context or protect PSJs target. Everything  aside from his fib about the Church asking him to be at TWiT was not relevant. The link is in the picture caption**

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Possibly Admits Felonies on Twitter

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we watch the Jesuit Priest pretend that he is a 31337 comput3r h4ck4r. He pretends he broke into remote computers of those who would have scammed his parents. Liar or felon? You decide. Either way, quite a good Christian/Jesuit representative, don’t you think?

Enjoy

Other than being a tub of lard and creeping people out?
Other than being a tub of lard and creeping people out?
It's "principals", and this is getting creepy.
It’s “principals,” and this is getting creepy.
You literally look like a clown. Literally.
You literally look like a clown. Literally.
Flights of fancy.
Flights of fancy.
You should call Jenny Craig and ask her to slim you down remotely.
You should call Jenny Craig and ask her to slim you down remotely.

Join us in chat to discuss.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Says “Fuck Yo Sink”

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we listen to the ham planet with a brown, basketball-sized JELL-O ball for a head say “Fuck Yo Sink”, and then try to play it off when he finds out his mic is on.

Enjoy

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Insults Transgendered People

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
Today we introduce our new series, Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we watch the obese, gluttonous (deadly sin) medical waste sack in a priest costume sing a song demeaning those with non-cisgendered gender identities and then introduce one such person. Myriam deserves better than being called a “he” multiple times by both #Soup and #FFF.

When Padre isn’t busy telling people to “Suck it.”, he spends his time wasting money on drones, pretending to interview people while grinning/nodding at the camera, and doxxing critics on Twitter (who he gets banned from the chatroom).

Enjoy

Padre’s Response

We take a few issues with his response.

  1. We very rarely enter their chat room. They attribute everyone who hates TWiT to Total Drama. We have our own one-way bridge to see what they say. We don’t need to be there ourselves. We certainly don’t go there to insult transgendered people. That’s Padre’s job.
  2. Amateurish editing?? OK. We’ll give him that one.
  3. The indignation is real and there is more to come in the Man of God series.
  4. We agree with him about “watch for yourself”. Our DVR contains up to two weeks of live TWiT video. We encourage you to skip back to 34:00 on the “14:00 Friday May 8, 2015” video and watch the entire pre-show for yourself, in which Leo and Padre dox one of Total Drama’s members.

    He’d rather you download the edited copy with all the pre-show insensitivities edited out, but you can see for yourself, only here at Total Drama.

Fr. Ballecer's Response
How dare he?