Editor’s Note: From the TNJJ archives. This post was originally created December 22, 2015, but it was never posted. It is presented without comment.
No, but Leo Laporte thinks so.
Or at least he feels it’s an appropriate joke to make at Andrew’s expense, while Andrew is busy making Windows Weekly possible on a regular basis.
Out of the kindness of his heart, Andrew Zarian provides technical assistance and sets up the show in the Microsoft store in NYC. He creates a feed back to TWiT with multiple cameras, audio sources, etc.
Andrew Zarian is a one-man network team and donates his efforts to help his friends Paul and Mary Jo, while the jealous Leo Laporte makes fun of Zarian for being a “bearded terrorist” and “wearing a tight t-shirt.”
Leo always wears tight shirts, but they’re the same ones that didn’t used to be as tight when he wore them in 1998.
Stay classy, Leo.
Side note: Andrew Zarian created GFQ Network, a tech podcast network that actually produces quality content — unlike Leo Laporte’s unwatchable SHiT.
Be sure to check out some of his shows, including:
He also provides a live stream and chat when shows are being recorded.
Perhaps more accurately, Leo Laporte’s editors and technical directors regret him mentioning dick pics.
During one of his regularly scheduled copyright infringement sessions, he made a crass joke relating to sending sexually explicit text messages to others using new features of iOS 10’s iMessage.
The editors poorly removed the mention by blurring his mouth and silencing the audio, but left in Megan Morrone’s juvenile laugh.
Thanks to a tip from a reader for sending in the clip for this video.
Leo Laporte is a disgusting monster to his employees. He sexually harrasses them constantly. Watching any episode of any show with Leo on it is an experience in constant sexual innuendo.
Finally, someone has called Leo to task on his deviancy on the live stream. We didn’t expect it to come from the definitely-not-racist, definitely-not-a-monkey Megan Morrone. But, then again, she was able to trick Mike Elgan with a wearable banana.
Good job, Megan.
Even though his “interview” show Triangulation finished on-time and he was already in the studio, he didn’t want to set a precedent and have people start expecting him to be on-time for any shows.
Leo Laporte, one minute before his next show was scheduled to start, left the studio, claiming to be back in 10 minutes. You can find out for yourself in the video above if that happened. You can also judge his sense of urgency and respect for his viewers.
In addition to being late for iOS Today on purpose, he made more inappropriate sexual jokes in front of and to his employee Megan Morrone, saying “a man would just stick it in.” Disgusting, Leo. Disgusting.
Leo Laporte and his merry band of idiots have a long history of shitting on their sponsors. The sponsors never seem to wise up.
In the video above, he makes fun of one of their latest sponsors, Rocket Mortgage (by Quicken Loans).
Be sure to check out the comprehensive sponsor shitting article for lots of videos like this one.
Thanks to a reader for the tip on this one.
<PadreSJ>, aka FMCP. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.
In the video above, you will witness Father Robert Ballecer seemingly admit to fraud, trespass, and violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.
This is not the first time he’s used the TWiT dot TV platform to announce possibly felonious activities.
In the video above, you will witness Leo Laporte admit that he has no friends and that he started TWiT as a way to surround himself by people who he can claim to be his “good friend” so and so. It’s just another in a long line of sad admissions made by Leo Laporte.
Many people have asked why we do this. Why do we watch Leo Laporte run what was once a great podcast network into the ground? Why do we collect, edit, and post proof of him showing dick pics, cunt pics, porn he browses, terrible things he says about cohosts, terrible things he does to cohosts, banning, insulting/erasing and dismissing old friends, erasing shows of those he no longer likes, and even possibly driving a man to commit suicide?
I don’t have a good answer anymore. It used to be for the truth, the lulz, and a hope that TWiT would get back on the right track.
TWiT is never going to get back on the right track.
I have made many videos, but in truth, many of the latest ones have come from tips from readers, because I can’t watch TWiT anymore. It’s unbearable. I’m also now tired of expending my mental energy writing stories and making videos.
Can you imagine editing together videos of TWiT and Leo? Having to listen to him say things over and over, cutting out the unimportant parts to leave in what is funny, relevant, and interesting? It’s the worst “job” in the world.
Total Drama is an altruistic effort. We have no ads, and the infrastructure is donated by those who believe in the effort. No money is made of any kind, and in fact is lost, in the pursuit of the truth regarding TWiT.
I have several posts in the queue including never-before-seen videos, and I may publish those, perhaps without extra commentary. But, for now it seems, the road comes to an end for me.
The New Jeff Jarvis won’t be writing any new posts unless something major or terribly interesting happens. For example, posts like this one with the video above will not be created.
We have lost many writers, and I believe I am the first to say goodbye. I hope that by doing this, other writers may join, and perhaps some of those we lost may come back.
It’s all #OneAss, after all. TYFYC.
Leo Laporte used to be a somewhat-respected, mostly-incorrect tech grandpa on a failure of a cable network. Now, he’s a disgusting imbecile masquerading as a tech mogul.
Since the original banning of John C. Dvorak and the follow-up insults, he’s been continuously dissing JCD and Adam Curry on a regular basis. He makes snide comments regarding John, especially when asked about him, but there’s usually not enough material for a post on Total Drama.
However, in the video above, you can hear him really lay into John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry again. Even his sycophant chat room was shocked. When you lose <Mike_B>, you know you’ve got problems, Leo.
<triplead> dvorak!
<MrMxyzptlk> ouch
<ToiLeTBuG> No agenda isnt that at all
<Web7991> hes the Man !!!
<Mike_B> Leo: That was a bit harsh regarding JCD, wasn't it?
<User9468> leo - dont go there.
<User9468> leo--- just move on..
<plus4db> You should have Dvorak on your show sometime.
Dvorak doesn’t seem to understand Leo’s current attitude either.
@LeoLaporteFraud @THErealDVORAK @leolaporte you and Leo not buddies anymore?
— MrBee (@MrBee151) March 20, 2016
@mikail1551 @LeoLaporteFraud I have no idea what his problem is and don't really care to get into it.
— John C. Dvorak (@THErealDVORAK) March 21, 2016
Leo Laporte got taken to the cleaners again. This time, not by Four Kitchens, but by Indians he hired to write native first-party apps for TWiT.
He has now realized that they “had no idea what they were doing.” After pissing away $60,000 on his first attempt, Soup is simply giving up because there are “great apps” on every platform, including Android where no apps have been updated for 2 years. Developers, like everyone else, are tired of Leo.
Why would a developer choose to work for free, knowing Leo spent $60,000 in an attempt to undermine and eliminate them?
Leo completely wasting $60,000 is unconscionable! That’s almost 3 luxury cruises four Soup and CeHO!.
Leo’s gorgeous wife and CEO, Lisa Kentzell Laporte, is an expert business leader who will shepherd TWiT through its coming expansion contraction into its new office space.
