It’s easy to almost feel sorry for Leo Laporte these days. Look at this crappy panel he gathered for TWiT, the show that once brought luminaries of our day:
Florence Ion (contract host for All About Android)
Alex Wilhelm (John C. Dvorak wannabe)
Peter Rojas (how’s GDGT going?)
What’s not so easy to forgive is his casual racism. He called Florence Ion a gypsy over and over until Peter corrected him. Leo Laporte used that learning moment to spew more stereotypes of the Romani people, asking her if she has a violin and requesting that she play it for him. He did all of this in a stupid accent, of course.
This is not the first time he’s done something like this. In previous shows and live copyright infringements, he’s stated that some black people “all look alike”, and he thought “nigras” was an acceptable term for black people as well. He didn’t really correct Megan Morrone’s racism, but it at least made him uncomfortable.
The show’s format revolves around Leo Laporte doing zero preparation, usually ending up showing his porno or being embarrassed by guests, while the guest tries to figure out exactly what the fuck they got themselves into.
Because Leo has a Galaxy Note 7 sized hole in his soul that can only be filled by adoration of others, he runs through his normal “look how much I spent on my shoebox studio” spiel.
Leo backtracks a bit from “CNN of Tech” in the presence of an actual CNN executive, downgrading himself first to the C-SPAN of Tech, and later to the CNBC of Tech. Hopefully he can get Mr. Wonderful on the show next!
Alex Wellen was not impressed. Leo seems deflated, as you can see in the video above.
You will be forgiven for not knowing what #TWiTSwitch is. Tech News Today co-hosts Megan Morrone — non-racist, non-monkey — and Jason Howell — kind of, sort of, whatever — came up with the grand plan.
Jason would wipe his Google Pixel phone and give it to Megan to use for a month, and Megan would leave all of her past-due library book notices on her iPhone and give it to Jason to use for a month. Each would report back with an opposite perspective they gained by using the other’s platform.
Megan Morrone now claims to be an iOS “guru”; in reality, she just assumed Sarah Lane’s identity when the tech goddess departed the ailing network’s premises. Megan Morrone spent the prior decade pretending to work for Microsoft — actually freelance writing part of one terrible article for them — while using Android.
Megan Morrone had never used an iPhone before assuming Sarah Lane’s identity. She wasn’t even good at pretending to be Sarah, killing iFive for the iPhone in the process with her terrible personality compared to the angelic Lane.
It was with great satisfaction that we finally heard someone at TWiT call her out on this fraud she perpetrates weekly, if not daily. Thank you, Bryan Burnett. Finally, you are something other than the foil for the fake priest.
This time, the fat piece of lard called John C. Dvorak a thief, with help from his pet monkey dog — John “JammerB” Slanina — who couldn’t stop himself from yapping in background to please his master.
Being at the height of his delusions, Leo thinks it was charming that he allowed JCD to take things from him. Let us break it down for you Soup: allowing people to take something from you is not stealing; it’s called giving a gift.
The most jarring part is Leo’s obvious lie — the fake backhanded compliment he gave to John. You can see disgust in his eyes as he says it.
It’s clear that the success of the award winning podcast No Agenda Show — now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays — continues to bother him, as TWiT descends into obscurity.
It’s sad we have to warn you, but the TWiT video below is very NSFW.
Déjà Vu de Jour, Leo did it again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!
Self proclaimed porn aficionado and all out pervert Leo Laporte exposed his watching habits to his latest Triangulation guest. In a lame attempt to show off in front of the guest, his plan spectacularly backfired. Le Fuck wasted the next 5 minutes being red-faced and trying to erase all of his substantial porn history in a rush.
The guest’s tool indexed Laporte’s laptop, displaying quite the variety of porn sites. Most prominent one was (NSFW) Teen Fidelity that he highlighted himself. If we look closely, he was using the members-only area of the site to visit 21 year-old model (NSFW)Krystal Orchid, which confirms Soup pays for his porn. It sickens us all that the 60 year-old pervert feels the need to pay $29.95 per month to watch porn of someone who is younger than his daughter. This is messed up and wrong. Are these netcasts we love actually coming from people we trust?
The most baffling part is that he wasn’t embarrassed by the act of showing porn on his family-friendly network. Instead, he placed blame on those who watch his shows, because “people watch him like a hawk, always trying to zoom, enhance” and twist what he is doing. It’s very cute that Leo has Total Drama on his mind and always thinks of #OneAss. We don’t need to try hard; you are doing it to yourself Leo. How about you stop using work laptop for personal pleasures or try using incognito mode next time?
PS:In case anyone is wondering, Total Drama’s Investigation Unit will not be researching other porn sites in question; we feel like it might lead us to a place we don’t want to end up.
Update: Ozzy is being put down. Leo just attempted to approximate the human emotion of sadness on-air, just before launching into a Rocket Mortgage ad.
This might be the most disgusting thing Leo Laporte has ever said or done, which is saying a lot. Thanks to anon in the chat room for sending in the video.
He tried to show off to Georgia Dow by bragging about taking his lovely wife and Damien to a $1,633.50 (for three) restaurant. He expressed his desire to visit each location of the restaurant that makes up for his stub, despite only having dined at the Las Vegas, Paris, and London locations.
In the same conversation, telling her “don’t repeat this,” he tells Georgia Dow that he needs to find a new vet, because Ozzy’s vet will not put Ozzy down and instead insists on medical treatment.
Leo Laporte wants to find a “country vet” that understands that family pets are expendable livestock that should just be put down if minor (for him) costs arise from age-related ailments.
What a sick fuck. Hopefully the local ASPCA can get Ozzy adopted out of Laporte’s care.
They don’t deserve that little dog. Thanks to Damien, we have exclusive footage of Lisa “playing” with Ozzy while Ozzy growls. They keep trapping him in sheets and he doesn’t seem to enjoy it.
@EffenDunn This is so hard Jason. He's not well, and we appreciate all of our friends support. Thanks!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the grow-op house
Not an insect could find food, not even a louse;
The stockings were empty, the Caspers were bare
The Ring doorbell was armed, they all said a prayer
The children were all silent, consumed by their tech
With hopes that St. Nicholas would soon write a check;
The Uber was booked, the Away luggage packed
The man purse was on, the TrackR’s were tracked
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Henry looked up from his cracked iPhone to see what was the matter;
A shady man emerged, so portly and plumb
They knew in a moment it must be Effendumb
Hey Abby, hey Henry, hey Lisa, Hey Leo
Hey Ozzy, Hey Michael, get in my four seat Kia Rio;
I’ll transport your family with the utmost of care
And get you to your gate with much time to spare
And then, in a twinkling, they went on their way
Effendumb chortled merrily, so joyous and gay
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year
Even Hilton A. Goring, wherever he may be
Update: Megyn Kelly is joining NBC, leaving a spot open at Fox News for Jason Howell.
Jason Howell is normally a worthless sack of “kind of”s and “whatever”s, but in this clip, he drops a knowledge bomb on all of us. As it turns out, investors want returns on their money.
Megyn Kelly better watch out; it appears Jason Howell might actually try to escape Petaluma after all with his new journalistic muscles he’s flexing. He’s paid the price for long enough.
Transcript for the hearing-impaired
“Cuz in the kind of, I dunno, in the in the kind of institutional investment.. wuh-world… you know, they want, they put in a lot of money but they hope for quick returns. They hope for something to happen in the next couple of years… and to see kind of that return on their investment whatever.”
— Jason Howell, Host of Tech News Today
Thank you to an anonymous contributor who sent in this video.
How sad is it that this isn’t the first article we’ve written about Leo Laporte showing his porno on his iPad?
He did it again. He showed it to Megan on iOS Today, again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!
We reached out to Leo Laporte via email — the one he says he never reads but totally did — for comment on this article before it went to press.
Leo, can you identify the Phoenix Marie clip on your iPad? Most of her work seems to be kinky shit like fucking dudes up the ass with a strap-on, and you’re not into that, right? Right?
When we checked 2 ½ hours later, Leo had made the YouTube video private and had replaced the videos in the RSS feeds. The newly censored YouTube video is 1:13:39. The old one — yep, you bet we archived it — was 1:13:53.
What happened to those missing 14 seconds?
Leo Laporte had to ask an editor, yet again, to edit out some of his porno he showed on-air and then uploaded to the feed.
Our only guess is that he assumes nobody actually watches these shows, since he knew he did it as he actively tried to hide it on-air.
What’s truly sad about this situation is that he had them offline in Movies on the iPad. This means he actually downloaded those MP4 files, probably via torrents based on the terrible file names. He then hooked up his iPad to his Mac and dragged and dropped the files onto the iPad using the sync function. All so he could have his porno files offline on the device itself.What is he doing in between shows??
At the time of this writing, we still have not gotten a response from Mr. Laporte — other than his censorship actions. We will update the post if we learn more. It’s no wonder he was late for his first show the morning we emailed him.
Yes, I left, but this was worth returning for. Expect me to come back for dick pics, vagina pics, and porno.
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte