Will Tonya Hall Ever Be Allowed On-Screen Again?

Jason Howell at TechCrunch Disrupt 2016
Jason Howell at TechCrunch Disrupt 2016

It’s been seven months since Tonya Hall — aka Two Ton Tonya in the chat room — has been “on the air.” Her well-run Marketing Mavericks show was always filled with great guests, but ultimately it was cancelled.

Where in the World is Tonya Hall?
Where in the World is Tonya Hall?

At the time, she lied and said it was going on hiatus and would be back when she returned from Russia. As best we can figure out, she never went to Russia.

Is she in Witness Protection?

Her Twitter picture looks nothing like her. We are sincerely worried about her well-being and future at TWiT.

Tonya Hall: Twitter vs Reality
Tonya Hall: Twitter vs Reality

Has Leo Laporte not allowed her back on the air because of her live humiliation of Sarah Lane, Leo Laporte, the TWiT Network, the City of Petaluma, and herself all at the same time?

We may never know, but we’re worried about her. Below, you can see her last known appearance, lurking in the shadows like a monster from an urban legend. We hope these grainy pixels aren’t the last we see of Tonya Hall.

42 thoughts on “Will Tonya Hall Ever Be Allowed On-Screen Again?”

  1. Jesus Christ! How/Why do women let themselves go like this? For Fucks Sake…she’s HUGE! It’s sickening and it’s best she’s never on camera again. “Fat acceptance” is a JOKE.

    A landmark study by obesity experts in 2014 found that a “desire to improve self-worth” was one of the most important motivating factors encouraging people to lose weight. What does this tell us? That encouraging fatties to “love themselves,” as the fat acceptance movement does, is the worst possible message you could send people if you want them to lose weight.

    Fat people have already made themselves second class citizens, begging for the entire world and economy to be restructured to comfort their gross obesity. I’ve never met a member of the “alcoholics pride” community, or “opioid addict acceptance” league, nor do I see any retailers major or minor catering to their addiction. Fat people are supporting the collapse of the US economy, so happy to merely eat and exist between fixes of food and whining about how chairs should be stronger and that they need cuter tents to encase their swaths of lard. They are not achievement oriented, they are complainers and consumers who cannot defend themselves or others. I would count on a drunk in otherwise good health more than an obese person like Tanya Hall who may claim they have perfect bloodwork. Fat people want the able bodied to serve them because they are eating themselves into being unable to care for themselves. Why in the world would anybody defend them much less hire them even for jobs were they are out of the sight from the people who care about their health and take good care of their bodies/minds?

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    1. ManBeast said:
      Jesus Christ! How/Why do women let themselves go like this? For Fucks Sake…she’s HUGE! It’s sickening and it’s best she’s never on camera again. “Fat acceptance” is a JOKE.

      A landmark study by obesity experts in 2014 found that a “desire to improve self-worth” was one of the most important motivating factors encouraging people to lose weight. What does this tell us? That encouraging fatties to “love themselves,” as the fat acceptance movement does, is the worst possible message you could send people if you want them to lose weight.

      Fat people have already made themselves second class citizens, begging for the entire world and economy to be restructured to comfort their gross obesity. I’ve never met a member of the “alcoholics pride” community, or “opioid addict acceptance” league, nor do I see any retailers major or minor catering to their addiction. Fat people are supporting the collapse of the US economy, so happy to merely eat and exist between fixes of food and whining about how chairs should be stronger and that they need cuter tents to encase their swaths of lard. They are not achievement oriented, they are complainers and consumers who cannot defend themselves or others. I would count on a drunk in otherwise good health more than an obese person like Tanya Hall who may claim they have perfect bloodwork. Fat people want the able bodied to serve them because they are eating themselves into being unable to care for themselves. Why in the world would anybody defend them much less hire them even for jobs were they are out of the sight from the people who care about their health and take good care of their bodies/minds?

      This comment is why this might be my favorite post EVER.

      fucking #TYFYC Leica Lens

      you slay me.

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  2. Why can’t she post an updated picture of her on Twitter? Surely she knows that pic was a few hundred pounds ago, so not just own up and put a recent picture? It’s worse this way, because this way we all know that she’s hiding who she is, she’s ashamed of herself and even before getting to know her, we already dislike her. I’ll take a chubby person with a current pic on their profile over this hot garbage Melissa McCarthy wanna be.

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    1. Lou said:
      I wouldn’tmind seeing her shake her ass on the stream. That’s a real woman, and she could put that fucking ass on my face any day of the week and twice on Sunday’s.

      I just threw up in my mouth…A lot…

      I like curves but not if they come with their own gravitational field.

      Thing is, I could care less what she looks like it’s her sheer ignorance and stupidity that made every appearance akin to nail on a slate chalkboard.

      If she starts showing up on shows again you know Leo is on the skids.

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      1. Shame on you, digital dynamic. She’s a bad broad, and she knows what she’s doing. She can bend over, touch her toes and I’ll go to work with my tongue.

        I wonder if Leo is getting a taste? Lord knows I would be, wife or not!

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  3. To simply answer Leica’s question: NO!

    Her show was NOT well run, had terrible uninformed guests and failed completely. Honestly, her on-air & behind the scenes presence was worst then that dim witted Megan Moron.

    She constantly messed up and showed her lack of knowledge during the show and when behind the camera, screwed up guest invitations, scheduling, etc..

    Two Ton’s only agenda it seems was promoting morbid obesity.

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    1. Yuki said:
      To simply answer Leica’s question:NO!

      Her show was NOT well run, had terrible uninformed guests and failed completely. Honestly, her on-air & behind the scenes presence was worst then that dim witted Megan Moron.

      She constantly messed up and showed her lack of knowledge during the show and when behind the camera, screwed up guest invitations, scheduling, etc..

      Two Ton’s only agenda it seems was promoting morbid obesity.

      Yuki

      I will make it official:

      I proclaim that Two Ton’s show was INDEED a turd.

      Good ridden and I must give credit where credit is due: Soup you made a positive move in shit-canning that show and that fatty passively-agressively (like you always do) .

      TOSS MY SALAD Mother Fuckers!

      JungleBunnyJim has spoken.

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    2. Yuki said:
      To simply answer Leica’s question:NO!

      Her show was NOT well run, had terrible uninformed guests and failed completely. Honestly, her on-air & behind the scenes presence was worst then that dim witted Megan Moron.

      She constantly messed up and showed her lack of knowledge during the show and when behind the camera, screwed up guest invitations, scheduling, etc..

      Two Ton’s only agenda it seems was promoting morbid obesity.

      As dim witted Megan is , her legs in pantyhose are rockin

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  4. The show sucked, but to be fair, most shows (and not just TWiT’s) suck and fail.

    A real network, however, keeps trying new shows until something works, but it takes a willingness to invest in trying new shows and the creative ideas for new shows. TWiT has neither and that’s just sad.

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  5. I have very little time for anything Twit related. I often get a chuckle out of TD’s comments. With some of the comments here
    how can you separate some of the pure shit Leo says from these entries?

    This is just a case of going too far with a non-story.

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    1. Lisa Laporte’s Penis said:
      She’s not in witness protection if we just saw her in the new studio, now is she?

      That’s a body double . I know what you’re thinking but I’m not saying it….

      I will say it’s not her looks that inspire my intense dislike. It’s the total lack of professionalism, talent and intelligence.
      She and her show were literally the physical manifestation of the hypocrisy of TWIT. Marketing Mavericks was a show that LITERALLY celebrated people who make you use ad blockers. Scum of the earth , fast taling suit types which at one time was in DIRECT opposition to the supposedly NON Advertiser driven business model.
      There’s plenty to dislike about her without having to settle for the obvious physical traits.

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    1. Prillo only appeared on the first 4 or 5 Twit episodes. Maybe soup decided to not give him more monet per episode like Liberty wanted or Prillo decided that Soup was a douche bag.

      Joel Osteen said:
      why doesn’t leo like Chris Pirillo?

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  6. She reminds me of that character “Grimace”. She has the LL waddle down pat too 🙂 To those wondering why her show was cancelled, it’s probably cause the CEO didn’t want any marketing competition from Tonya, lol, also watching her interview the people was cringe worthy totally unprofessional, she didn’t do herself or the twit network any favors that’s for sure. I wonder what she does at the twit network now that she is out sight from the cameras. Anyone care to guess?
    As always just one man’s opinion and ITM everybody!

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    1. She is a large, purple anthropomorphic being of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. She is known for her slow-witted demeanor. Her most common expression is the word “duh” before every sentence.

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  7. What a pathetic bunch of sorry ass losers you all are. Sitting on mildewed bean bag chairs in your parent’s basement, typing madly Mommy’s iPad2 about really good, friendly, warm, gracious people who happen to work at TwiT.

    Certainly, L & L have earned much of the crap sandwich left as backwash in your month-old Dixie cups. But the rest of the people who work there are just trying to get by, make a living, provide for their families, experiment and try new ideas and have a little fun at work. All within the limits imposed by leaders who don’t look kindly on being upstaged or questioned. Let’s see ANY of you turd-impersonating trolls put YOUR microscopic talent on air 10 hrs/day, 7 days a week like many of the other TwiT employees do. It takes ZERO courage and creativity to demean and destroy. And you are perfectly suited for the job. I doubt any of you have the skills to clean a toilet at Twit.

    Enjoy swimming in your putrid puddle at the deep end of the sewer. Swallow often.

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