Well-respected journalist and sometimes Apple shill David Pogue finally put Leo Laporte in his place during the pre-show on The New Screen Savers.
Leo tried to belittle his guest, saying he forgot Pogue was there, but Pogue came right back with a dramatic mic drop letting Leo in on what we already know: he’s not an important journalist.
We’d go one step further: He’s not a journalist at all.
Fake Android expert Ron Richards was thankful that no one would ever see the clip, saving Leo the embarrassment of anyone seeing the video above.
We’d go one step further: He’s not a journalist at all.
That begs the question…what is it that Leo does in the first place?
Frederic Patenaude» Quote comment
He reads The Verge and then repeats it incorrectly while taking 100% credit.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
He always says he considers himself a “pundit”. That he “editorializes”. He’s not a journalist, a researcher, an inventor, an innovator – just “riffing” basically on what comes across his desk and indeed mind.
Wikipedia says of “pundit”:
“A pundit is a person who offers to mass media his or her opinion or commentary on a particular subject area (most typically political analysis, the social sciences, technology or sport) on which he or she is knowledgeable (or can at least appear to be knowledgeable)”
The bolding there is mine and definitely accounts for how Leo is able to view this – he’s made a career out of fooling the masses with smoke & mirrors, buzzwords and trying to “simplify” things.
HickoryStix» Quote comment
These guys are joking w each other. You can only “break balls” with friends you respect.
Michael Vosbein» Quote comment
Isn’t that what they do on TnT?
Soupslurper» Quote comment
All shows are the same.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
that show is the bomb
remembertotipyourwaitress» Quote comment
Pogoue insults Leo’s journalistic cred…. pot meet kettle.
Vous été tout le monde» Quote comment
Burn!
Lisa’s dick» Quote comment
Ron Richards has nothing intelligent to say. I’ve heard people say he’s a fucking idiot.
RonFan» Quote comment
What happened to the photos of Lisa that were being included in the past handful of posts? I’ve been masturbating to them daily and am looking for more! She’s got a body to die for! I would’ve cheated on my wife, subsequently driving my daughter insane, and flushed my multi million dollar company down the toilet for one lick of that asshole!
God bless America, and God bless Leo Laporte! He’s living the dream! Leo “Legend” Laporte. Keep doing your thang, baby! Don’t listen to these jealous assholes.
Frankie» Quote comment
Leica Lens» Quote comment
DAMN! If only Leo weren’t in the video. Regardless, I’m going to have this playing on a loop all night long!
Frankie» Quote comment
Glad TD can be of assistance to you, sir.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
This is no different than when a $20 hooker walks up to your car on the Vegas strip. She’s got the walk and slutty lean down pat.
TheTruth» Quote comment
#NailedIt. These were my thoughts exactly. She leans in like a fucking STREETWALKING WHORE.
#TYFYC.
Fuck You Laporke, how’d ya like that motherfucker?
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
A street walking whore? In your dreams. This a woman who knows exactly what she wants and how to get it. You could smell the fumes coming off those jeans! I wouldn’t be able to resist! And neither could the married Leo “Legend” Laporte.
Haters gonna hate while Lisa is rolling and money and getting treated like a princess. Deal with it.
Lou» Quote comment
Smell the fumes? WTF. Anyway, she is not worthy of anyone’s respect.
HoldenMilksMyProstate» Quote comment
she’s not kissing but actually whispering in Leo’s ear. “Tonight you get the XL strap-on honey. Be ready.”
TechTV has-been» Quote comment
Ahh I get it..She/He is pretending the fool in the evil chair is the Butler..
Wisefool» Quote comment
I want to birdbath beautiful Lisa, while Leo shakes his Mason Jar Salad.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bird%20bath&defid=6066852
Lisa is a Goddess» Quote comment
The area where Lecia/Jarvis goes wrong is posts like these. When Leo makes a joke that he is fat, or firing the engineers or needs a butler it’s called self-deprecating humor. Then Jarvs swoops in with an I-gotcha article as if he caught him. These suck. You need Helloworlds sense of humor to write that post. Otherwise you look foolish.
The good ones are when you point out something we would miss. The conflicted stories about the bricks. The lies. The Artisinal Agency rhetoric. The negative responses to Leo on Twitter. Those are good. Otherwise you suck.
Ok, hit me with pseudonym commenters. Argh argh argh.
Hellodog» Quote comment
>You need Helloworlds sense of humor …
If Helloworld actually had a sense of humor he probably wouldn’t have spent so much time deleting comments, rewriting comments, and generally being a moron.
YoHo» Quote comment
Hellodog,
We are all getting fucking sick of you around here. Clearly you want to suck HelloWorld’s cock and I implore you to do so since having a cock in your mouth will shut your ass up.
#TYFYC
Get Fucked,
Ken
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Well said Ken.
Hellodog / Fauxjournalist is so offended by this site yet never misses a thing on it.
Bern» Quote comment
I’m not offended by this site. I’m just not interested in unfunny insulting shite.
I have no complaints about this post. Leo isn’t a journalist. Pogue got a dig in, Leo took it on the chin. It’s more like a highlight reel moment than an article. And that’s fine.
Helloworld was horrible at what he did here. I’m happier with Leica overall.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
I have to agree with what he said about the fake commentors KEN. Hey KEN do you think some of the commentors are really Lecia/TheNewJarvis KEN? Just curious what you think KEN?
lol» Quote comment
this comment rings true…. there was no ill will between the two and everyone can believe that soup was not paying attention (as he should have been) and did forget….
This article was phoned in… Just like soup phones in most of his shows these last 4 or 5 years.
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Can I Haz Burncreamz???
Tthe embodiment of The Hatred Leos Kids Feel Towards him.» Quote comment
This is a lame post. Just one useless blowhard chiding another. We learn nothing.
TechTV has-been» Quote comment
Just two people in the studio audience today. I say only less then five people in the world still watch tnss.
Mr foo foo» Quote comment
Why watch?
It’s the same rehashed ‘content’ dished out by TWiT regulars. Nothing ‘new’ about it – just the same old TWiT trash.
Maybe he’ll come to his senses and junk the whole thing.
Sex Swing» Quote comment
All the shows cover the same shit. It’s pointless.
TechTV has-been» Quote comment
Apple not inviting Leo anymore was the biggest sign of public disgrace for Leo. Damn, this hurt the guy. There’s not a month going by that Leo needs to give his (ever changing) spin on this. Love it!!
You cannot deny that he still feels that he’s no longer relevant enough to even get an invitation. And not only Leo’s ignored by Apple, his whole TWiT company is basically marked as too irrelevant.
What must he feel every time he has someone on his program who does get invited.
Sure, it’s just Apple, but it’s obvious it means a whole lot for people like Leo. Love it and especially when other people remind Leo of it
Fry» Quote comment
I can’t wait for Rene and Andy to describe the new Apple Campus 2 in detail, and how great it is, and how great the theater is….and Leo will just sit there like a bitter fat stupid diabetic moron, wondering how his constant Apple-bashing could have resulted in his permanent exile from Apple.
macsimcon» Quote comment
Rene maybe, but not likely Andy. Notice how Andy has not been to Apple events for quite some time. He’s picked the TWiT stink.
I need a new nom de plume» Quote comment
That could be, he’s not the Apple fanboy he used to be, but I think a lot of it is he’s just not willing to spend the money to fly across the country for these things. He has implied that his job is more rumination and analysis, while Rene and iMore have to get the stories up fast while they’re hot.
OK, they’re stories about computers, so maybe hot is the wrong word.
macsimcon» Quote comment
In Leo’s Petaluma kingdom he has a degree of control and maybe some influence . But to get bitch slapped and blacklisted by Apple is really a insult, that he can’t accept. He is helpless, and it’s something you can’t fix by writing a check. Once Theee Tech Guy now has to invite younger, smarter tech guys on his show so he can still feel relevant.
Milton Bradley» Quote comment
This was clearly evident when he chose to belittle the entire Apple event by turning it into a game of Bingo. What a disgraceful and bitter asshole he’s become since being blacklisted. It’s the same way he treats staff and sheep who cross him. This is no different than when a spoiled child has a tantrum, except for Laporke it manifests itself in stupid gags like Bingo and not giving a fuck about anyone or anything anymore (except for his cocksucking whore wife).
Get off the fucking Internet you irrelevant fuck! You contribute nothing to society and your legacy will always be showing your small stubby cock and your whore’s mangled pussy.
TheTruth» Quote comment
That’s no pussy. That’s a twat.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
TWaT?
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Come on, it’s just his/her/its cock turned inside-out.
macsimcon» Quote comment
Leo’s fragile ego can’t take it when everyone is invited to play and he’s excluded, so he is just blinded by hatred for Apple now. Rather than offering constructive criticism of Apple’s products and services, he just reflexively bashes all things Apple…what kind of pundit does that? Any idiot with a microphone can do that.
“Apple’s new gizmo/service sucks because…it’s not like Android!”
I just love it when he talks about what an Apple fan he is. He’s the only one who believes that bullshit.
macsimcon» Quote comment
Actually Leo loves it when people think he is blackballed. It makes the sad man feel important as if Apple Inc. is mad at him. In reality they forgot him and that is what bothers him.
Do you un-insightful followers believe he brings up that he is blackballed every show for any other reason than it make the small man feel big?
It is like me talking about how Pres Obama dislikes me when in real life he doesn’t care who I am .
lol» Quote comment
He was a fan of what Apple ‘was’ not what Apple has become. Has nothing to do with being blackballed from events, and everything to do with the blandness of Tim Cook’s Apple.
Sex Swing» Quote comment
He had to see it coming, seeing how insignificant twit is these days.
I wonder where the money to keep operating twit is coming from anyway, who would fund this fat fuck doing nothing of value.
Licko La Pork» Quote comment