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Happy 1st anniversary of Dick Pic day.
The site’s cursor was changed to Leo Laporte’s dick pic in honor of today and because its small size lends itself well to being a mouse cursor. Now, only this paragraph has the dick cursor.
The video that changed everything for Leo Laporte and TWiT
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Timeline
- May 5, 2015: Leo Laporte Came Dangerously Close to Exposing Himself on Meerkat. This is not technically part of #dickgate, but it happened less than a month prior. While doing an AMA on Reddit, Leo Laporte jumped around and his pants “accidentally” fell down, which caused him to sling his genitals visibly back and forth. Thankfully, this exposure was covered by his underwear.
- May 24, 2015: Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy”. A day which shall live in dickfamy. Leo Laporte exposes his dick pic live on The Tech Guy. He immediately enlists the help of a very fat man to help him contain the situation. The offending part of The Tech Guy is edited out, poorly, making the edit obvious.
- May 26, 2015: Leo Laporte admits “the trolls win,” ends chatroom and livestream as we know it. Leo Laporte threatens to shut down the live stream — the life blood of Total Drama — as well as the chat room. Gawker, Perez Hilton, and TOMO News all cover and spoof Leo’s dick pic. Leo insults the chat room saying they were “never of value” and they “have no lives.”
- May 27, 2015: Leo Walks Back Shutdown After #DickGate. Leo Laporte realizes that he cannot do The Tech Guy without the chat room, because he’s an idiot and requires the answers that
<@ScooterX>provides.
- May 28, 2015: How To Express Your Disgust Over #DickGate. Total Drama launches a letter-writing campaign to Premiere that fails miserably. Premiere, a dying radio network part of a dying radio company, doesn’t care if they employ a misogynist that exposes himself on a video stream.
- May 29, 2015: Leo’s #DickGate Chatroom Rants and Lies. Leo goes on a rampage in the chat room to spin the situation. He compares Total Drama to terrorists, claims the dick pic is fake, and begins doxxing a Total Drama member.
- June 4, 2015: Leo Laporte’s #DickGate PR Campaign Succeeds. Leo Laporte declares victory, coming out of #dickgate relatively unscathed, other than having his dick pic be a recurring joke in the industry and knowing that each of his guests have seen his penis picture.
- October 30, 2015: Leo Laporte Insults Someone Else’s Penis Size. Leo Laporte insults someone else’s penis size, failing to remember the commotion his tiny dick pic made.
- February 8, 2016: Leo Laporte Exposes a Vagina On-Air During TWiT. Leo Laporte shows a cunt pic from Lisa on the flagship show This Week in Tech. TWiT reacts — as before — with a new sizzle reel. Leo refers to the cunt pic as “something filthy.”
- March 24, 2016: FrogPants Podcasters Joke About Leo Laporte’s Dick Pic. Scott Johnson and Mark Turpin make fun of Leo Laporte’s dick pic on their podcast Hypothetical Help.
We are continually shocked and surprised at what TWiT shows on-air. We always think it can’t get worse, but it usually does. Next year on dick day, we’ll let you know if there are any updates in the saga.
ITM! Happy DickPic day to all those on TotalDrama and TYFYC!
NAKnight» Quote comment
HAPPY DICKPIC DAY #ONEASS !
On this joyous occasion I’d like to thank all #OneAss that have come and gone for their courage and passion. Especially, HelloWorld and The New Jeff Jarvis.
TYFYC Leica Lens for this day of remembrance.
Please Keep Pushing.
Ken
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Happy Birthday Little Leo!
Sprocket» Quote comment
Fantastic 🙂
Well, maybe that should be “fantasdick”.
evilpants» Quote comment
All this fuss over such a little thing.
HAPPY DicPic Day Y’ALL!
TYFYC
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Leo makes a negative dig at John C. Dvorak in the most recent ‘iOS Today’ whereby he states if John had made a remark about Apple nobody would care, but if an Apple fanboy journalist does the same he/she would be noticed.
SpongeBobTrianglePants» Quote comment
BIG Leo is so jealous of the Dvorak pundit empire. He will never let go of the fact that John can write an accurate perspective piece on a piece of software just by looking at the products packaging.
ITM and Happy DicPick Day!
I can’t wait to see how the little trolls are going to respond to this post.
NAKnight» Quote comment
Leo also said they invited JCD for a recent TWiT but he was busy. Lawl.
Has it been a year since the last Dvorak appearance then? I’m glad Dvorak never returned, shows his above this kind of behaviour.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
he’s*
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Yep, seen it! what jealous piece of work LL is! The other day after twit, I think, there was a gentleman that invented an interactive toothbrush and gave LL one to give to JCD, then the always jealous and dismissive LL said no don’t give him one cause he won’t use it, in essence throwing JCD under the bus insinuating that he doesn’t brush his teeth. Twit network is circling down the toilet bowl fast, along with LL hahaha!
TYFYC!
Mark Pugner» Quote comment
The dick was leo’s but the cunt was not Lisa’s. It was just some instagram spam account.
Making up shit isn’t necessary when the truth is bad enough.
dude named ben» Quote comment
True, that cunt didn’t look diseased. The CEHo is probably sporting a blue waffle between her legs.
Don’t look up blue waffle if you’re at work, or don’t have a strong stomach.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Is it time to close totaldrama down? I think so. The articles by jeff jarvis and his alter ego lecia lens are a dumb as shit. Boring, but the fake comments calling himself “brilliant” are too hard to take. Does he have a spreadsheet with all the name/email addresses he uses to comment with.
My comment will be deleted or never show up, that’s what scooterx would do. Its obviously Nik who writes these articles because he does the pointer and the weird fonts.
Article sux» Quote comment
Kek, I thought it is brilliant.
Happy dick pic day!
Celebrate it by ordering a mattress or two from Casper and return it after a month stating that you can’t sleep on something that was promoted by a perv.
Tasks» Quote comment
I’m going to need everyone linking to this in the TWiT chat room this afternoon, OK? Let’s remind Leo and his sycophants of this joyous memory!
Bam Margera» Quote comment
What a fucking joke LeLapork has become
married to “ManTranny” aka CeHo
who probably has a bigger dick than himself
Glad “ManTranny” is working fat fuck into an early grave
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
I had no idea! http://www.universallifechurchministers.org/leo-laporte/
evilpants» Quote comment
Lol I heard about this year’s ago. Where anyone can become a minister of nothing
Joel osteen» Quote comment
He got that during techtv days so he could marry someone onair.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
That’s quite sweet really. As much as I hate what he’s become, if people are fans and if it would make their day to be married by him, that’s really cool.
evilpants» Quote comment
I think part of the reason he’s a pervert is because of his tiny dick. He must feel inadequate and tries to cover that up by his creepy and vulgar remarks and behaviour.
Happy birthday Leo Jnr.
Tree» Quote comment
There are far too many Steve Gibson and Devorak supporters on this site for my liking. They are all blowhard fuckwits like Soup and thus deserve our scorn.
ScooterX in the Chatroom» Quote comment
ITM Scooter X
You are absolutely correct! John C. Dvorak and Patrick Norton brought me to TWiT in the early days so I continue to support JCD the way I did back in the late 80s. I will wear that ‘fuckwit’ badge with pride as I know it was given by a supporter of a douchebag run operation.
As always, TYFYC
NAKnight» Quote comment
#DvorakTrollArmy
#istandwithJCD
#FuckSkieve
#TYFYC
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Does anyone know what happened with the podcast awards banning twit? The old TD used to cover the news. Now we get rehashed articles and rehashed jokes.
I just want to know @leolaportelied was referring to?
Anyone, anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Jere» Quote comment
There’s no news to report. Podcast Awards designated many podcasts as “Legacy” to keep the nominated podcasts fresh. Legacy podcasts are those which have won many times in the past and have been around a long time. They are no longer eligible for nomination.
You are more than welcome to send in stories for consideration.
The legacy podcasts include:
Leica Lens» Quote comment
According to Scott Johnson on why there are Legacy Podcasts was last year the majority of podcasts that won were from the frogpants Network and there was a controversy over the voting and how Brian I bot was getting all the awards. I know Scott and Brian were joking about it on TMS.
The Real Molly» Quote comment
John C Dvorak is a God. Leo Laporte is a microbe on a pimple on the genitalia of a pissant. Lisa is a parasite on a microbe on a pimple on the genitalia of a pissant.
I like Molly» Quote comment
One year later!
Tuned into TWIT, and it’s exactly the same garbage, it might as well had been an episode from 8 years ago. “Fuck privacy, what’s Apple up to, my new car, my upcoming vaca, watch me suck Google’s cock”.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
When Leo looks down does his stomach block this teeny winnie short short penis?
Nagee» Quote comment
The most satisfying thing I’ve gotten out of TD was a recommendation to check out No Agenda. It is such a stark contrast to the lazy & boring TWiT network. I stuck with Security Now as long as I could, but I can no longer stand hearing Gibson enable that fat bastard. Plus, they can shove that fucking video doorbell up each of their asses.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
Dvorak is an excellent columnist and I believe his stature in the tech world is iconic. CEOs of the major companies read his column. He also has a funny personality. No offense Oh Docta and Iain but seriously… no comparison.
Leo has not said anything interesting in years. He is so lost he thinks Mike Elgan is a columnist. Elgan has done nothing for tech other than click bait trickery. Look at his G+ page when you need an example of pure fluff.
On today’s No Agenda I heard them ripping into “tech podcasts.” The war of words between Leo and John is epic. John (and Adam) pointing out exactly what is wrong with TWiT while Leo hurls ad hominem insults and innuendo.
Richard» Quote comment
+33.
I hope you are inspired to comment here more frequently.
TYFYC!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
TWiT does not “air” anything except the radio show, which technically is ‘aired’ by the network. And even so, the radio shows only component to “air” is audio. So TWiT never “airs” anything you can see.
While I’m being pedantic, in addition to refraining to incorrectly use the term “air”, please also avoid “tape” when you mean “record”. Virtually one tapes, or films anything anymore, it’s all digital.
For the record, and not as a correction, but I’m on a roll so I’m gonna unload here. The term “pan” is only applicable for left right motion of a camera. You can’t “pan up, or down.” You “tilt” up and/or down.
Steve» Quote comment
Wow, you must be fun at parties. Thanks for your insight.
The Hummus Guy» Quote comment
“going to” not “gonna”
Bern» Quote comment
I can’t believe you are still celebrating your fake dick pic news. Its clearly a fake. His camera app is clearly taking triples, and there are 2 similar shots before the dick and 3 similar shots after the dick. There is only one dick. Clearly the dick pic was placed over the room in the previous 2 shots.
You have an interesting site, but that is a poor fake and an obvious lie.
Private Eye» Quote comment
Sorry PE, Leo broadcast the live feed which included the “dick pic”. His claim it was “photoshopped ” in to feed was a lie which eventually backed down. Lisa has pretty much clamped down on Leo live streaming any thing . TWiT,- The Future will be recorded-heavily edited and fed like swill to the TWiT army.
Carley’s Cunt» Quote comment
Jesus Leo, I try to log in & get this crap.
Johnny» Quote comment
Thanks for lens distortion at the edges. Some things need lots of help!
Micro Penis» Quote comment