Techblub Leo Laporte really doesn’t know what he’s talking about as evidenced here from this call to his weekend radio show “The Tech Guy” proves. One of the most basic concepts of computer science, the algorithm, nearly eludes the plump fuck as he stumbles and bumbles his way through another boring show.
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Leo Laporte finally dons Hitler look
On the Oct. 18, 2014 edition of “The Tech Guy” pre-show, aging tech huckster Leo Laporte finally did what many viewers had long feared: He wore a Hitler mustache. Apparently while looking at a plastic kit intended for children, Laporte immediately went for the most incendiary look from among many and donned the dictator-styled lip wig. It’s unclear to us here at #TotalDrama if Leo will use this costume later with his whore-bride-to-be in some kinky Nazi-esque bedroom play.
Watch DTNS, Monday October 20 for the old days
If anyone wonders why we go on about how bad TNT has become, blaming it all on Mike Elgum, aka Mike Elgan, aka Mike ‘Dumbot’ Elgan, watch DTNS with Tom Merritt and see how it’s done.
This week Tom was Live From New York with wonderful guests such as Iyaz Akhtar and Mary Jo Foley. Watch and learn Mike.
Tune in Monday, October 20 for more Tom and Iyaz,
Only on DTNS.
No hate, only love.
Leo makes some jokes
Leo is a funny man, really. But you have to appreciate sexual innuendo and penis jokes. All part of the family friendly network TWiT™ is—or at least purports to be.
Here Leo embarrasses Gina, then during the following :Inside TWiT” invites fans to a meetup in a bar. The comedy ensues as they realize that they have underage fans who shouldn’t really be drinking with an old man.
“If there’s a 21-and-over area, I won’t be there,” Leo trumpets.
Then the TWiT directorship decides in real-time to treat all of their fans to Pepsi™. Native advertising?
Mike Elgum to Start Rival Podcasting Network!
Rumour has it that Mike Elgum’s trip to Jordan, purportedly for his son’s wedding, is actually to finalize financing for the relaunch of ElganMedia.
ElganMedia will concentrate on Twitter trolls and the Chinese threat to America. Both topics dear to Mike’s heart.
Asked for comment TWiT founder Leo Laporte could only say: “Waaaaaaaa!”
Leo Laporte is now boring even to himself
TWiT founder Leo Laporte is bored by his own content and barely can be counted on to engage his audience. See here in this video clip just where the network is headed. Get out now, while you still can.
Leo Laporte talks about his fugly fiancée
Portly tech fuck Leo Laporte talks about what at first we think is three separate people, but in fact is actually just one person: Lisa Kentzell…Laporte’s girlfriend, CEHO and fiancée. She’s also the gold-digging sex fiend who will bankrupt him, and later survive him after his obesity-driven early demise. Paul Thurrott wouldn’t stop yapping so you have to listen carefully as Laporte regales the audience with how “strong” Lisa is, and how “tough” she is.
The TWiT network is in direct violation of an Apple directive
Leo Laporte and his arrogant TWiT network is actively defying a direct legal request from Apple to NOT re-broadcast Apple-owned content. Here’s the screen grab of Apple’s warning to not violate their copyright under threat of FEDERAL LAW.
Mike Elgum infected with drama, walks off the set
In a shocking display and breach of journalistic tradition, “Tech News Today” anchor Mike Elgum walked off the set after coming down with what some TWiT watchers are calling a case of the “dramas.” Later, heartless jerks Leo ’n’ Lisa laugh at Elgum’s predicament and show absolutely zero compassion for their stricken employee.
TNT still not ready for primetime
“Tech News Today” is still a boring disaster. It’s like if the Hindenburg crashed onto the deck of the Titanic but all the people killed were simpletons and dullards that nobody really cared about.
