https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20is%20an%20Elite%20Hacker%20%28TWiT%29.mp4 Leo Laporte — radio DJ who discovered he could fool people into thinking he was a geek — gave out his wiki’s address, running on his Mac Pro at his home, live on This Week in Google. What followed was a series of rapid edits, much to everyone’s amusement. The wiki was unauthenticated, and … Continue reading Leo Laporte is an Elite Hacker
A Total Drama tipster visited our chat room to pass on pictures he or she took of the potential new TWiT studio. Thank you, anonymous contributor. All of TWiT is going to be crammed in there, if expert negotiator Lisa Kentzell Laporte is able to secure a lease. How do you think TWiT will fare … Continue reading Total Drama Tipster Provides On-Site Recon of Possible New Studio Location
Do you ever wonder why nobody responds to you in #twitlive? Do you wonder why the only people talking are the same 5-7 people every day? Do you, like possibly Leo Laporte, wonder why there are no <WebXXXX> chatters anymore? The inmates have taken over the asylum and Leo Laporte is no longer in any … Continue reading Why Everyone Ignores You in #twitlive
Father Robert Ballecer — master troll of the Catholic faith — wants to convene a panel on trolls for his now-defunct Padre’s Corner. Over on Twitter, the glutton (get it?) for punishment solicited suggestions, and several people brought up Total Drama. We find that odd, since we just cover the downfall and underbelly of TWiT’s … Continue reading TWiT’s Obese Priest Wants to Convene a Panel on Trolls
Hot on the heels of firing Mike Elgan, Lisa Kentzell Laporte, CeHO of the TWiT TV Network is cancelling four shows effective almost immediately. Possibly racist Megan Morrone will no longer have to do two redundant newscasts a day. Instead, Tech News Today with Jason and Megan will move to TN2’s 4PM timeslot and TN2 … Continue reading TWiT Puts Four Shows Out of Their Misery
Thanks to Father Robert Ballecer, we have a video for you to enjoy of Leo Laporte shaking his stacked tits, gut, and balls (in order of top to bottom). We weren’t expecting this early Christmas gift from the TWiT TV Network, but here it is. Thanks to Leo and Lisa for letting us do this … Continue reading Leo Laporte Jiggles His Jingle Balls
Leo Laporte—fresh off a three-week European vacation where he floated and Segwayed his way across the Continent—is fatter than ever. In a recently-obtained spy photo, Leo appears to either be on the verge of death because of a belly that refuses to shrink, or is possibly even suffering from a rare stomach tumor that only … Continue reading Spy pic of Leo Laporte reveals possible tumor in belly
Update: Leo is threatening to call people at work and EffenDumb (Jason C. Cleanthes) is now getting in on the harassment. Scroll down for new video and pictures. Leo Laporte, in a shocking display of callousness, doxxed a member of the TotalDrama family today during his “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit. Although deleted, the post … Continue reading Leo Laporte doxxes a member of TotalDrama
Broken News: The web empire of TotalDrama.eu has been taken offline. Update: The rumour being spread that a team of hackers, based in Vatican City, have taken TotalDrama.eu offline is false. At least that’s what this reporter can glean from Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and Meerkat videos. None of which has shown the purported hacker … Continue reading TotalDrama.eu Down!
TotalDrama is in talks with a psychologist to help us plumb the depths of a few universal questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of humanity. We plan on publishing a book detailing our findings in the Spring of 2021. But until then, commenters can help us with their thoughts on these vexing conundrums: … Continue reading TotalDrama in talks with a psychologist to help discover the truths of the universe
