Leo Laporte — fat monster disguised as a podcast host — has been awarded the Certificate of Drama. He is now certified in opening Amazon boxes full of junk, his only apparent exercise. According to reports, Leo will continue trying to fill that hole in his heart — left by Sarah and Jennifer — with … Continue reading Leo Laporte Completes Certificate Program
Leo Laporte’s misogynistic ways are well known to regular viewers — especially live viewers — as well as Total Drama staff. Therefore, this post comes as no surprise, but we felt that we should pass along the tip that we received: Leo Laporte maintains a circle named “Sexy” on Google+, the long-abandoned and failed social … Continue reading Leo Laporte’s Binder Full of Women
In a sad acknowledgment that Lisa is succeeding at murdering Leo’s dreams, the embattled “Cheif TWiT” has now been forced to ban the very fans from which they draw their livelihood from visiting the million-dollar studio on Thursdays and Fridays. In an official post on the “Inside TWiT” blog, Lisa announced the drastic measure and … Continue reading TWiT fears unsupervised fans, bans them from studio
As seen on Positively Petaluma. While waiting to talk to his good friend, Danny Boyle, Leo Laporte ruminated on his probable new location for the TWiT studio. This is the studio that FMCP alluded to 6 weeks ago, and the one confirmed by CeHO less than a week ago. An enterprising fellow in #twitlive sleuthed … Continue reading Leo Laporte Reveals TWiT’s New Location in Run-Down Office Park Far Away from Downtown Petaluma
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20Signs%20Estoppel%20and%20Discusses%20New%20Purchase.mp4 In a superhuman feat of sleuthing by members of the Total Drama editorial board—who for the time being must remain anonymous (think about the midnight raid on Bin Laden)—we are now prepared to announce that TWiT is making plans as we speak to move out of the Shithouse at 140 Keller St. to an … Continue reading Move to new studio all but confirmed by CeHO
Even as the vast TWiT viewership was spared the unspeakable horror of witnessing Leo Laporte’s naked cock bobbing in the serene but toxic waters of his Japanese soaking tub, the poor editors at the TWiT Shithouse had to pixelate out his bare member before posted to the public. Which means, of course, that they had to see … Continue reading Leo Laporte shows his bare cock to the TWiT editors; his pixelated dick to viewers
