If I asked you to describe the qualities of a priest most of you would say that person is kind, peaceful, understanding and an eloquent speaker of the teachings of Christ. It is also a man who is devoted to serving the Lord, and will tirelessly sacrifice himself for the sick and the poor. Of … Continue reading The End is Nigh for Father Robert Ballecer
Father Robert Ballecer has a long history of misdeeds. Some examples: Accepting bribes for positive reviews Manufacturing stories about persecution Explaining sick fetish definitions to the live stream Admitting felonies — if they also aren’t lies And many more In the video above from his hosting of Security Now, Father Robert Ballecer tells another self-disproving … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Tells Another Easily Disprovable Lie
Update: The liar priest, who is supposedly without technology on a vow of silence, is now muting accounts on his personal YouTube (Proof) within 2 minutes (push notifications). Absolutely incredible. This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Lies While at Religious Retreat
Father Robert Ballecer does a great job on the TWiT TV Network making LEDs blink, making LEDs blink, making LEDs blink, and also making LEDs blink. Editor’s note: Jimmy Jam pointed out that FMCP also talks about drones incessantly and does native ads for Acer. But, what some may not know is his storied history … Continue reading Is Jon Kalish Infatuated With Father Robert Ballecer?
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Will%20the%20Bricks%20Make%20the%20Move%20Inside%20TWiT%20Eastside%20Studio%3F.mp4 Leo Laporte and Lisa Kentzell Laporte say they will move the bricks. Father Robert wasn’t given his talking points and isn’t so sure. He has more specifics and says only “a few choice ones” will survive the move to the TWiT Eastside Studio. Leo says it will be a while before they’re installed, perhaps … Continue reading Lisa vs Father Robert Ballecer: Will the Bricks Make the Move?
I said I may return for remarkable stories. I consider this to be remarkable. Thanks to the anonymous reader who sent in the tip. https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Father%20Robert%20Ballecer%20Admits%20More%20Possible%20Felonies.mp4 This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Seemingly Admits Committing More Crimes
This submission was sent in by an anonymous contributor using our tip function. Please feel free to submit great posts like this one. I am one of many African American TWiT viewers. Many people have brought up that TWiT has a problem, there are no black employees and may never have been any. And TWiT … Continue reading Father Robert Ballecer Dismisses TWiT’s Race Problem
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Father%20Robert%20Ballacer%27s%20Concience%20Interrupts%20Ad%20Read%20from%20CES%20%28TWiT%29.mp4 Father Robert Ballecer, supposed priest and Jesuit, shilled ads all day long for Leo Laporte at CES until his voice became strained. Finally, in one ad read, his conscience got the better of him and provided us with a moment of brief amusement. View the gif directly: .
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Father%20Robert%20Ballecer%20Accepts%20Bribe%20for%20Glowing%20Acer%20Laptop%20Review%20on%20TWiT.mp4 This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP, aka <MentalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. In the Know … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Accepts Bribe for Glowing Acer Laptop Review
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. Just like his prior flights of fancy, master troll Father Robert Ballecer — disgusting priest with a persecution complex — told another fib on Twitter. We’re totally confident he took pictures, video, and can tell us who the company was. Right? Right? Filming … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Tells Another Lie on Twitter