Finally an answer to why “Security Now” is still on the air

I just figured out why Leo Laporte continues to air the coma-inducing monologue known as “Security Now,” the seemingly endless one-man diatribe by hosted Tuesdays by Steve Gibson. This show is a near-continuous stream of consciousness; it’s basically just a river of confusing “security-related” news masquerading as valuable tips. So here’s the rub: Because of Leo’s … Continue reading Finally an answer to why “Security Now” is still on the air

Advertisers demanding more time

TWiT viewers have long been accustomed to repetitive ads on the network. We can all recite the offer codes by heart for Audible.com for example. But in recent weeks—after an “Inside TWiT” with Leo ‘n’ Lisa revealed that ad numbers are plummeting—it has become all but unavoidable to notice that the ads are getting loooooooonger … Continue reading Advertisers demanding more time

The insanity of PadreSJ

This post will be updated from time to time but I had to get something up quickly during the early days of this blog.

Father Robert Ballecer is a longtime TWiT contributor and one of the biggest (fattest) fucks on the planet.

His loathsome “radio voice” is the scourge of TWiT livestream viewers from California to Rhode Island. Steve Gibson, TWiT’s own security expert, openly mocked his religious collar as a “costume” and questioned why he even wears it. Video links and further commentary to follow shortly.

Please leave a comment if you’d like to contribute to this post. There are many sides of Padre that have yet to be explored. Ug.

Here’s an example of his ridiculous “humor”:

At certain times Padre is gross. Other times he’s disgusting. I guess one could say that Padre vacillates between disgusting and gross about, oh, 100 percent of the time. God is watching you Padre. And she is not pleased.

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Jason Howell Pays the Price for Leo Laporte’s Chronic Tardiness

https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Jason%20Howell%20Pays%20the%20Price%20for%20Leo%20Laporte%27s%20Chronic%20Tardiness%20%28TWiT%29.mp4 Trigger warning: The video above may cause you to actually feel kinda sorry for Jason Howell. If you ever watch the live stream, you will hear Leo saying he doesn’t care about shows starting on time. He shows near-constant disrespect for even his regular guests. Soup can’t even show up punctually for The Tech … Continue reading Jason Howell Pays the Price for Leo Laporte’s Chronic Tardiness

Leo Laporte Mistakes His Staff’s Incompetence for an Attack on TWiT’s Website

Video Link Leo “worst engineering staff in the business” Laporte showed us all his “Engineering” chat during iOS Today. You can see the raw video above where he scrolls backward chronologically. We have reproduced the chat in its entirety below. Key Points Look at Patrick’s contributions. He is a worthless sack of shit that waddles … Continue reading Leo Laporte Mistakes His Staff’s Incompetence for an Attack on TWiT’s Website

Leo Laporte Admits He Has to Buy Friends

See below the video for an important message. https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20Admits%20He%20Has%20No%20Friends%2C%20Doesn%27t%20Like%20People%2C%20and%20Pays%20People%20to%20Befriend%20Him%20%28TWiT%29.mp4 In the video above, you will witness Leo Laporte admit that he has no friends and that he started TWiT as a way to surround himself by people who he can claim to be his “good friend” so and so. It’s just another in a long … Continue reading Leo Laporte Admits He Has to Buy Friends

Leo Laporte Finally Insults Mike Elgan, Non-Sentient Robot Host of Tech News Today

https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20Makes%20Fun%20of%20Mike%20Elgan.mp4 It’s sadly not uncommon to see Leo Laporte decimating the reputation (and allowing others to do so) of hosts over and over and over at TWiT. In this installment, we present Leo Laporte insulting Mike Elgum for his ridiculous affinity for Google+. The Mike Elgum robot has the following properties: It can barely pronounce … Continue reading Leo Laporte Finally Insults Mike Elgan, Non-Sentient Robot Host of Tech News Today