Self-deluded sex perv Leo Laporte gets nasty with Heather Hamann, his call screener for “The Tech Guy” radio show. Leo thinks that she cares about his disgusting birthday weekend with his fugly CEO. Heather does not care and tells him so. Give your boner a rest, Leo. The ladies don’t give a flying fudge about your wrinkled scrote.
Category Archives: Misc
Absentee Ballot
*This post is sung to the tune of Madonna’s La Isla Bonita
Well, it is really really easy to look at this image and mistakenly draw conclusions. But that would be super super wrong and really really unfair. There are only allegations at this point that one of these men really really abused women. Astonishing. Secondly, there is no video proof anywhere incriminating one of these men. Awesome. So you can have a gazzilion accusations but you do not have the citations needed to sway this journalist. The creation of this photo, could in fact be the work of Chinese or Russian hackers, in retaliation for James Franco. Or, it could be click bait in the vain of masterbaiter Mike Elgum. I just don’t know.
However, it is certainly a puzzle that the Cosby story has been absent from TWiT. A network that is usually quick to capitalize on ratings gimmicks, such as the A.L.S. challenge. TWiT even had a “large black man” on the program to capitalize on the recent race relation stories sweeping the country. I don’t know.
Editor’s Note*
Please stop sending us emails when Sarah has her hair up, #TotalDrama has no control over that and supports a woman’s right to choose.
Remember when?
Remember when Leo laughed at his “Dr. Evil” chair and thought it was comically big? Take a gander at this recent screenshot and tell us if you think that the chair looks ridiculously big anymore.
#TotalDrama’s editorial board is concerned that Leo’s fat shoulders and girthy loins have imperiled the structural integrity of the wide-winged chair to such an extent as to not only strain credulity but the seat’s steel underpinnings as well.
TWiT wants to hear from you, this is not a joke
Click on the image below to fill out the survey. I think we can make the world a better place by being honest in the comments box at the end of the survey.
The angelic Sarah Lane is indeed human
Perpetual pretty lady and savior of the TWiT broadcast day, Sarah Lane, briefly sheds her infallible nature and forgets that she’s being videotaped. But it’s OK. This video is presented here to finally attempt to quiet the critics of #TotalDrama who say that we have never posted anything that makes Sarah Lane seem less than the perfect angel that she is. Some of us on the editorial board feel that not only does this post make Sarah more approachable, it humanizes her in a way that elevates her to even higher level of transcendent harmony with the universe. Truly she is a cosmic gift and a wonder for the ages.
Best of the Worst
Although it was an impossible task for Jason Howell to make a Best of TNT for 2014, #TotalDrama has a whole host of treats for our audience for the holidays. I am not just talking about the suspenseful (for #2) top hotties in tech. Here is our first video:
Top 8 Lies of 2014
*Reminder* Polls for hottest hotties in tech – 2014 were extended due to popular demand for a few more days
Christmas Fear
#TotalDrama would like to announce that this year’s charity is the National Council of Domestic Violence, chosen by fans in honor of the lovely & talented Sarah Lane. We are also sad to announce that in the spirit of Erik Lanigan, Jeff Stewart and Tom Merritt, this year’s Christmas sacrifice is some guy Bruce, an engineer.
*Reminder* Polls for hottest hotties in tech – 2014 were extended due to popular demand for a few more days
More TWiT Employees Side With #Drama and Sarah against #Soup
In a shocking shift of allegiances, long time technician Alex Gumpel has freed himself from the lapdog allegations with mucho gusto. In a recent seemingly benign post, the long coated youngster clearly stated his allegiance with the slim half of the iPad Today twosome. Asked for comment, he may have posed this question, “Have you seen the first three letters of my last name?”
Welcome to the revolution!
No Ethics
Everyone at TWiT said it was wrong to look at the hacked (stolen) nude celebrity pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, so I didn’t.
Can someone explain to me how this is any different? Why is #Soupguzzler taking pleasure in exposing hacked (stolen)secret information about celebrities? Jezuz, I guess the trend started by the news director has permeated the building.
Is TD.N the only ethical place left?
For the record, James Franco is a good guy who did not want to be chauffeured around in a limo, so his agent did his job, and got James the money he was entitled to. It’s standard practice that at a certain level of movie celebrity, the star gets limo service, James preferred to drive so he took the cash in leu. So would I.
A man of sophistication
Nearly-washed up radio host Leo Laporte is the epitome of class and elegance. Every week on his call-in radio show, “The Tech Guy,” he demonstrates a willingness to enlighten and engage his audience with wit and grace.
