Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Possibly Admits Felonies on Twitter

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we watch the Jesuit Priest pretend that he is a 31337 comput3r h4ck4r. He pretends he broke into remote computers of those who would have scammed his parents. Liar or felon? You decide. Either way, quite a good Christian/Jesuit representative, don’t you think?

Enjoy

Other than being a tub of lard and creeping people out?
Other than being a tub of lard and creeping people out?
It's "principals", and this is getting creepy.
It’s “principals,” and this is getting creepy.
You literally look like a clown. Literally.
You literally look like a clown. Literally.
Flights of fancy.
Flights of fancy.
You should call Jenny Craig and ask her to slim you down remotely.
You should call Jenny Craig and ask her to slim you down remotely.

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33 thoughts on “Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Possibly Admits Felonies on Twitter”

  1. Well if you listen to what this guy is saying and what he is writing on twitter…

    …it is absolutely clear he is only doing the priest thing to have a steady income for doing nothing.

    He just couldn’t find a real job.

    Hateful slacker.

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    1. Fr. Robert really creeps us out with his scabbie peeling hands. And hiding them with gloves during close-ups doesn’t help either. Is it from to much self-gratafication, or from him putting his hands into little pants he shouldn’t be doing?

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  2. So I just got kicked from the Giz Wiz chat for calling TWIT followers as “purveyors of pornography.”

    The reason was the old “Your behavior is not conducive…” They couldn’t even create original reasons!

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    1. The GizWiz chat is now at the same level of the TWiT chat.

      They are kicking left and right, I am not going there anymore.

      Plus they are asking for Patreon Support BUT at the same time advertise for LITTLEBITS.

      That is exactly how Patreon DOES NOT work.

      Too bad.

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  3. So did Fr. Robert never tell his parents not to believe calls from unsolicited support places? Or, did they find one online because he was too busy playing with his drone?

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    1. Wrong, he’s a priest therefore piety is first and foremost regardless. Every evil is a cog in God’s great wheel. The biggest sin is to judge since that’s God’s bag. You help and you move on you don’t get to be God’s hitman

      Although the Jesuits were originally known for being the Pope’s Assassins. The Knights Templar are in the same circle BTW.

      Maybe PadreSJ is hanging around TWIT to slay a dragon.

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  4. He’s just a man who never grew up, he spends his days playing with IT hardware/toys and drones apparently. Even at the TWiT studios he comes across as an obnoxious child.

    I’d suggest he burns his dog-collar and just take a job as an IT drone because he has zero spirituality.

    Can anyone tell me why he wears gloves in his reviews? Does he like wearing gloves because he won’t leave fingerprints on choirboys?

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    1. I was thinking the other day… are those priest collars made of plastic? If so it must chafe the shit out of his disgusting jowls.

      Sorry, that’s the only thing I can think about while he’s onscreen droning (as in talking like a robot, not being a quad copter fanatic).

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  5. I’m still trying to figure out how a Priest manages to get access to Interop and what that has to do with a Catholic mission. He can play with stuff I could only dream of in 23 years of an IT career. He’s also a bit salty as well which could normally be forgiven for say an Irish priest in Ireland or a lower income area. Neither of which this guy has ever seen. Just seems he’s got the resources of someone with a 6 figure income and none of the responbilities. Just like Leo save Leo’s additional decimal point on the end of his checks. I’ve often wondered if I’d do better by just starting my own church. Seems like a pretty easy gig if Father SJ and televangelists are any example.

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    1. Digital Dynamic

      I don’t normally comment on Robert. He is far from any priest I have know. So much so I refuse to call him “Father”.

      He took a vow of poverty. There is a lot of leeway in that. It means that if the church re-assigns him to Sierra Leone to fly quads over Ebola victims, he can’t take his new vehicle and the rest of his worldly possessions. I really think he would not go.
      The church does not know what his complicity with Twit.

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  6. People donate money to the Catholic Church so he can work for Leo Laporte for free and have a room full of routers and hard drives. I don’t get it.

    Leo hates religion and hates right wing people. He is a typical fanatic no better then right wing fanatics causing hate.

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  7. Padre needs to get away and reflect on his life. He has gone astray. Wasting hours and days and soon years giving every minute to Leo is idolatry. He stays up late recording preroll for ads, just in the hopes of serving Leo well. No one asks him to do that, no one else at twit does that. Something is wrong with padre, he needs our help.

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    1. He needs to get laid! How can anyone be objective in life as a grown ass man without having experienced that?

      I think the only woman I’ve seen him talk to was Myriam, and that’s not saying much.

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