Monthly Archives: January 2017

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Megan Morrone is a Fraud #TWiTSwitch

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You will be forgiven for not knowing what #TWiTSwitch is. Tech News Today co-hosts Megan Morrone — non-racist, non-monkey — and Jason Howell — kind of, sort of, whatever — came up with the grand plan.

Jason would wipe his Google Pixel phone and give it to Megan to use for a month, and Megan would leave all of her past-due library book notices on her iPhone and give it to Jason to use for a month. Each would report back with an opposite perspective they gained by using the other’s platform.

Hilton A. Goring could not be reached for comment.

Megan Morrone now claims to be an iOS “guru”; in reality, she just assumed Sarah Lane’s identity when the tech goddess departed the ailing network’s premises. Megan Morrone spent the prior decade pretending to work for Microsoft — actually freelance writing part of one terrible article for them — while using Android.

Those other two sound like real jobs.
You ain't me, bish
You ain’t me, bish

Megan Morrone had never used an iPhone before assuming Sarah Lane’s identity. She wasn’t even good at pretending to be Sarah, killing iFive for the iPhone in the process with her terrible personality compared to the angelic Lane.

It was with great satisfaction that we finally heard someone at TWiT call her out on this fraud she perpetrates weekly, if not daily. Thank you, Bryan Burnett. Finally, you are something other than the foil for the fake priest.

Thanks to an anon from #drama for the video.

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Leo Laporte Calls John C. Dvorak a Thief

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It’s time for our monthly edition of “Leo Talks About John C. Dvorak“. Be sure to read the past hits.

The dumb, fat one on the left seems to hate the journalistic god on the right.

This time, the fat piece of lard called John C. Dvorak a thief, with help from his pet monkey dog — John “JammerB” Slanina — who couldn’t stop himself from yapping in background to please his master.

Being at the height of his delusions, Leo thinks it was charming that he allowed JCD to take things from him. Let us break it down for you Soup: allowing people to take something from you is not stealing; it’s called giving a gift.

The most jarring part is Leo’s obvious lie — the fake backhanded compliment he gave to John. You can see disgust in his eyes as he says it.

It’s clear that the success of the award winning podcast No Agenda Show — now 2x weekly, Thursdays & Sundays — continues to bother him, as TWiT descends into obscurity.

Just move on, Leo!

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BOMBSHELL: Leo Laporte Pays for Teen Porn

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Update: In response, Krystal Orchid — Leo Laporte’s apparent favorite teen porn star — says she loves all her fans.

It’s sad we have to warn you, but the TWiT video below is very NSFW.

Déjà Vu de Jour, Leo did it again. We have the footage, thanks to an eagle-eyed viewer who submitted a tip. Thank you!

Take in the view, ladies

Self proclaimed porn aficionado and all out pervert Leo Laporte exposed his watching habits to his latest Triangulation guest. In a lame attempt to show off in front of the guest, his plan spectacularly backfired. Le Fuck wasted the next 5 minutes being red-faced and trying to erase all of his substantial porn history in a rush.

(NSFW) Leo Laporte zooms in on his paid TeenFidelity porn. Click to enlarge.

The guest’s tool indexed Laporte’s laptop, displaying quite the variety of porn sites. Most prominent one was (NSFW) Teen Fidelity that he highlighted himself. If we look closely, he was using the members-only area of the site to visit 21 year-old model (NSFW) Krystal Orchid, which confirms Soup pays for his porn. It sickens us all that the 60 year-old pervert feels the need to pay $29.95 per month to watch porn of someone who is younger than his daughter. This is messed up and wrong. Are these netcasts we love actually coming from people we trust?

(NSFW) Leo Laporte displays his paid TeenFidelity porn, among others. Click to enlarge.

The most baffling part is that he wasn’t embarrassed by the act of showing porn on his family-friendly network. Instead, he placed blame on those who watch his shows, because “people watch him like a hawk, always trying to zoom, enhance” and twist what he is doing. It’s very cute that Leo has Total Drama on his mind and always thinks of #OneAss. We don’t need to try hard; you are doing it to yourself Leo. How about you stop using work laptop for personal pleasures or try using incognito mode next time?

PS: In case anyone is wondering, Total Drama’s Investigation Unit will not be researching other porn sites in question; we feel like it might lead us to a place we don’t want to end up.

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Leo Laporte is an Emotional Wreck Over the Loss of His Dog

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In the arms of an angel.

In the video above, you can see Leo Laporte do his best approximation of the human emotion “sadness” discussing Ozzy’s death.

Watch Megan Morrone’s face — did someone push her down a flight of stairs? — to see a real human reaction and then compare her face to Leo’s. Megan didn’t even own the dog!

Just before Windows Weekly, Leo blamed his regular tardiness on dearly departed Ozzy and joked that he can now get to work on time since he put his dog down.

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Leo Laporte Puts His Dog on Death Row

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Update: Ozzy is being put down. Leo just attempted to approximate the human emotion of sadness on-air, just before launching into a Rocket Mortgage ad.

This might be the most disgusting thing Leo Laporte has ever said or done, which is saying a lot. Thanks to anon in the chat room for sending in the video.

He tried to show off to Georgia Dow by bragging about taking his lovely wife and Damien to a $1,633.50 (for three) restaurant. He expressed his desire to visit each location of the restaurant that makes up for his stub, despite only having dined at the Las Vegas, Paris, and London locations.

In the arms of an angel.

In the same conversation, telling her “don’t repeat this,” he tells Georgia Dow that he needs to find a new vet, because Ozzy’s vet will not put Ozzy down and instead insists on medical treatment.

Leo Laporte wants to find a “country vet” that understands that family pets are expendable livestock that should just be put down if minor (for him) costs arise from age-related ailments.

What a sick fuck. Hopefully the local ASPCA can get Ozzy adopted out of Laporte’s care.

They don’t deserve that little dog. Thanks to Damien, we have exclusive footage of Lisa “playing” with Ozzy while Ozzy growls. They keep trapping him in sheets and he doesn’t seem to enjoy it.

Ha!