Were B&J lying? No
Were B&J honest? Yes
But did they tell you everything? No Sir E
Relax, not gonna say anything bad, we are lovers not haters.
JuRY and Brushwood will respond to the upcoming video next Tuesday night in his post show (maybe?)
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Back in early 2009 I discovered the TWiT network. I quickly fell in love with it. The idea of some random guy running his own show, telling big media to eff off was great. I quickly fell in love and started subscribing to all the shows, and pretty much had the live stream on 24/7.
Throughout the years my love for TWiT caused me to buy into the TWiT merchandise. I bought the TWiT Fez hat first, the TWiT pillow, my wife made me a custom TWiT tie to wear to work, I even fell for the brick scam.
I even took the time to drive to Detroit to meet my at the time idol, Leo Laporte. I stood in line for 2 hours with the other TWiT Sheep waiting to meet the man that almost everyone in tech looked up to.
At the time, TWiT was still great, so I took no issue in investing in the TWiT merchandise. Then the #CeHo came in, and things slowly fell apart. I don’t need to retell the story, you all know how it went.
Even though TWiT seemed to be losing my interest, I kept with it. In 2013 I got married, at the time TWiT was still my favorite thing, so it made perfect sense to get a TWiT grooms cake.
After Tom left I pretty much lost all interest. I still hung around a bit, until I got banned from every single TWiT community for embracing my opinion. Facebook, G+, Twitter, IRC, I was banned from all of them. See the problem is, if you don’t praise everything that #CeHo and #Soup do, your gone.
Since I had already lost interest, I saw no reason to really fight it. Today I give all my spare time to Cordkillers and DTNS, because I would rather give my time and money to people who are genuinely good people, and not in it just for the money. (I’m looking at you #gold-digger) This message is put out there not to whine, but to warn people of the tragedy that is TWiT. I am not a TWiT hater, I once loved TWiT (as you see above). I am now just a former TWiT Army soldier who is lost, and stumbled his way to the light.
my favorite host have been shunned by twit
What should i do? how can i watch my favorite hosts now that they are shunned over at twit?
don’t panic. don’t go complaining in #twitlive about it because that will only get you banned.
Tom Merritt: former host of tnt was let go for wanting to get paid for a living. he can now be found at
http://www.youtube.com/user/acedtect/videos
if you want to chat with Tomm you can goto
http://nightattack.tv/ and use the web chat.
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NSFW is no longer on twit. Brian Brushwood and jury may also be getting shunned by twit. but you can still find them on the internet doing shows.
Their show is called night attack and its available at
nightattack:
http://www.youtube.com/user/nightattackshow/videos
reruns and chat are at
http://nightattack.tv/
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framerate. with Tom and brushwood is no more but they still do a show together on the net called cord killers.
cordkillers:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGF-pEg6SdmtiGLA0QT-LXg/videos
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Jcd. John C Dvorak. only sometimes shunned by Leo when John is feeling a little free and slaps #gum with a insult. Adam Curry, Johns NoAgenda podcasting buddy is full on shunned/banned from the network.
jcd and Adam Curry. aka as buzzkill and crackpot can be found at.
NoAgenda: http://www.noagendashow.com/
and web chat at:
http://www.nagradio.com/
this is not a complete list the shunned by twit gang that would take all day to write.
you can add to the list in comments if you like.
Reports have come in that future movie drafts will be short one Sarah Lane. A recent statement released by Cordkillers Production Inc in association with Night Attack Management Corp. let viewers know that the “teams” concept, that debuted in Summer 2014, would be abandoned because they were not overflowing with volunteers this year.
Recent years have not been kind to Sarah as the Night Attack selection committee passed her over and placed a plump priest in her stead, much to the chagrin of the predominantly hormonal young male audience. Winter is coming and that means the Winter Draft is coming too. It seems the next movie draft participants will be something to keep abreast of.
Further speculation emerged when viewers noticed a lack of Sarah Lane in her promised monthly segment on the Tuesday night program. Fans have been clamoring to get her on for a full show but the NA duo turned that idea on its head. Always loyal to Justin & Brian could they be biting their thumbs at her? Is this retaliation for their alleged banishment from TWiT? #TotalDrama does not want to stir up drama, we are not about drama, but come on. Asked for comment, Night Attack reps said she was not banned and she has been “traveling and busy with her social life.” We were directed to her saucy Instagram feed as evidence.
Is this a calculated attempt to cut #TotalDrama in half by a TWiT double agent inside the Night Attack consortium. It is widely known that drama is split amongst its attitude towards the iFive for the iPhone star. Is Padre pining for her spot again? Is Veronica Belmont or Snubs AKA Shannon Morse, looking to be the third member of the Pr0blem Solverz? Or maybe just maybe this entire article was an experiment in click bait titles, a tactic made famous by Mike Elgum.
bribri and jurbs buckle under the pressure that twit or their conscious/guilt over their departure. or maybe seconds thoughts about their “tech guise” comedy routine . Basically they found them selves in hot water and buckled.
But to the thinkFluencer over at twit. I have this to say to the psycho. cunchZilla we don’t negotiate with psycho cunchZillas. you scare bribri and jurbs but totaldrama is not scared of a big ugly cunchZilla even if you make me want to sleep with the lights on.
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just because we don’t agree with your constant bullshit that doesn’t automatically make us trolls. Not every one wants to join your cult.
Also if you did a better job controlling your trolls #gum and #jarjar we probably wouldn’t hate them so much. Not mention trolls like #dan and #pooperX
plus can somebody please tell #gum to stop posting pictures of food and other stupid crap on twitter all the time. he’s damn retarded. it’s enough already. shit.
10/01st/2014
All day long in or chat room #drama people have been dropping in and asking what the hell happened on [na] last night? The answerer is we don’t know what the hell happened. Jurbs and bribri were so blasted last night that it was hard to piece together what was going on.
we do know that they seemed scared to death for the well being of their friends left over at twit and begged that no one retaliates against twit/or the powers that might be that lurk in the darkness that control twit.
bribri was obviously shaken up and feared for their safety and well bean. It looked like bribri might cry for second. or maybe he was just holding back his drunken puke. we don’t know he might of just needed a nap to sleep it off.
Jurbs didn’t really know what was going on he was blasted to. One second jurbs was letting the beans out “it was more yoko than john” the next he was agreeing with bribri DON’T TAKE IT OUT ON chad/padre/friends left behind. The next minute he was back in “the tech guise” mode talking smack, and so it went back and forth. in and out of coherent thought and then back into sloppily buzzed smack talking about padre and random joke bible verses.
As usual jurbs was ready to party and bribri supplied the buzzkill and tried to bring things back to reality. But since bribri was also buzzed his straight man reality created just as much awkwardness as jurbs comedy routine .
So to sum things up we don’t know what the hell happened . And for totaldrama’s part in this. Totaldrama has nothing to do with jurbs and bribri we have been making fun of the ttg and thinkFlencers long before “the tech guise”.
We are left with a puzzling mystery.
Did #cunchZillia threaten to abuse someone in the dungeons of the twit brick house or even worse in the #gum rape-room/news-room if bribri and jurbs didn’t beg to the internet trolls to leave twit alone? Or was it all just a drunken comedy bit that fell apart?
we are left with so many questions that its a mystery best left for scoobydoo and the gang.
If you dare to try to unmask mask the #cunchZilla leave your theories in the comment section or join us in chat https://irc.totaldrama.net/
Most young kids have dreams of being baseball players. I was in my thirties when I had a literal dream that I was a member of the New York Yankees. It was an interesting dream because I was just a bench warmer and not a star player, but I was a member of the Yankees nonetheless. The dream lasted probably, what amounted to, ten minutes. Although it was just a night-time regurgitation of neurons dancing in my brain, it was the best time of my life. ( just remembered another dream I had in college with Claire Danes )
I am talking to ex-Yankee sinker-ball pitcher; Chien Ming Wang. He is downtrodden and working a job handing out tickets in the rotunda of some nondescript outdoor stadium. He opens up to me about his injury-shortened career and starts to cry. Just then, superstar Derek Jeter comes by, and there is a mutual respect between us, even though I was a bit player. He is in a rush but we start reminiscing. Then I realize I had neglected Chien-Ming and now he’s become upset at me. Then, Chien-Ming is walking up some rafters, he shouts down to me his phone number, but my phone is dead and I have no way to take down his phone number. Then, there is some guy (I think the guy who plays the priest on HBO’s The Leftovers) who is important for some reason. The dream shifts to him.
But, he was chained from his wrists to the back of a tractor-trailer truck and the big rig had one of those boots on its rear axle. (F.Y.I. all NY Yankees are gone at this point) He couldn’t get free of his chains so he got someone to rev the engine of the immobilized eighteen-wheeler in the hopes of cutting his chains on the spinning tires. Then the truck spins out-of-control over a fire hydrant and there’s some sort of flood and I wake up.
I have no idea what this stew of a dream meant. Nor do I understand the emoticons that Sarah Lane and her friends post on each others Instagram. Nor do I have any idea what Don Quixote is about.
I missed the majority of Night Attack and the post show. What I did hear was incoherent. I did formulate an opinion but need to watch the entire episode when it’s posted. (and watch for edit cuts) My initial prognosis is that they were compromised. I read Dale Carnegie’s book, so false contrition and Jedi mind tricks don’t work. The interesting thing is the compromiser is seemingly in a no-lose situation. He either gets what he wants or he gets to put a wedge where he wants to put it. But I am rushing to judgement.
Anyone who saw it have any thoughts?
Further update:
Night Attack #31 has been posted, the pre and after show released to Patreon supporters. We won’t release those links here, if you want them go out and give Brian and Justin a few pennies. They deserve it.
Update:
It is October 2, 2014 and we await the release of the NIght Attack show and aftershow videos. Only then will our forensic investigators be able to pull all the audio and video needed to make sense of what happened.
Breaking ……
Below are quotes as I heard them during the infamous Night Attack of September 30 and subsequent aftershow. There may be slight errors, but as I was participating in ‘Ali Spags Power Hour’ of drinking YMMV.
“One understands creative individuals, one is threatened by them”
“Somebody said, how about we not…”
Brian and Justin thank Leo Laporte (soup) and TWiT. Really, they do.
#drama is also mentioned.
“Our crime wasn’t leaving, It was leaving with ads ….”
“To be told, Fuck you, you left while you had ads”
“True facts by Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young”
“…. we were building a CNN .. obviously not true”
“We wanted to be a part of Leo was building, …. but 5 degrees off”
“There was no fucking coming back …”
“I am telling you the truth …. I understand the desire to demonize TWiT… please don’t do that”
“Do not make trouble for them”
Great guys.
We love you too, Brian and Justin.
Rock on.
Leo Laporte had previously been interviewed and shared these views on competitors.
” I hope that shit isn’t true…”
“…we’re hurt, not vindictive, …… I want to tell the fucking truth…”
“Has your career ever regretted telling the truth?”
“If you’re iphone or android doesn’t have the power hour app now then you’re wanted …”
“James Thurgood, youth minister, throwing some V’s”
A partial day in Food with our dynamic duo, Leo & Lisa.
Our lovely couple have arrived in London, fresh off their Upper Class flight on Virgin , and have checked into their humble hotel, Claridges.
But they are famished, hungry, cannot go another inch with chowing down.
A little nap, a little trip to see Big Ben and then more food.
Now we can’t be sure if they shared or each had the same, but a brief look at Claridges menu finds that these delectable items add up to more than most would think.
So a minimum of £101.00 + gratuity (I suggest 20%, hotel staff are probably not as well paid as TWiT management). Hopefully Leo sprang for the champagne with tea.
This is really a drop in the bucket on expenses for this 5 day ‘vacay’. Flights are on the order of 7k each person, Claridges rack rate for a suite is 2k and up. Wow, guess those TWiT staff are lucky they still have a job. They do have a job don’t they? No more shows cancelled?
Leo is lucky that a fan is lending him a mifi for this trip. Every $ saved is another potential snack.
Maybe the future of TWiT will be free staff, paid by donations to some religious order. Skill is worth nothing, cost is all important.
Not that anyone will notice but there is a new guy filling in on Windows Weekly. The regular host will be frolicking away on the streets of London. Hopefully the replacement will not talk with his mouth full and act disrespectfully towards the stars of the show.
In an unrelated story, later that day JJ Abrams will be announcing a new character appearing in Star Wars Episode VII.
