Has Sarah Been Banned from Night Attack in a Retaliatory Move?

Reports have come in that future movie drafts will be short one  Sarah Lane.  A recent statement released by Cordkillers Production Inc in association with Night Attack Management Corp. let viewers know that the “teams” concept, that debuted in Summer 2014, would be abandoned because they were not overflowing with volunteers this year.

Who is in and who is out?
Who is in and who is out?

Recent years have not been kind to Sarah as the Night Attack selection committee passed her over and placed a plump priest in her stead, much to the chagrin of the predominantly hormonal young male audience.  Winter is coming and that means the Winter Draft is coming too. It seems the next movie draft participants will be something to keep abreast of.

Further speculation emerged when viewers noticed a lack of Sarah Lane in her promised monthly segment on the Tuesday night program. Fans have been clamoring to get her on for a full show but the NA duo turned that idea on its head. Always loyal to Justin & Brian could they be biting their thumbs at her? Is this retaliation for their alleged banishment from TWiT? #TotalDrama does not want to stir up drama, we are not about drama,  but come on. Asked for comment, Night Attack reps said she was not banned and she has been “traveling and busy with her social life.” We were directed to her saucy Instagram feed as evidence.

Jennifer Garner is up on in arms over this.
Jennifer Garner had no comments for #TotalDrama.

Is this a calculated attempt to cut #TotalDrama in half by a TWiT double agent inside the Night Attack consortium. It is widely known that drama is split amongst its attitude towards the iFive for the iPhone star. Is Padre pining for her spot again? Is Veronica Belmont or Snubs AKA Shannon Morse, looking to be the third member of the Pr0blem Solverz? Or maybe just maybe this entire article was an experiment in click bait titles, a tactic made famous by Mike Elgum.

6 thoughts on “Has Sarah Been Banned from Night Attack in a Retaliatory Move?”

  1. I am hoping Sarah is strong enough to determine her own podcasting friends and is not being gagged by Glutton & Nympho-Mistress. This is a sad state of affairs, and it sadly shows the spite and contempt of the TWiT hierarchy.

    Time will tell if Richard Yes and TotalDrama.org’s analysis is right.

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    1. I suspect that she may be used merely as a pawn in a battle. Leo has very likely given warning’s about employment purely on the basis of association with Night Attack.

      Since I haven’t watched it in a while did she ever resume her monthly spot where she gives ‘advice’ to phoned recipients?

      Leo knows that the bulk of her income is derived from TWiT and she would have an uphill struggle to meet financial obligations if she was suddenly not getting that income. That soup guzzling shithead and his awful minging Skeletor are, I believe, making lines in the sand and telling people not to cross the line or lose their employment.

      I am glad that I am not the only one that came to the conclusion that there was something going on. I don’t think that BB & JRY have banned Sarah, I believe that she has been put in a position where she dare not be on Night Attack just like she dare not do a guest spot on DTNS.

      What we discuss on this website is the views of people that have seen the ‘dark side’ of TWiT, of Leo’s real personality, and his verminous inner circle.

      I think that Capt Juno has the perfect avatar on Youtube/Google+ and Twitter. The image of someone peering in from outside and looking right into that den of evil slime.

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  2. Richard, Don’t you mean rather than calling it clickbait that you should call it “Yellow Journalism”, the speciality of Mike Social Network Spamming Elgan!

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