Father Robert Ballecer thinks that raping women is funny

Just in time for Christmas, this delightful video comes to light of Jesuit priest (and supposed man of God) Father Robert Ballecer laughing at rape jokes about women—in particular the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” song. Watch the video to see just how far the Fat Mexican Clown Priest takes this concept and gleefully chuckles at … Continue reading Father Robert Ballecer thinks that raping women is funny

There will be no police report because Father Robert Ballecer is a liar

Father Robert Ballecer is a liar. He lies about all sort of things. Yesterday, Father Robert Ballecer, a Man of God, lied about his mother’s cellphone being stolen from a hospital. He even tweeted about it: To the person(s) who stole my Mom's Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge while she was in the hospital: May your … Continue reading There will be no police report because Father Robert Ballecer is a liar

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Shows TWiT Live Stream Sick Fetish Definitions

This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. Father Robert Ballecer manages … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Shows TWiT Live Stream Sick Fetish Definitions

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer is Obsessed With Total Drama

This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. We aren’t sure whether … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer is Obsessed With Total Drama

Leo Laporte is Envious of Father Robert Ballecer’s Contributions

None of us like the fake priest “Father” Robert Ballecer. Whether you hate him for his fat neck-jiggling head motions he does on camera, the 1920’s affected radio announcer voice he uses, the pathological lies he tells, or the way his lips always look puckered due to the adipose tissue pressing outward on all parts … Continue reading Leo Laporte is Envious of Father Robert Ballecer’s Contributions

BREAKING: Father Robert Ballecer Announces TWiT’s “Studio C”

As we all know, TWiT has been on a huge upswing (not a sex swing) lately. We also know that they’ve been busy jamming more ads into “Know How” by taping once and then releasing individual segments over the week. And—of course—the TWiT Brick House lease is in no danger whatsoever. So it makes sense that TWiT … Continue reading BREAKING: Father Robert Ballecer Announces TWiT’s “Studio C”

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Possibly Admits Felonies on Twitter

This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. In this week’s Man … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Possibly Admits Felonies on Twitter

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Says “Fuck Yo Sink”

This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. In this week’s Man … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Says “Fuck Yo Sink”

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Insults Transgendered People

Today we introduce our new series, Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior. In this week’s Man … Continue reading Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Insults Transgendered People

Father Robert Ballecer turns his back on Jesus

Father Robert Ballecer has turned his back on Jesus. With each successive broadcast “LIVE from the show floor”at CES, the plump priest morphs more and more into the Gollum that we’ve long suspected him to be. He’s reporting on drones, optical VR, smart phones, OLED televisions…everything Jesus would have smashed. It’s all just so incongruous with … Continue reading Father Robert Ballecer turns his back on Jesus