Padre is heading to The Vatican to do his tertianship and prepare for final vows.

Details are developing, but Padre announced on a livestream question and answer session after taping “Padre’s Corner” that he will not have access to tech or Twitter for one year. He was his usual dickish self while answering questions from the chatroom.

Thank God!

MAJOR UPDATE from LKalif:
He said that the Catholic church bishops “liked what he was doing on TWiT and that it was good for the church.” They specifically said “You seem to make a lot of people upset and we kind of like that it stirs that pot.”

So there you have it people, the Catholic church has implanted pervert Robert in TWiT to advance its own agenda, and is letting him continue that assignment for two more years.

TWiT “News Director” Mike Elgan is just an embarrassing mess of an anchor. One would think that being able to at least get a sentence out of your mouth without stumbling all over it like a drunken frat boy on Whiskey Night was a prerequisite for doing the news. Apparently that’s not the case as showcased in this clip from a recent TNT. Leo should fire you for gross incompetence and then fire himself. By the way, this post is exactly the reason why we here at #TotalDrama have dubbed him “Elgum.”

In a stunning breach of journalism ethics, Mike Elgum has effectively pimped out his family as fodder for SquareSpace ads on the TWiT network. It started on Sunday, when the orange-tinted host filled in for Leo Laporte. During the live ad read for SquareSpace, Elgum brought up his son Kevin’s wedding website. In the live read, Elgum exposed his own home address. (We will not be posting that here.) But what we will share is his son’s hot-as-hell future wife. As a direct result of Mike Elgum’s desire to sell out his own family’s privacy for a nickel, we present the beautiful Nadia, now fair game for publicity. So here she is, #TotalDrama: Feast your eyes on the luscious breasts of Kevin’s fiancé. And a big “Thank You!” goes out to Mike Elgum for putting his family out there by talking about them live on air during a paid ad segment. Nice going, buddy!

Thankfully the football team favorited by soup and sandwich, aka Leo and Lisa, aka fatman and homewrecker, lost. So we have this lovely photo.