In the post-show to “MacBreak Weekly,” Leo Laporte just responded to chatroom queries about the demise of Chad Johnson’s employment at TWiT as Chad’s opportunity to “take OMGCraft to the next level.” Leo then added that he “loves and supports Chad.” He then quickly went on to say that he hoped to make Chad an “off-site producer.” We here at #TotalDrama have no idea what that means; and we suspect that Leo doesn’t either.
One wonders if Leo would have told the suffering victims of Nagasaki after the Americans dropped the bomb on them, that this was their “opportunity to rebuild a great Japanese city.”
For Leo and Lisa, “positive” news turns out to be exactly not that.
So we’re trying to clear out some old videos here at #TotalDrama just so they don’t get too stale. So here’s one we plucked out of the “backroom” here at TDHQ:
In a shocking display of disrespect during a taping of “This Week in Google” recently, Jeff Jarvis and Leo Laporte team up to mock Robert Scoble’s enthusiasm for technology. Scoble was not on the show and thus could not defend himself against the duo’s derisiveness. Watch for yourself to see just how unfair these two old geezers were to Scoble.
In a shocking development during the live unboxing of Leo’s tax-scam iMac 5K, he input “Lisa Laporte” as the user name. So it’s official, the evil bitch Lisa Kentzell has her claws sunk so far into Leo’s hide that he’ll never escape.
Why is Leo Laporte always so rude and dismissive to our lovely Sarah Lane? This a question I fear will haunt us forever here at #TotalDrama. Leo’s ill manners are caught once again and captured here in this YouTube clip of the perpetually disparaging Soup Guzzler as he unleashes yet another brash tirade against our winsome Sarah:
The ever-amazing Mike Elgum refuses to say the word “bitch” during the livestream after a recent TNT. We all know what you’re talking about, Elgum. So why don’t you treat us all like adults and just say it already?
We have video proof that Jeff Jarvis may have finally fallen off the deep end and hit his head. Good luck with getting that head injury looked at, Jeff! We wish you a speedy recovery.
Jeff Jarvis is an old man who has worn out his welcome with the former fans of “This Week in Google.” He was once an engaging, jovial personality. But recently has been infected with the sadness and negativity of the entire TWiT operation. He mostly just whines and yells out grumpy opinions that nobody really wants to hear anymore.
With help from #TotalDrama chatroom members Fred and LKalif:
Leo Laporte:
I’m going to Austin. I need a sandwich. A turkey sandwich. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. Steve Jobs talked to me once. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I am friends with Kevin Spacey. I was just in London. The Brickhouse has cost me millions. TNT is a hard show. I got up at 4 a.m. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. Thanks to Tonya for the help on TNT. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I need a turkey sandwich I won’t be able to eat on the plane. I need a sandwich or soup.
As far as Wikipedia is concerned, Sarah Lane no longer exists.
Sarah Lane, who had her Wikipedia page challenged a few weeks ago, has now apparently been completely erased from the encyclopedia of the Internet. The link now leads to an “American ballet dancer” instead of being populated with information about the beloved California-based tech goddess and foil for Leo Laporte’s licentious motives. We mourn for the loss of the real Sarah Lane’s identity. Here’s the impostor’s page on Wikipedia. And please, whatever you do, DO NOT edit this other woman’s page to exact vengeance.
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte
