With help from #TotalDrama chatroom members Fred and LKalif:
Leo Laporte:
I’m going to Austin. I need a sandwich. A turkey sandwich. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. Steve Jobs talked to me once. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I am friends with Kevin Spacey. I was just in London. The Brickhouse has cost me millions. TNT is a hard show. I got up at 4 a.m. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. Thanks to Tonya for the help on TNT. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. Lisa and I are going to Austin. We were just in London. I’m going to Austin. I was just in London. And Lisa and I are going to Austin by plane and I talked to Steve Martin on my Tech Guy show that put me two degrees from Kevin Bacon. I am going to Austin. I am going to Austin. Look at me, I am going to Austin. I need a turkey sandwich I won’t be able to eat on the plane. I need a sandwich or soup.
It is like you invented AI then downloaded #Soups personality and then uploaded it to the AI machine. Slightly off but pretty close to real thing.
richaryes» Quote comment
We need a link on totaldrama.net to let you know leo is caught behaving badly on twit!
Matt Horn» Quote comment
Wow, lost for words. It is exactly the whole of this morning put into a single post. every comment he made was about Him. TWiT is really not different shows anymore, it’s THE LEO SHOW nothing more and nothing less!
Even now, I’m watching “This Week in Trolling” and he spent a big chunk of the start “All about Leo’s life and where he has been and where he wants to be and that he’s going to Fucking Austin”.
Sorry to those in Austin but I am so fucking tired of hearing him tell people about him going to Austin. Strange, if you are spending hundreds of Thousands on a website they tend to COME TO YOU for the meetings. Guess there is something they want to do like have a meet up in the same City that Brian Brushwood and Adam Curry live in because he thinks they give a crap.
How can Paul Thurrott make it through doing a whole show dealing with #Soup. The highlight was at the end when the fat bastard had a temper tantrum because Needles bought a cheap pre-made sandwich instead of having the deli make one to order to a specific specification. Ignorant pile of shit should have been specific, he could have done without eating and lost a pound or two!
Burntheadbob» Quote comment
Hey, I’m in Austin and the meetup is at “The Domain”. A 40 minute driv eout of town, if traffic is good, where yuppies live,eat and work. Look it up. Its stepford wives 2014. Only thing it has is the Apple store. Oh, that and #soup of course.
A meetup there shouldn’t qualify as an Austin meetup.
And why the fuck is the VEHo having the new website built in austin by guys who call themselves web chefs and wear bowties?
Why not use Squarespace? Am I missing something really obvious?
Love #drama
I should try to convince my #friend curry to go to the meetup and flirt with the CEHo, I bet she would try to jump him in a heartbeat. Not that he has #soup money. He lives in Austin for chrissakes.
CEHo Luver» Quote comment
Is it wrong that I read that imagining #Soup on speed?
Jaberwocky» Quote comment
I kept hearing in my head him saying that he’d like to do Sarah Austin.
The Doctor» Quote comment
You forgot that he knows Paul Simon
Jonab» Quote comment
Soooo, now they are scoping out Austin to move the whole twit operation !
George» Quote comment