Bored tech scion Leo Laporte finally has dropped all pretense of caring one tiny fuck about his once-informative podcasting empire and instead has resorted to making fun of his hosts. Watch here as blabbering fraud Steve Gibson blah-blah-blahs his way through uninterrupted paragraph after mind-numbing paragraph of fakeness during a recent incomprehensible “Security Now” appearance. I hope Steve watches this to see just how much of a fool Leo makes him out to be.
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Leo Laporte harasses Heather Hamann
Self-deluded sex perv Leo Laporte gets nasty with Heather Hamann, his call screener for “The Tech Guy” radio show. Leo thinks that she cares about his disgusting birthday weekend with his fugly CEO. Heather does not care and tells him so. Give your boner a rest, Leo. The ladies don’t give a flying fudge about your wrinkled scrote.
Remember when?
Remember when Leo laughed at his “Dr. Evil” chair and thought it was comically big? Take a gander at this recent screenshot and tell us if you think that the chair looks ridiculously big anymore.
#TotalDrama’s editorial board is concerned that Leo’s fat shoulders and girthy loins have imperiled the structural integrity of the wide-winged chair to such an extent as to not only strain credulity but the seat’s steel underpinnings as well.
TWiT wants to hear from you, this is not a joke
Click on the image below to fill out the survey. I think we can make the world a better place by being honest in the comments box at the end of the survey.
The angelic Sarah Lane is indeed human
Perpetual pretty lady and savior of the TWiT broadcast day, Sarah Lane, briefly sheds her infallible nature and forgets that she’s being videotaped. But it’s OK. This video is presented here to finally attempt to quiet the critics of #TotalDrama who say that we have never posted anything that makes Sarah Lane seem less than the perfect angel that she is. Some of us on the editorial board feel that not only does this post make Sarah more approachable, it humanizes her in a way that elevates her to even higher level of transcendent harmony with the universe. Truly she is a cosmic gift and a wonder for the ages.
A man of sophistication
Nearly-washed up radio host Leo Laporte is the epitome of class and elegance. Every week on his call-in radio show, “The Tech Guy,” he demonstrates a willingness to enlighten and engage his audience with wit and grace.
‘Mic’ Elgum
Because Mike Elgum is not legally allowed to strike his wife, he’s resorted to punching the studio mic during episodes of TNT.
Leo Laporte makes Sarah Lane sad
Leo Laporte makes Sarah Lane sad. She’s doing the best that she can, but the situation is dire. She needs help—help to get out of this unhealthy relationship.
TWiT exclusive space movie trailer
In a #TotalDrama exclusive, we are proud to present this first-ever look at the upcoming drama set to hit theaters in December of 2015.
Mike Elgum doesn’t know who his guests are
Mike Elgum continues his uninterrupted streak of not giving a shit about professional broadcasting standards. Why even bother to learn how to say your guest’s name? It’s not like you woke up at 4:30 a.m. to start working on the stories.
