May your holidays be as merry as Leo’s dick is short and stubby.
From your friends at Total Drama. — Click here for full size and admire all the details.
This holiday animation was created by one of our wonderful #OneAss chat room members.
A Total Drama Christmas Story
‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the grow-op house
Not an insect could find food, not even a louse;
The stockings were empty, the Caspers were bare
The Ring doorbell was armed, they all said a prayerThe children were all silent, consumed by their tech
With hopes that St. Nicholas would soon write a check;
The Uber was booked, the Away luggage packed
The man purse was on, the TrackR’s were trackedWhen out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Henry looked up from his cracked iPhone to see what was the matter;
A shady man emerged, so portly and plumb
They knew in a moment it must be EffendumbHey Abby, hey Henry, hey Lisa, Hey Leo
Hey Ozzy, Hey Michael, get in my four seat Kia Rio;
I’ll transport your family with the utmost of care
And get you to your gate with much time to spareAnd then, in a twinkling, they went on their way
Effendumb chortled merrily, so joyous and gay
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year
Even Hilton A. Goring, wherever he may be
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
#TeamOneAss
TheTruth» Quote comment
Awesome! Great job!!
#jesuisjohncdvorak
holden» Quote comment
A Total Drama Christmas Story:
‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the grow-op house
Not an insect could find food, not even a louse;
The stockings were empty, the Caspers were bare
The Ring doorbell was armed, they all said a prayer
The children were all silent, consumed by their tech
With hopes that St. Nicholas would soon write a check;
The Uber was booked, the Away luggage packed
The man purse was on, the TrackR’s were tracked
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Henry looked up from his cracked iPhone to see what was the matter;
A shady man emerged, so portly and plumb
They knew in a moment it must be Effendumb
Hey Abby, hey Henry, hey Lisa, Hey Leo
Hey Ozzy, Hey Michael, get in my four seat Kia Rio;
I’ll transport your family with the utmost of care
And get you to your gate with much time to spare
And then, in a twinkling, they went on their way
Effendumb chortled merrily, so joyous and gay
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year
Even Hilton A. Goring, wherever he may be
King Leo Laporte» Quote comment
TYFYC… Keep Pushing the Festive Love and Light!
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Abby got the Pill Pack hahahahahahahahahhaha.
Meth» Quote comment
That’s a work of art!
I hope everyone (left) at Twit appreciates the effort.
#OneAss
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years!
I think my favorite part of the image is the picture over the fireplace with the crossed out staff. I wonder who will be crossed off next year?
…that picture of Lisa…I’d like to hand some mistletoe over her ass and spend Christmas Eve and day eating it out! I don’t care what you guys say, she’s hot!
Lou» Quote comment
Happy New Year to TotalDrama and to Megan Morrone, who is a mom, by the way!
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
She has kids? I don’t buy it
Inquiring Mind» Quote comment
Megan has kids??
So upset :((. I never knew that!
holden» Quote comment
Is that a watch vagina at the top of the gross leo dick tree? LOL
Itsh» Quote comment
Scott Wilkinson as Santa, JCD peeking in the window, Flimsey Stocking, Ha Ha, Love it! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
soupslurper» Quote comment
Good work! I love the picture with old friends crossed off in red and stubby penis tree and JCD looking in the window. Perfection.
Doooshbag» Quote comment
That is not a gif fyi. Its a video tag
Joel osteen» Quote comment
Oh please tell me the poo is Christina Warren and her yellow asberger teeth!!!!!
Old St. Dick» Quote comment
My favorite part is Padre in the Fireplace!
TOT (Tired of TWiT)» Quote comment
Well done. Now that thar is funny.
Merry Christmass assholes.
Milton Bradley» Quote comment
Are they going to do a new years show @ the shoe box studios?
Ihateleo» Quote comment
So….
Lecia retires on Nov 9th and then there are no more posts.
After over a month we have a user submission, a post by crotch magnet, a post by Lecia and now a post by TD staff.
All in the former patter of a new post every 3 to 5 days of Lecia.
Ok, great job Lecia, we’re fooled.
Hey Holden and Milton Bradley.
Lol
Jason Howell» Quote comment
Your man love for Lecia is noted.
NTTAWWT
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Gee Buford, you’re defending Lecia and calling a post of Lecia a work of art and making fun of the “one ass” theory…
I wonder who this commentator is…
And this comment is not gonna hit the website because the autocrat Mini-Leo will delete it. Long live free speech (that we approve)
Jason Howell» Quote comment
Right again I see!
You keep at it!
#OneAss
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
It is kind of obvious.
(exclamation points almost threw me)
You also need to link to HW, RY, GD LK or anyone besides your articles once in a while. You have what we call in poker “tells.”
um» Quote comment
The Guest Submission post text was written by me. The video was sent in. We don’t claim ownership of the post when the primary content was sent in by someone else.
The Total Drama Staff post “text” was also written by me, but again, it’s wishing happy holidays from all of us, and the GIF was created by one of our awesome chat room members. You of all people should know I’m not capable of that. The “King Leo Laporte” poem you can see yourself that I pulled from the comments after posting.
TNJJ is gone, brother. I’m mostly gone but came back for the porn post. I’m not sure how interested I’ll remain. Crotch Magnet is a long-time chat room member, even though I saw your stupid IRC join/trolling with that nick. You don’t know who he is, and I guess he doesn’t want to have the association be publicly known.
Many writers have left. None of this is a trick or a secret. Also, Buford wasn’t me either. You seem obsessed.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Don’t go confusing him with facts. He’s got a serious crush on Lecia. I’ll bet he has calluses on his palms from the beatings he’s given his Special Little Soldier over it.
To each their own.
#OneAss
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
When you posted as TJJ you would comment in this mature tone that you’re using now. You used “brother” and “man” quite a bit. You engaged with the “haters”
Another remarkable coincidence. So you just came back for the porn post and the site happened to fall back into the one post every 3-5 days that with a random, user submission, holiday message, porn post, and return by crotch magnet. What are the odds??
It is kind of funny to see you complaining about an obsessed troll. Reminds me of fat Leo.
um» Quote comment
Believe whatever you want to believe, I guess. I looked back through the comments, and I don’t see a single comment ever made by TNJJ. I was interested to see if I really talked like him/her.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
I like Lecia and Total Drama, since always, but I believe the conspiracy. You looked at comments to see if you slipped up,
It’s not a big deal to use different names, a lot of people do. The lying is problematic.
Brutally Honest» Quote comment
: – ) Lecia, fess up
Sal» Quote comment
The question is why would anyone care? Did you think Lecia/Leica was his real name? You did not uncover a great mystery here. You act as if anyone will care one way or the other if it is one two or three people.
The only thing more annoying than your non-stop crusade to *out* him as the one author is Lecia/Leica denying it.
*Him/Her*
Bro. There are no women at TD so you can drop the “him/her.” You are just as retarded as your troll is. And you’re both men. STOP COMMENTING ON WHO LEICA IS!!
PS THERE IS NO C.I.A. IN LEICA
Him/Her cause i dont know what JJ is : /» Quote comment
You’re a Hillary supporter amirite?
Totally ignore the obvious, just stick to mantra that brings you comfort: There is only #OneAss in the world that doesn’t adore MeganMom as much as you, and that person is Lecia. Yet you are developing a Stockholm syndrome for him. You seek his interaction, his acknowledgement, his.. dare I say it?…(Dare! Dare!).. his ManLove!
NTTAWWT but you should realise that MeganMom doesn’t know who you are, or that you see yourself as her white knight.
It’s rumored she’s busy being a mom and probably having therapy classes for the guilt from enabling a misogynist employer.
Keep Pushing the Love and Light.
#OneAss
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Lecia did a pro Hillary article and Buford is anti-Hilary.
So they can’t be the same person. : )
Brutally Honest» Quote comment
This post showed more Holiday spirit than TWIT did. this year. Last year too. God, they’re not even trying to gain viewers anymore.
It’s so bad they made it on my list of worst displays of Holiday spirit. They tied with Google’s crappy doodle this year.
Glad to see TD is still going BTW.
http://digidyn.blogspot.com/2016/12/these-2-things-were-absolute-garbage.html
digital dynamic» Quote comment
On What The Tech Andrew should of mentioned “TWIT” as the worst tech of 2016
CruiseFoodSucks» Quote comment
He is too busy sucking Thurrott’s dick though.
Bern» Quote comment
Personally I don’t think JCD would be looking in the window, he has better things to do now, but other than that, great work on the pic!
Esch» Quote comment
Wow.
Soup Du Jour» Quote comment
Ahaa..I was hoping for a twit New Year special. Maybe they could do a Micro Tattoo on his weenee…
Bend Over» Quote comment
Peek a boo
Stubby» Quote comment
Haha, C. Warren is a piece of poop.
Stubby» Quote comment
What did Carrie Fisher have that Natalie Wood could of used? A damn good stroke.
Bill» Quote comment
Obvious Photoshop, big fail.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Happy new year!
Check out Jupiter broadcasting podcasts if you would like something better than twit. Tech snap has replaced security now for me, it is refreshing to hear something other than https talk re-hashed for the millionth time.
Oaths Doge» Quote comment
I couldn’t agree more. Anybody still listening to TWiT is a douche-bag.
Starlord» Quote comment
2017 will be no TWIT watching even when bored. My Twit entertainment will only come from this site. TY and fuck u TWIT
CruiseFoodSucks» Quote comment
First time I heard the portable dog killer episode I enjoyed it.
Second time I played it in the car for my children.
But TWIT keep playing it. Year after year. Relentless. Merciless. Looping over and over again. Like a drunk uncle retelling the same story every Xmas. Except he’s not drunk. He knows he’s told the story before and he is going to tell it again anyway. Can this be reported to the EFF? Who stands for the little guy?
Jibbering Jeff Jarvis» Quote comment
It was stupid the first they subjected everyone to it.
Stubby» Quote comment
Did they have a New Years show?
New Years» Quote comment
No they didn’t. They Haven’t bothered to do one since soup shaved his head for UNICEF. This year they were visiting Grandma Laporte.
soupslurper» Quote comment
So the latest TWiG happened…
Why doesn’t Jeffery Jarvis just fucking move to Germany already? I’m starting to think this old curmudgeon is never taken pleasure in anything.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Ugh, blithering Jeff came out of the ivory tower.
Ugly Ben T.» Quote comment
I think Dec 23 is a good place to end the blog. Solid two and a half years. Even the “iPad porn story” that used to be a big deal is now old news that no one cares about. Aside from Laporte cancelling shows or firing people, I know I’m not interested.
Thanks for all the stories. There was a time this was the funniest place on the internet. I was in your chat when Alex (MBW) tested his chat program and watching you guys troll that thing was the funniest thing I ever saw. You probably helped his ratings in the beginning. I don’t watch TWiT anymore at all, zero, but I am guessing he doesn’t even mention you guys anymore. TWiT got small fast. There were no more people on his shows of any consequence back when I cut them off in early 16.
See ya and take care to all the commenters. All were great. I am probably only loser who browses with your “random” button for laughs.
H.M.» Quote comment