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BREAKING: Jason Howell Reports: Investors Want Returns

Update: Megyn Kelly is joining NBC, leaving a spot open at Fox News for Jason Howell.

Jason Howell is normally a worthless sack of “kind of”s and “whatever”s, but in this clip, he drops a knowledge bomb on all of us. As it turns out, investors want returns on their money.

Megyn Kelly better watch out; it appears Jason Howell might actually try to escape Petaluma after all with his new journalistic muscles he’s flexing. He’s paid the price for long enough.

Transcript for the hearing-impaired

“Cuz in the kind of, I dunno, in the in the kind of institutional investment.. wuh-world… you know, they want, they put in a lot of money but they hope for quick returns. They hope for something to happen in the next couple of years… and to see kind of that return on their investment whatever.”

— Jason Howell, Host of Tech News Today

Thank you to an anonymous contributor who sent in this video.