Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nulla vel fermentum ligula, in lobortis purus. Nullam euismod pretium hendrerit. Aliquam fermentum pellentesque elit, et convallis nisi feugiat at. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Curabitur feugiat sed massa Megan Morrone at ultricies. Nullam vitae purus non erat fringilla tristique. In nec neque sem. Curabitur nec venenatis … Continue reading Megan Morrone Plans Her Escape from Leo Laporte→
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%20Says%20TWiT%20Guests%20are%20Crappy.mp4 We have always said Leo Laporte has no shame, but it appears he does. We can see in the video above that he didn’t want everyone to know his embarrassing secret: TWiT guests are crappy sometimes (most of the time we would argue) by his own admission, including next week’s Christina Warren (film_girl). Thanks … Continue reading Leo says TWiT Guests are “Crappy”→
Well a hey hey hey and a how de do, it didn’t take long but TWiT’s last hope is apparently on its way out. The show known as The New Screen Savers is witnessing its ratings descend at an alarming rate. Youtube views for video shows are meaningless indicators of popularity. [WinkyFace] Let’s dish, the show … Continue reading The New Screen Savers is Officially a Monumental Failure→
Like a sad little dog who can’t get adopted but still looks up and begs each passer-by to take him home, Mike Elgan pleaded with Kashmir Hill to be a guest on This Week in Tech this Sunday. Apparently Kevin Rose can’t be bothered to fulfill his hosting obligations he previously made. Kashmir, meanwhile, doesn’t … Continue reading Mike Elgan’s Awkward Advances Toward Kashmir Hill Rebuffed→
Who among us can forget the joyous outcry when Gum was announced as the new and improved host of TNT. It was about 15 seconds later that iYaz resigned, causing the CEO to blog “We are disappointed to announce that Iyaz Akhtar has chosen to leave…” A month later the lovely and talented Sarah Lane shocked the … Continue reading COHOSTING IS HARD WORK→
On yesterday’s “MacBreak Weekly” there was a stupid fuck wearing a cowboy hat indoors. No word on if Christina Warren is envious of Aaron Hillegass’s stupid-ass head covering. Hillegass is head of something ridiculous called Big Nerd Ranch that is basically dedicated to selling shit to dopes. When word got out that the cowboy-hat wearing dumbfuck … Continue reading You have got to be kidding me→
I have flown too high on borrowed wings. No more TWiT bashing and many of the videos on YouTube are now private. I am a really good person, like really really good. This is final. You fucking people, you have no idea how to run a blog. You just weakened the internet today That’s all … Continue reading I Changed My Mind Again→
Come help TotalDrama celebrate International Women’s Day by telling Christina Warren to grow up and change her Twitter handle from @Film_Girl to @Film-WOMAN or something more adult. Otherwise we’ll just save her a piece of this cake:
Wacky blowhard Peter Friedman (apparently the “CEO” of something he alleges is called LiveWorld) appeared recently on Tonya Hall’s freaky “Marketing Mavericks” show to show off his stupid hat. What’s up with these old dudes wearing hats indoors? Plus the massive headphones with side microphone is such a natural look with a hat. I bet … Continue reading Wearing a hat with headphones not gaining traction as fashion trend→
In a stunning turn of events, TotalDrama has been forced to issue a public apology and would like to make the following corrections to the record: Leo Laporte is not fat and has never sexually harassed anyone at anytime. Lisa Kentzell is an excellent CEO and has pretty hair. “Marketing Mavericks” is a great show. Jeff Jarvis … Continue reading TotalDrama issues public apology→
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte
