TotalDrama issues public apology

In a stunning turn of events, TotalDrama has been forced to issue a public apology and would like to make the following corrections to the record:

  • Leo Laporte is not fat and has never sexually harassed anyone at anytime.
  • Lisa Kentzell is an excellent CEO and has pretty hair.
  • “Marketing Mavericks” is a great show.
  • Jeff Jarvis has beautiful teeth.
  • NatureBox does not taste like cardboard.
  • Mike Elgan is a capable broadcaster and never stutters.
  • There are African-Americans on the network every day and just because we can’t see them, doesn’t mean they are not there.
  • Christina Warren looks professional in her drugged-up hippie hat.
  • Jason Snell does not need a bra.

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