Christina Warren gets her fuckin’ cunty bra all twisted up over SNL sketch

Christina Warren, infamous greasy-haired cunt, is all up in arms about an insightful “Saturday Night Live” sketch that ran this weekend featuring a ditzy tech reporter. Ring a bell, Christina? We think the lady reporter doth protest too much. Or maybe it’s because Christina just can’t admit that women aren’t funny. Either way, she sucks. Be … Continue reading Christina Warren gets her fuckin’ cunty bra all twisted up over SNL sketch

What’s wrong with Christina Warren’s face?

What the fuck is going on with Christina Warren and her desire to whore herself up? On a recent episode of “Tech News Today” the Mashable senior tech writer looked like she’d been dragged behind an ambulance full of prostitutes for 69 miles. Plus, her jawline is not as pronounced as it was a month ago—what … Continue reading What’s wrong with Christina Warren’s face?

Christina Warren’s husband’s family hates her

World-famous greasy wanna-be hippie and overrated “Today” show guest Christina Warren is apparently not only despised by the tastemakers at TotalDrama, but also by her husband’s family as well. In this caustic tweet, “Film Girl” lays bare her disdain for her much better half’s kin: I'm a firm believer in not giving a shit about whether … Continue reading Christina Warren’s husband’s family hates her

Christina Warren sprays bullshit out of her mouth

Whenever Mashable’s Christina Warren appears on “Tech News Today” she pretty much just sprays bullshit out of her mouth. There’s really no other way to describe the amount of shit she expects the viewers to believe. She is a dumb woman with zero credibility. Just because she talks fast, doesn’t mean she’s making any sense. … Continue reading Christina Warren sprays bullshit out of her mouth

Christina Warren taking it on the chin from angry tweeters

Noted tech slut and superskank Christina Warren recently promoted a shitty story that Mashable wrote about a browser add-on. Read the comments on her promoted tweet to see that we’re not alone here at TotalDrama for hating on this unqualified piece of feminine hygiene waste known as “Film Girl.” Grow up, girl and learn how to … Continue reading Christina Warren taking it on the chin from angry tweeters

Christina Warren is finally an adult woman who cares about her looks

Christina Warren (even though still insisting on using “girl” in her Twitter moniker @Film_Girl) has graduated from childhood to full-blown womanhood on her recent “Today” show appearance. Her hair looked stunningly non-greasy and her lipstick was not the messy streak of gloss that it usually is. Congratulations, Film Girl. For you are now a woman … Continue reading Christina Warren is finally an adult woman who cares about her looks

Christina Warren and her dumb hat

Women in broadcasting (think Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric) have always worn dumb hats when conducting their most important interviews. One must only let their mind wander back a few years to think of the hours and hours of videotape in the archives of the National Museum of Broadcasting showcasing these gorgeous and smart … Continue reading Christina Warren and her dumb hat