Noted freeloader and bizarre internet personality Robert Scoble snoops on Leo Laporte’s laptop during a recent pre-taping of “Triangulation” in front of a studio audience.
Why do the #twitlive chatroom moderators insist on creating a “family-friendly” audience when the livestream is filled constantly with x-rated garbage? We’re guessing here at #TotalDrama that the only people who know the answer to that complex riddle is Dan the Head Moderator’s therapist and/or Mommy.
TWiT founder and lecherous cretin Leo Laporte hits on the lovely Sarah Lane during a taping of “iPadToday” and finally reveals what we’ve known all along: He does indeed wonder if he has a “secret crush” on Sarah. The beautiful Sarah takes the inappropriate advances in stride, however. But unfortunately for her, until she can get a better job she’s forced to play along with Leo’s debasing behavior. So get outta there, Sarah! You deserve better.
The TWiT network continues its slide into depravity when “iPadToday” flashed a meaty robot cock on the livestream.
Fat Fuck Father Robert Ballecer schools the TWiT audience on just what it takes to get a job at the failing tech network. Sorry, Elgum. Looks like you don’t quite make the cut.
Leo Laporte, founder of TWiT, rethinks his entire business plan live on the air during a recent taping of “This Week in Google.” Jeff Jarvis introduces the idea of businesses using remote contributors in a discussion about the closure of the print edition of “MacWorld” magazine. You can actually see Leo’s mind go blank as he contemplates the death of his empire and scrambles to come up with some cost-saving ideas. He then continues to talk; not exactly sure of what will come out of his own mouth next.
“Home Theater Geeks” host Scott Wilkinson has a blood-curdling laugh that will make you swear that you just died and went to Hell. But don’t worry, even if do pass away, his laugh will bring you back to life—it’s that insane.
In a move reminiscent of Fox News Channel’s Parade of Sluts, word has reached #TotalDrama HQ that TWiT CEHo Lisa Kentzell has mandated that the network’s shows be “spiced up.”
The family-friendly nature of the network has long been touted as a safe haven for young and old alike, but as the recent exodus of tech-related advertisers can attest, a new tack was deemed necessary. Kentzell decided that sex sells. Leo Laporte of course is thrilled at this turn of events and has reportedly already ordered larger pants to accommodate his afternoon erections.
Amber Mac has already been spotted at Walmart buying even redder lipstick and bluer eyeshadow.
Snubs is prepping her boobs and TWiT staff is installing a larger freezer so she can have ready access so she can ice her nipples. Kentzell is estimating a one- to four-percent bump in advertising rates due to her high beams.
We can only pray that Sarah Lane will not have to suffer too much longer under this new regime as Ms. Lane’s particular brand of sexiness has always been above board. No word yet if Two Ton Tonya is going to put pepper on her pussy or not.
During the live iPhone 6 announcement, TNT host Mike Elgum tried to be insightful and witty. He wasn’t and promptly gets shut down by his boss, Leo Laporte.
Leo Laporte announced with a flourish on today’s lame “This Week in Google” that he’s using his “biz account” to buy seven iPhones for TWiT (10 phones total). This also included two phones for his adorably dumb daughter and slacker son.
The TWiT founder is buying so many phones for his family that he is pressing company interns into service, as Apple is allowing only the purchase of two phones per person.
Way to go, Leo! Bring on that IRS audit. I’m sure the U.S. Government will be happy to hear what you’re up to.
Blowhard professor Jeff Jarvis calls “This Week in Google” host Leo Laporte fat and ugly. And he needs to take his meds. Please tweet him @jeffjarvis to let him know that his antics have grown stale.
