Something is going on behind the scenes with Leo and the handsome and talented John C. Dvorak. What is it? Where is he?
People think Art is about capturing beauty. To me art is about capturing life. Life can be hard and cruel and ugly. I am trying to capture “how I see Padre” but I am not an artist; I am just a man. This is the best I could do.
In a move reminiscent of Fox News Channel’s Parade of Sluts, word has reached #TotalDrama HQ that TWiT CEHo Lisa Kentzell has mandated that the network’s shows be “spiced up.”
The family-friendly nature of the network has long been touted as a safe haven for young and old alike, but as the recent exodus of tech-related advertisers can attest, a new tack was deemed necessary. Kentzell decided that sex sells. Leo Laporte of course is thrilled at this turn of events and has reportedly already ordered larger pants to accommodate his afternoon erections.
Amber Mac has already been spotted at Walmart buying even redder lipstick and bluer eyeshadow.
Snubs is prepping her boobs and TWiT staff is installing a larger freezer so she can have ready access so she can ice her nipples. Kentzell is estimating a one- to four-percent bump in advertising rates due to her high beams.
We can only pray that Sarah Lane will not have to suffer too much longer under this new regime as Ms. Lane’s particular brand of sexiness has always been above board. No word yet if Two Ton Tonya is going to put pepper on her pussy or not.