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Jason Howell tells the truth about TNT

All-around good guy Jason Howell has taken the opportunity with Mike Elgum being out of the studio to finally tell the TWiT audience the truth. Howell let fly a four-letter word during a recent taping of “Tech News Today” as Leo Laporte filled in for the globe-trotting Mike Elgum that perfectly describes the morass through which Howell wades every single day. Hats off to you, Jason! You’re one of the good ones.

Did Leo Laporte sexually harass Sarah Lane?

In one of the most blatant displays of inappropriate office behavior since Clarence Thomas found a pubic hair on a can of Coke, tech monster Leo Laporte wades into unsavory territory with Sarah Lane on a recent pre-show for “iPad Today.” Tell us what you think? Do you think Leo is a pig and should mend his ways?

Update: see annotated raw footage of the incident. Thanks to the commenters on this article for putting it together.

TNT has amazing co-hosts

I’m trying to turn over a new leaf here at #TotalDrama; not sure I can do it though. But with this video, I’m making a small attempt at spreading the good cheer and happy vibes that the competent and wonderful TNT host Mike Elgum is trying to incorporate into his show each and every day. He’s like a beautiful flower that’s reaching for the California sun. So here goes:

“Tech News Today” has the most amazing co-hosts. The show is just really hitting it out of the park. They are insightful and relevant and never boring or unprepared. They never lull you to sleep with useless info or awkward banter. TNT is just the best.

Sarah Lane can tell when Leo Laporte is lying

Watch this tragic clip from a recent pre-show for “iPad Today” as Sarah Lane has to pretend to believe in Leo’s delusions of grandeur. It’ll be a cold day in Pet-hell-uma before Leo actually does a “worldwide meetup.” But here he is, proclaiming once again that these things will happen. We can tell by that death stare on Sarah’s face, however, that she ain’t buyin’ his shit no more.

Leo Laporte really doesn’t know much

Techblub Leo Laporte really doesn’t know what he’s talking about as evidenced here from this call to his weekend radio show “The Tech Guy” proves. One of the most basic concepts of computer science, the algorithm, nearly eludes the plump fuck as he stumbles and bumbles his way through another boring show.

Leo Laporte finally dons Hitler look

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Has Leo finally gone too far?

On the Oct. 18, 2014 edition of “The Tech Guy” pre-show, aging tech huckster Leo Laporte finally did what many viewers had long feared: He wore a Hitler mustache. Apparently while looking at a plastic kit intended for children, Laporte immediately went for the most incendiary look from among many and donned the dictator-styled lip wig. It’s unclear to us here at #TotalDrama if Leo will use this costume later with his whore-bride-to-be in some kinky Nazi-esque bedroom play.