Who would have thought that TotalDrama would have outlasted mega-tech site Gigaom? They have “ceased all operations” and are currently considering their next move.
So eat a dick, TotalDrama haters. We’re here for the long haul, motherfuckers.
Now that Gigaom has kicked the bucket, it looks as if Leo is going to have to scrape the bottom of the barrel even more to find guests for his shit shows.
It’s entirely possible that today when Megan Morrone was summoned to Leo Laporte’s office clutching a notepad (as seen on the DropCam) that she was told to either shape up her TN2 hosting personality or be prepared to become an “off-site producer.”
This would be unwelcome news for the sharp-eyebrowed news reader. After all, it was only a few months ago that she was brought on board to replace Sarah Lane.
Fans have not been taking to her odd delivery and stilted uncomfortably-fake anchor voice. In fact, she’s kind of like a female version of Padre with the weirdo tone and robotic up-and-down flow. Whatever the case, being called in to the boss’s office with pen and paper is hardly ever a good thing.
In just another example of Leo’s extreme sexism, TotalDrama fans have been speculating that if Megan is indeed close to being shown the door, then how is it possible that Mike Elgan has held on this long?
Lisa “Kentzell” Laporte is seen on the TWiT studio DropCam crouching in front of her fat husband’s penis recently. Now we know what playtime at Casa Nasty looks like. Ug.
Mike Elgan ruined Leo Laporte’s live Apple Watch announcement coverage by talking over the exact moment when the prices were announced. Although it’s to be expected that Gumbot would fuck up a live event like this (see his disastrous “coverage” of Mobile World Congress) we’re still in shock here at TotalDrama with just how much Elgan is unable to carry off a live broadcast without sticking his dick in everything and fucking it up.
VIDEO TO COME…
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Leo Laporte has not just fully indulged in his non-stop gluttonous lifestyle revolving around soup, he has 100-percent committed himself to proving to the world that he is the fattest cat on the block. To that end—with today’s impending Apple Watch announcement—TotalDrama is now prepared to release our predictions for Leo’s obligations to his family and their demands on his cash for their own Apple Watch:
“This Week in Tech,” supposedly the flagship broadcast of the TWiT network, is now just basically a fat black man talking to a gross tranny, a weirdo Brit blowhard and an obese white man about nothing. How much longer can advertisers support this garbage? We here at TotalDrama are pretty much convinced that the viewer numbers are mostly bots and grandmas who haven’t updated their podcast player preferences in five years.
If everyone in America, Canada and Brazil were to check their subscriptions and uncheck “TWiT” at the same time we could have this shit network shut down in an instant and be done with this bullshit once and for all.
Leo Laporte and the hole-in-his-wallet known as Lisa “Kentzell” Laporte are on track to spend every dime of Leo’s money depriving his lazy kids of any inheritance. We’re not saying that’s a bad thing—just interesting to note that they have no desire to leave anything to them. Most parents prefer to see that their kids have something upon which to build a future when they depart, and we at TotalDrama don’t necessarily blame Leo ‘n’ Lisa. It’s just weird to see it play out on the livestream with talk of expensive televisions and toilets, $8,000 Leica lenses, European vacations and brand-new Audi automobiles.
Best of luck to Michael, Abby and Henry. You’re going to need it.
TotalDrama is putting a pin in this idea.
Here’s the original post. But now that Leo has expanded his studio to include a tax-deductible vat of slimy water in his backyard, the editorial board at TotalDrama is committed to the idea of spreading the word “tubcast” to describe the lazy type of broadcasting that Leo Laporte engages in. He’s a tubcaster now.
Come help TotalDrama celebrate International Women’s Day by telling Christina Warren to grow up and change her Twitter handle from @Film_Girl to @Film-WOMAN or something more adult.
Otherwise we’ll just save her a piece of this cake:
