BREAKING: Mike Elgan Unceremoniously Fired by TWiT

First they fired Content Czar Joe’s ass from Tech News Today, but today the other shoe drops: Lisa Laporte put Mike Elgan’s pizza oven baking, middle eastern traveling ass out on the Peatluma curb. Mike Elgan no longer works at TWiT, LLC. The malfunctioning robot will no longer be seen smiling while reading tragic murder … Continue reading BREAKING: Mike Elgan Unceremoniously Fired by TWiT

It’s entirely possible that Megan Morrone was told to shape up or risk being fired

It’s entirely possible that today when Megan Morrone was summoned to Leo Laporte’s office clutching a notepad (as seen on the DropCam) that she was told to either shape up her TN2 hosting personality or be prepared to become an “off-site producer.” This would be unwelcome news for the sharp-eyebrowed news reader. After all, it was … Continue reading It’s entirely possible that Megan Morrone was told to shape up or risk being fired

Twitter’s Lawyers Are Not Fucking Around

Twitter’s lawyers have responded to TWiT’s claim of trademark infringement and breach of contract, and while I’m not a lawyer it seems that the gist of their response was “what crappy law school did you graduate from because you dumbfucks don’t know shit about trademark law and contracts”. It should surprise no one that Leo … Continue reading Twitter’s Lawyers Are Not Fucking Around

Leo Laporte Makes Fun of Sexual Assault/Harassment Victims

Update 2: Added more links to the Leo Laporte sexual harassment bulleted list. Let us know in the comments if you find more in our archives. Update 1: Leo Laporte sexually harassed Stacey Higginbotham in person, just like he planned. Look out Stacey Higginbotham! Leo Laporte really wants to be relevant. He’ll do anything. He’s … Continue reading Leo Laporte Makes Fun of Sexual Assault/Harassment Victims

Leo Laporte Losing ‘The Tech Guy’ Early Next Year?

Update 2: Leo is denying he’s cancelled. It’s still not on the calendar past February 24. #twitlive chat below, from before AmenFatherBob was muted, then kicked and banned. <AmenFatherBob> hey Leo… is it true TTG has not been renewed next year? It’s not on the twit calendar after Feb. 18, 2018<~Leo> ha ha ha AmenFatherBob … Continue reading Leo Laporte Losing ‘The Tech Guy’ Early Next Year?

Hurricane Lisa will not stop until TWiT is destroyed

In a move that would make Hurricane Maria envious, TWiT’s much-maligned CEO Lisa Laporte continues her reign of destruction on what remains of the failing TWiT Network. In the latest Inside TWiT blog post, Lisa Laporte outlined the upcoming fall changes (i.e. cancellations) that were necessary to “bring more context and perspective” to the TWiT … Continue reading Hurricane Lisa will not stop until TWiT is destroyed

The Firings Continue Like Clockwork

Update: Bryan confirmed he is unemployed, contrary to FMCP’s lie that Bryan is “moving into a new venture“. Just enjoying my "Fun-employment" by road tripping to the Pacific Northwest 🌲🌲 — Bryan Burnett (@Cranky_Hippo) August 29, 2017 It should now be obvious to anyone that TWiT is in an irreversible death spiral after recently suffering … Continue reading The Firings Continue Like Clockwork