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Hurricane Lisa will not stop until TWiT is destroyed

In a move that would make Hurricane Maria envious, TWiT’s much-maligned CEO Lisa Laporte continues her reign of destruction on what remains of the failing TWiT Network.

In the latest Inside TWiT blog post, Lisa Laporte outlined the upcoming fall changes (i.e. cancellations) that were necessary to “bring more context and perspective” to the TWiT network.

The informative yet sponsor-challenged Home Theater Geeks has finally been 86’d from the menu, but thankfully Scott Wilkinson will continue to grace us on The Tech Guy radio show, while also remaining Leo Laporte’s personal audio/video calibrator for the rest of his natural life. The LG TV tagline “Life’s Good” is extremely appropriate here, unless you’re totally trapped right now like Scott Wilkinson.

Secondly, the hilariously insightful daily tech news show Tech News Today is being downsized to a weekly show, leaving its final viewers concerned how they are going to last 6 days without their daily dose of tech news.

But as a goodwill gesture, those who subscribed to Tech News Today will automatically be subscribed to its weekly replacement (yay?) We haven’t seen this level of generosity since U2 gifted their fucking terrible album to all iTunes users and that didn’t end well.

Last, but not least, the highly unpredictable Know How has been exorsized of half its shows. The twice-a-week show — which Father Robert Ballecer simply uses as a pulpit for self-praise and native ads — will now be seen only once per week. We reached out to Fr. Robert for comment and his exact words were “I TOTALLY understand that it’s painful… but this is healthy”. [ #twitlive chat – Oct. 1/17 17:52 PDT ] We firmly believe this isn’t the first time he’s used that line on somebody.

In summary, Abraham Lincoln might have freed the slaves, but Lisa Laporte did one better by liberating Mondays from the TWiT schedule. While canceling shows does marginally impact the bottom line, we don’t think this is enough to stay profitable, which is why we suspect another round of firings is just around the corner. Please tell us who you think will be fired next, and why. If you’re a TWiT employee now’s your chance to throw your co-worker under the bus.

Editor’s Note: Thank you to the anonymous chatter in our chat room for providing the content for this story. If you have breaking news please feel free to submit a tip, or if you’re tired of rotting away in your Mom’s basement please send us your resume.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Shows TWiT Live Stream Sick Fetish Definitions

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FMCP, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Father Robert Ballecer manages to insult the state of Alabama as well as all of the TWiT live audience in the clip above. It’s absolutely disgusting that he thinks people need to know about the so-called Alabama Hot Pocket (NSFW).

Why does Leo Laporte keep this fake priest employed?

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer is Obsessed With Total Drama

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

Subtle reverse-troll or obsessed with Total Drama? You decide.
Subtle reverse-troll or obsessed with Total Drama? You decide.

We aren’t sure whether or not the fake priest is obsessed with Total Drama and doxxing people or if this is a subtle troll in the latest episode of Know How. We’d like to believe it’s the latter and give him points for that, however we will allow the commenters to be the judge.

Thanks to an anonymous tipster who sent this in.

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Says “Fuck Yo Sink”

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
This is the Total Drama series Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we listen to the ham planet with a brown, basketball-sized JELL-O ball for a head say “Fuck Yo Sink”, and then try to play it off when he finds out his mic is on.

Enjoy

Man of God: Father Robert Ballecer Insults Transgendered People

Father Robert Ballecer
Fr. Robert Ballecer
Today we introduce our new series, Man of God, in which we chronicle the exploits of one Father Robert Ballecer, aka Grimace in a Priest Costume, aka The Digital Jesuit, aka <PadreSJ>, aka FFF, aka <MetalHealthSJ>. Please use our dvr and send in tips with examples of his very Christlike behavior.

In this week’s Man of God, we watch the obese, gluttonous (deadly sin) medical waste sack in a priest costume sing a song demeaning those with non-cisgendered gender identities and then introduce one such person. Myriam deserves better than being called a “he” multiple times by both #Soup and #FFF.

When Padre isn’t busy telling people to “Suck it.”, he spends his time wasting money on drones, pretending to interview people while grinning/nodding at the camera, and doxxing critics on Twitter (who he gets banned from the chatroom).

Enjoy

Padre’s Response

We take a few issues with his response.

  1. We very rarely enter their chat room. They attribute everyone who hates TWiT to Total Drama. We have our own one-way bridge to see what they say. We don’t need to be there ourselves. We certainly don’t go there to insult transgendered people. That’s Padre’s job.
  2. Amateurish editing?? OK. We’ll give him that one.
  3. The indignation is real and there is more to come in the Man of God series.
  4. We agree with him about “watch for yourself”. Our DVR contains up to two weeks of live TWiT video. We encourage you to skip back to 34:00 on the “14:00 Friday May 8, 2015” video and watch the entire pre-show for yourself, in which Leo and Padre dox one of Total Drama’s members.

    He’d rather you download the edited copy with all the pre-show insensitivities edited out, but you can see for yourself, only here at Total Drama.

Fr. Ballecer's Response
How dare he?