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Head comedy writer and fan of Mark Milian

Leo Laporte, lazier than ever

Leo Laporte is now eating so much and has gotten so fat that he can’t sit up anymore. Here he is on “Before You Buy.”

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Fatso in repose
Fatso in repose

Advanced image analysis has been performed on this screen grab and troubling new information has come to light. Apparently, the Shit Twithouse is just a flophouse for the lazy owner, his dog and his girlfriend/wife/CEHo. There are wires and papers all over the floor, Leo has his feet on the couch and the employees are cowering in the corner—so the place is basically a dump.

If you’re in the Petaluma area be sure to drop in soon before the joint appears on “Hoarders.”

The glory of the classic TNT fuck-up

In an age of incredible technological advancement and fast-paced news reporting, sometimes it’s nice just to be able to sit back and take in a world-class fuck-up. Mike Elgum and Lindsey Turpentine do not fail in this instant classic—presented here with no further commentary. Enjoy!

Did we ever post this video?

Can you guys leave a comment if you’ve seen this or not on the blog? The first part is where Alex Lindsay’s Question Engine gets trolled into oblivion.

But I can’t remember if it’s been posted, but it’d be such a shame if it hasn’t been seen. The later part contains the now-classic “Starbucks is not a technology” bullshit that Gumbot tried to foist on us months ago.

Leo will never change

Leo Laporte proves on video for about the jillionth time that he’s nothing but a sexist pig. Pointing at a female guest’s crotch like it was a blueberry pie and cackling like the sex-obsessed perv that he is, Laporte escapes only by seconds before his unsuspecting guest realizes what an ogling ogre he is.

Mike Elgum is not funny

Mike Elgum attempts one of the oldest forms of ribald humor, the limerick, and fails miserably because he lacks the balls to carry it through. Oh, if only the great and powerful Leo Laporte had been on set to finish what Elgum started, we’d have a much stronger video to share with you. But what we’re left with is a milquetoast dummy with no backbone and there’s nothing funny about that.

Gina Trapani is a dumb, stuttering fraud

Gina Trapani is a host on “This Week in Google.” Gina Trapani is dumb. She has nothing to add and stutters her way through half-formed opinions and vacillating indecisiveness. Gina Trapani should not be supporting the sexist Leo Laporte by appearing on his program, but that is a topic for another day.