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Thank you to all the commenters

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MLK would have been a #TotalDrama fan and commenter.

This site would be nothing without our amazing commenters. Every day these amazing people make their points heard and their feelings known through a thousand mouse clicks, keyboard taps and touchscreen swipes.

So let me just say on behalf of the #TotalDrama editorial board: We hear you, we respect you. And without you, we are nothing.

And as this year draws to a close, let us bow our heads in solemn prayer and proclaim:

Let the #scoups ring from the Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let our protests ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let an occasional comedy post ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.
From every mountainside, let #TotalDrama ring. Let #TotalDrama ring!

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Say it ain’t so, Leo

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0RbU70M

25% to charity, no way
25% to charity, no way, I refuse to believe this libel.
Well deserved 60K spent on a car
Well deserved 60K spent on a car

I do not believe this image and neither should you. There is no way the #soupguzzler is keeping 75% of the proceeds for recording a greeting. No one would keep money intended for starving children. I just do not believe it.
Food? Maybe. Money? No.
The guy has plenty of money. If you want to donate to UNICEF click here. Send me the receipt and I’ll record you a voice mail. And please whoever photo-shopped this, turn yourself in. There are people working overtime in the factory to make a donation and they deserve to know where the funds go?

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Listening to audio books is not fucking reading

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This is NOT reading.
This is NOT reading.

Please leave your vote in the comments section…but we here at #TotalDrama do not believe that listening to an audio book is “reading.” Why Leo Laporte insists that he is indeed “reading” when listening to his bogus Audible.com books is beyond us. But, then again, we don’t make a habit of cheating on our wives and buying new cars for slutty cunts that run our companies into the ground.

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Google Confirms #TotalDrama findings

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It seems the nerds at Google, Inc. know what they’re doing. No wonder @profjeffparvis is such a fan. It appears the waning interest in the notorious know-it-all is actually confirmed by science. Based on high-level scripts and [ro]bots combing the entire Internet and meticulously calculating every bit of information, the findings forecast the man will be done by 2015.

Google confirms possible imminent demise of TWiT
Google confirms possible imminent demise of TWiT

#TotalDrama didn’t need to show you this unassailable proof—as we have known this all along—but we felt the few remaining hold-outs in the hellholish #twitlive could use the factoids.

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Dedicated #TwiTLive fans protest Google findings
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Ask yourself this one question…

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Leo Laporte: I provide no value in life anymore.
Leo Laporte: I provide no value in life anymore.

…When was the last time you learned something new on any TWiT show? We’ll give you time to answer in the comments section. (We thank you for your answers, but we at the editorial board at #TotalDrama are quite confident that the answer will be a universal “nothing.”) There is no possible way that any one of our readers has learned anything new in the past year from TWiT.

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Laporte Rewind on #totaldrama #trolls

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We all knew that 2014 was the year that two fellas on twitter made the #soupguzzler rethink the internet, morality, law and the essence of life. Here we look back on trolling with three master trolls, the only one missing was Padre.

Sorry I did not have time to write more, I just saw the Captain’s video and wanted to post it here before anyone else did.
Crazy fan
Crazy fan

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Harmony

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No matter your feelings toward this site, regardless of your belief in God or Atheism, irrespective of race religion and orientation, there is unanimity that Ozzie the Dog is a malformed, twisted thing. This egregious affront to all life spends its days prancing around Petulama as it literally pisses on everything it sees.

Genetic MAlfunction
Genetic Malfunction and Modern Day Medusa

Mothers hide their children and animals shield their young when this abortion trots by. Half dog, half devil, every aloof step this cretin takes is a rebuke on all mankind. Somehow it appears to have inherited the worst behaviors from every genus of modern biology.

A normal Dog with Sarah Lane
A normal Dog with the lovely and talented Sarah Lane, image courtesy @Instagram

Rumors have surfaced that if you cut its head off, another grows back. Some say it developed a skunk-like spray that it emits from its mouth—others claim it hides all day and only comes out to irritate at opportune moments. Its origin is a murky mystery with speculation that it is nature’s very own bastard.

In a cruel twist of fate, this varmint stumbled upon the only place it would not be immediately euthanized: TWiT HQ. This is where this abomination of nature makes its home. Black hearts abound here and Ozzie has found a place where it can revel in its own wretchedness.psptubez_xmas_561

Happy Holidays!

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Idle Talk about Drama

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Problem s0lved
Problem s0lved
Leo: At this point I can actually recognize them. There are two guys, with a third who chimes in periodically.

and we recognize you, that is you on the right

Leo: I think they actually feel like jilted lovers

Wowzers, slow down lover, TWiT used to be good but “lovers” is extreme

Leo: it's kind of sad

kind of sad, kind of funny, like Obi-Wan said, it depends on point of view

Leo: They each have their odd obsessions

and Steve Gibson takes breaths mid-sentence

Leo: well also he has the week off from mom's business so, more time to troll

Moms was nice to give the whole week off

Leo: it's terribly sad

you have no idea

Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte