Portly tech fuck Leo Laporte talks about what at first we think is three separate people, but in fact is actually just one person: Lisa Kentzell…Laporte’s girlfriend, CEHO and fiancée. She’s also the gold-digging sex fiend who will bankrupt him, and later survive him after his obesity-driven early demise. Paul Thurrott wouldn’t stop yapping so you have to listen carefully as Laporte regales the audience with how “strong” Lisa is, and how “tough” she is.
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The TWiT network is in direct violation of an Apple directive
Leo Laporte and his arrogant TWiT network is actively defying a direct legal request from Apple to NOT re-broadcast Apple-owned content. Here’s the screen grab of Apple’s warning to not violate their copyright under threat of FEDERAL LAW.
Mike Elgum infected with drama, walks off the set
In a shocking display and breach of journalistic tradition, “Tech News Today” anchor Mike Elgum walked off the set after coming down with what some TWiT watchers are calling a case of the “dramas.” Later, heartless jerks Leo ’n’ Lisa laugh at Elgum’s predicament and show absolutely zero compassion for their stricken employee.
TNT still not ready for primetime
“Tech News Today” is still a boring disaster. It’s like if the Hindenburg crashed onto the deck of the Titanic but all the people killed were simpletons and dullards that nobody really cared about.
Settle down everyone
I think it’s funny that people don’t get that nothing I do here will ever rise to the level of what Leo ‘n’ Lisa do to their own staff, people they profess to care about.
They hire people, they fire people. They sexually harass them. They purposely never have black people on. They don’t take care of their own dog.
I’m just editing comedy videos together and working on writing quick and silly blog entries. I’m learning and having fun at the same time.
Leo hired an idiot to run his “news department” and I’m just pointing out how ridiculous his choice was. So don’t read too much into the posts here that are of the comedy variety.
Leo Laporte talks about his “hot” girlfriend
Leo Laporte talks about how “hot” his girlfriend and current TWiT CEHo is. It sure is nice to see a gold-digger in leggings on the livestream —she’s a pure delight, isn’t she?
HelloWorld says “goodbye” to the blog
I, too, am leaving the blog.
After posting the last of the “comedy” videos (there’s about 10 I think) I will no longer be posting here.
Thanks!
Idiot, idiot, idiot
Internet fuckup and TNT’s very own shitty host Mike Elgum is such an idiot. Listen in on him falling prey to one of the oldest jokes in a high-schooler’s prank toolbox, the infamous and always-funny Heywood Jablome. But of course, Elgum can’t be counted on to pronounce it correctly.
A bad guest on a bad show
Elise Hu is completely left out to dry by Mike Elgum and his shitty TNT news program. Elise does the best she can, but the guest wasn’t properly introduced to the format, thus resulting in this sad display on TNT.
Leo Laporte is just gross
Nasty netcaster Leo Laporte lets fly another signature “family-friendly” utterance during a recent taping of “Before You Buy.” Laporte is just a gross old man with too much money and not enough sense. Abort Laporte!
