TWiT is now just a fat black man, a gross tranny and a loony-toons Brit weirdo talking to an obese white man about nothing

“This Week in Tech,” supposedly the flagship broadcast of the TWiT network, is now just basically a fat black man talking to a gross tranny, a weirdo Brit blowhard and an obese white man about nothing. How much longer can advertisers support this garbage? We here at TotalDrama are pretty much convinced that the viewer numbers are … Continue reading TWiT is now just a fat black man, a gross tranny and a loony-toons Brit weirdo talking to an obese white man about nothing

Just a reminder that the speed of light is constant…

…and the speed at which Mike Elgan makes mistakes is also constant. In an epic blunderfest of blabbering bewilderment, Mark Elgam—or whatever the fuck his name is—gummed his way through another landmark “Tech News Today” broadcast. Thank God it’s the weekend. Mitch Gumbum (his name still escapes me) will at least have the weekend to … Continue reading Just a reminder that the speed of light is constant…

A friendly reminder of the goodness of Sarah Lane

Occasionally we here at #TotalDrama like to remind our readers of a few essential truths in life: The sun rises in the east, Leo Laporte is a heaving mass of unfunny racist accents, and Sarah Lane is an angel. Without Sarah Lane, the TWiT network would seep into hell under the massive talentless weight of their loser hosts. … Continue reading A friendly reminder of the goodness of Sarah Lane