In this installment, we present Leo Laporte insulting Mike Elgum for his ridiculous affinity for Google+. The Mike Elgum robot has the following properties:
- It can barely pronounce its own name.
- It’s unable to make it through promo reads.
- It does the worst “live coverage” we’ve ever seen.
- It says “taint” over and over on-air.
- It can’t even close a simple cardboard box.
- It thinks it’s a cord cutter even though it subscribes to cable (thanks to a commenter for pointing this one out).
None of this stops Elgum from posting bukkake-ish photos to Google+ on what he calls his “blog” on a regular basis. That is the only thing that can raise Leo Laporte’s ire apparently, not the fact that Mark is really bad at his job.
Maybe you want to tell us what the insult was. People like me who love Leo don’t get it.
Jorge» Quote comment
Leo doesn’t give a damn about his “fans”. But it’s okay, continue loving him and sucking that dick. Just keep in mind that Lisa will never let you get too close.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
I love leo and lisa 🙂
Jorge» Quote comment
Thank you for your courage.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
In the morning to you!
Jorge» Quote comment
Amen, fist bump
Scott» Quote comment
I thought this commentary was just fine…and accurate.
The Peacekeeper» Quote comment
Like I said, making fun of Elgan/Elgum is like picking on a retard.
Please fire him and put his poor soul out of misery or, even better, shut down all of twat-network for good.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
It’s definitely time to put Gum out of his misery. He should go back to fixing lawnmower motors. He’ll be much happier and he’ll have all the French fried potatoes he wants.
M3x20Screw» Quote comment
FIRE MIKE!!!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
The phrase you were looking for was “Free Mike!”
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
2 FREE LAUNCH TICKETS FOR THAT “DEMETRI MARTIN IMPERSONATOR” LINE!
Jason Calacanis» Quote comment
Speaking of worthless hosts, where the fuck did #soup find that filthy hillbilly, Jim Daryimple (or however you spell that stupid name) on today’s “Macbreak Weekly”? Looks like he hasn’t bathed in a year. Probably missing teeth, too.
Jesus Christ #soup had “sylvester the cat” on Sunday’s TWIT and now this user. How much lower can he go?
Holden» Quote comment
LOL Larry Magid is such a silly human being.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
how did this Larry Maggot ever get a broadcasting gig? He has a horrible speech impediment.
The Peacekeeper» Quote comment
uhm…. uhm…. na…. nah…. nao…. no i don’t!
Mike» Quote comment
Hahaha Sylvester!
That Jim Dalrymple is some Apple tech pundit god, one of those select bloggers who have a direct line to Tim Cock. Why he looks like he belongs on Duck Dynasty I’m not sure, probably a druggie of some sort.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Just a head’s up: I’m gay and would totally “take one for the team” if anyone can help me with Mike’s Grindr/Scruff profile name.
fastlanestranger» Quote comment
you forgot to mention the one where he didnt know what cord cutting is.
another thing» Quote comment
Patrick just gives him a look like “I guess there’s no ‘off’ position on the douchebag switch”.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Patrick Norton will show up for any dog and pony show he can. It gets him on camera. It only shows he makes poor decisions about whom he associates himself with.
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
He was a drunk for years. Of course his brain is devoid of clear thoughts.
oinkers» Quote comment
I like Norton. Over the years he’s clearly had the sense to know better than put his livelihood on the line with any kind of substantial working arrangement with Leo Laporte himself (DL.TV, Revision3, TekThing, This Week in Computer Hardware).
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
At the end of WW today, MJ announced breaking news to which LL without missing a beat asked if it was about the Pope? Then just proceeded to mock and crack wise comments in a disrespectful way. Wow man this guy will do anything for a cheap laugh. Hope someone caught that bit and posts it, unbelievable!
Mark Pugner» Quote comment
i laughed out loud multiple times
Good One» Quote comment
LaFatFuck has no filter no common sense. What ever stupid shit is rolling around in his dome comes out his gob in seconds.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
A fucking horror show of a human being.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Better than anything we could pay for.
oinkers» Quote comment
God I love this website: http://www.leolaportesucks.com/
Steve James» Quote comment
Live #Schmuck Feed
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Gum is such a bot.
M3x20Screw» Quote comment
The fact that this lame post was made and they don’t put another one up shows why my peoples are conquering you. You are all lame. Leo and Lisa understand this and a trailblazing their cultures for my peoples to take over.
Jorge» Quote comment
Hey TD
Hot off the press Leo LaCunt has banned John C DVorak from Twit
It started about the clock bomb kid Leo defended
@leolaporte: @THErealDVORAK @StevenTessler Hey guess what John, you won’t ever have to worry about it again. Good luck with your fine show.
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Leo to John C
@leolaporte: @nicktherat @THErealDVORAK John, unfortunately, has become an ill-informed blow hard who does more to derail TWiT than to further it. Sigh.
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
@life_elsewhere: @leolaporte @therealdvorak you can’t ban john. he’s the best guest twit has ever had. people are entitled to have opinions man. relax.
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
@leolaporte: @life_elsewhere @THErealDVORAK I’m sure John himself wouldn’t want to be on a show full of superficial knee-jerk opinions. I don’t blame him
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Here’s John C remark about last Sunday’s Twit , Leo cont accept there may have been a setup regarding the clock kid,
John C tweeted this about Leo
@THErealDVORAK: @StevenTessler rampant superficiality rules the air. It’s sad there is zero thoughtful consideration executed. #kneejerk
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment