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Leo, Padre and Gum Offend Every Broadcaster

We have recently seen some of the most influential broadcasters of our time come out against the new TWiT. On a recent episode of Night Attack, internet megastars Justin Robert Young and Brian Brushwood seemed disturbed that Father Robert Ballecer of the Society of Jesuits, purposefully aired his show in their traditional Tuesday night time-slot. The 7:30PM time was open on every weekday on TWiT’s schedule. He chose Tuesday to defecate his show on the public as  a clear proclamation of where his allegiance lies.  He forsook his friends to please Leo n’ Lisa.

Sad but true.
The pious charlatan was trying to poach as many listeners away from the hilarious Night Attack duo as he could. Pilfering  an audience by putting his show directly up against the talented NSFW team proved a colossal error as the latest number shows his downloads to be in the single digits. The egomania of this man is eclipsed by only one other, Laporte  himself.

In that same week, Gitmo Nations’ media assassin  Adam Curry called out Elgum as a hack. Curry is a hero of many at #TotalDrama, and there was no mistaking that pronunciation. [El-Gûm]
What an honor. Press play below.

All were unavailable for comment, but sources close to the entertainers explained why the Elgum/Padre model is so offensive. It seems that every person who ever called himself a professional entertainer is visibly upset at both; the man who speaks in one monotonous tone, as well as the man whose voice rises and falls more times in a sentence than the CEHo’s undergarments in an afternoon.

When the #soupguzzler tells Lgum he can keep his writing gigs as long as he does a half hour daily show on his network for a whopping 20K a year, he offends every broadcaster. When #soupguzzler inserts the cost-free priest into the time slot of Brian and Justin he offends again. #Soup is essentially spitting in the face of everyone who ever held a microphone. He is telling every broadcaster that anyone can do your job. Tom Merritt, Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young, you have no talent in Leo’s eyes. He can replace you with a writer and a man whose main talent is taking the vow of poverty.

And you fans; the bare-ass of Leo is pointed directly at your face when you accept this garbage.

Happy 10th Anniversary to a truth-filled blog post

Today, August 18, 2014 is the 10-year anniversary of an epic blog post entitled “Leo’s Affair…Everyone needs a hobby.”

Check it out in all its venom-filled glory here.

But for those in a hurry, here’s a choice passage:

This man is a lying, cold hearted sonofabitch who only cares about himself. Unless he can get something out of you, then he’ll pretend to love you, until he’s done with you, then he’ll pretend you never existed. Who is this? Leo Laporte. He’s married, but it doesn’t much stop him from hitting on women. Watch out. He’ll send you naked pictures, tell you he wants to sleep with you, and then discard you like yesterdays news. All the while claiming he’s not to blame because he has no control over his actions because of Adult ADD. Bullshit, people. Bunches of bullshit. He lies to his family, his wife, and his fans.

It’s good to keep in mind that we’re not the only ones here at #TotalDrama interested in exposing the #truth.