https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Leo%20Laporte%27s%20Sexual%20Harassment%20of%20Megan%20Morrone%20Continues.mp4 Our anonymous video contributor sent us another great video. We wondered, when possibly-racist, non-monkey Megan Morrone assumed the goddess Sarah Lane’s identity, if Leo Laporte would stoop to sexually harassing her as well. He has answered that question many times over.
From the unpublished archives, circa January 2016. https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Megan%20Morrone%20Pleads%20with%20Leo%20Laporte%20to%20Not%20Be%20Sexist.mp4 Leo Laporte is a disgusting monster to his employees. He sexually harrasses them constantly. Watching any episode of any show with Leo on it is an experience in constant sexual innuendo. Finally, someone has called Leo to task on his deviancy on the live stream. We didn’t … Continue reading Megan Morrone Pleads with Leo Laporte Not to Be Sexist
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Megan%20Morrone%27s%20%249%20per%20Month%20iPhone%20Plan%20%28TWiT%29%20V2.mp4 Megan Morrone stated on Tech News Today that she enrolled her child — did you know she’s a mommy?? — in the “iPhone Forever” program at $9/month. That didn’t sound right to us. She’d only be paying $108 per year. Who wouldn’t hop on that deal? Well, it turns out that deal doesn’t exist. … Continue reading Megan Morrone’s Non-Existent $9 iPhone Payment Plan
Update: Jimmy Jam did not like this article. https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Megan%20Morrone%20Deez%20Nuts%20%28TWiT%29%20Large.mp4 Did possibly-racist, definitely not a monkey Megan Morrone read our previous Deez Nuts coverage and get inspiration for Tech News Today? The brow-gifted co-host of the new and Elgan-free Tech News Today evening show teased an upcoming story by saying “Deez nuts” but never mentioned the … Continue reading Megan Morrone Deez Nuts
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Megan%20Morrone%20of%20TWiT%20Vehemently%20Denies%20Being%20a%20Monkey.mp4 Megan Morrone has now put to rest all rumors about her genus and species. She vehemently denied she’s a monkey on Tech News Today, even though she paws at iPads with way too much pressure like a confused monkey. Below you can see a comparison between our possibly-racist co-host Megan and her distant simian … Continue reading Megan Morrone Vehemently Denies Being a Monkey
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/The%20Curious%20Case%20of%20Megan%20Morrone%27s%20Thinning%20Eyebrows.mp4 Megan Morrone, definitely-not-racist co-host of Tech News Today, was hosting one of the last of her now-cancelled Tech News 2Night shows when she encountered a mean chat room member commenting on her eyebrows. Co-host Iain Thompson noticed this insulting comment and asked her publicly about it, which we find rude as well. When told … Continue reading The Curious Case of Megan Morrone’s Thinning Eyebrows
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/dukemasterschlong/Is%20Megan%20Morrone%20of%20TWiT%20a%20Closet%20Racist.mp4 Megan Morrone is not known for her insightful commentary, wit, charm, or looks, but no one thought she was a racist. The seemingly well-adjusted mother (we heard that she’s a parent somewhere; can’t remember where) couldn’t keep her mouth shut on this week’s iOS Today. Even King of the Gaffe Leo Laporte had to … Continue reading Is Megan Morrone a Closet Racist?
“Tech News 2Night” hostess Megan Morrone won’t give anybody a rest from her raging ugliness. Check out this NSFA (Not Safe for Anywhere) tweet that showcases her breathtakingly unappealing nature: Tonight I'll interview @omarg on @TechNews2Night about the never ending SXSW saga. In my costume. It's not a trap! pic.twitter.com/8lXl9HE27q — meganmorrone (@meganmorrone) October 30, … Continue reading Megan Morrone won’t fuckin’ give us a rest
In honor of Halloween, (because, really, what other excuse could there possibly be?) an orange-faced Megan “I’m a Mom” Morrone appeared visibly angry on the set of “Tech News Tonight” yesterday and flubbed her lines, stuttered over pre-written jokes and generally acted like a fool. In the process, the usually well-composed Georgia Dow was thrown … Continue reading Megan Morrone continues to not care about her job or appearance
Megan Morrone, mother of five boys and 14 dogs, is increasingly looking more and more like a piece of talking cat shit. Her only real job at TWiT (co-host of “iOS Today”) is a joke and she’s obviously just content to sit there and let Leo Laporte mention his favorite porn sites, his subscription to … Continue reading Megan Morrone increasingly looking more like a talking piece of cat shit