In a shocking shift of allegiances, long time technician Alex Gumpel has freed himself from the lapdog allegations with mucho gusto. In a recent seemingly benign post, the long coated youngster clearly stated his allegiance with the slim half of the iPad Today twosome. Asked for comment, he may have posed this question, “Have you seen the first three letters of my last name?”
In a shocking display and breach of journalistic tradition, “Tech News Today” anchor Mike Elgum walked off the set after coming down with what some TWiT watchers are calling a case of the “dramas.” Later, heartless jerks Leo ’n’ Lisa laugh at Elgum’s predicament and show absolutely zero compassion for their stricken employee.
I am in talks with the Captain but this video comes with a sad note. The Captain may be retiring, I will let you know more as I know more.
But as promised:
*Update* Juno was in Antarctica and mixed up the timezone so the video was released on Sunday at 2AM.
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte