The “Tech News Today” host announced on his Twitter feed today that he is headed to the racial hot zone of Ferguson, Mo.
Mike seems quite excited to finally prove himself to a skeptical TWiT audience, as the following tweets can attest:
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The list of sponsors that TWiT doesn’t use is growing
TWiT really enjoys taking advertiser money. But what TWiT doesn’t enjoy doing is actually using the products they expect their viewers to buy.
This list will be updated as appropriate, but for now, here are the products that Leo Laporte pimps on the network, but doesn’t use himself:
- SquareSpace
Apparently the website creation tool is not good enough for Twit.tv - ZipRecruiter
If the employee search site is so good, why is the TWiT staff full of crappy workers? - NatureBox
Leo claims the snacks are “all natural” and “good for you.” But he’s still as big as a flippin’ house.
The next time you think of using one of these sponsors and you have absolutely no alternative, just use the offer code for whatever Tom Merritt says.
Get yourself together, girl
Many people know that #TotalDrama has long been champions of women’s rights and equality for all. So charges that we are unbalanced in our criticism of the females at TWiT just doesn’t hold water with us. Nice try.
We will never shy away from our responsibility to our readers—we will uphold our mission of spreading #truth. So in that spirit, we present TNT co-host Lindsey Turrentine’s horrendous makeup. Tarting yourself up for the cameras—until now—was the exclusive domain of TWiT CEHo Lisa Kentzell. But Kentzell’s supremacy in this regard has now been challenged by Turrentine’s offensively whorish lipstick. Let us know in the comments section why you think she’s been driven to changing her look so drastically.
Happy 10th Anniversary to a truth-filled blog post
Today, August 18, 2014 is the 10-year anniversary of an epic blog post entitled “Leo’s Affair…Everyone needs a hobby.”
Check it out in all its venom-filled glory here.
But for those in a hurry, here’s a choice passage:
This man is a lying, cold hearted sonofabitch who only cares about himself. Unless he can get something out of you, then he’ll pretend to love you, until he’s done with you, then he’ll pretend you never existed. Who is this? Leo Laporte. He’s married, but it doesn’t much stop him from hitting on women. Watch out. He’ll send you naked pictures, tell you he wants to sleep with you, and then discard you like yesterdays news. All the while claiming he’s not to blame because he has no control over his actions because of Adult ADD. Bullshit, people. Bunches of bullshit. He lies to his family, his wife, and his fans.
It’s good to keep in mind that we’re not the only ones here at #TotalDrama interested in exposing the #truth.
Leo could be drowning in debt
Why did Leo Laporte resist the ALS “Ice Bucket Challenge” for so long? It’s only $100 for cryin’ out loud. For a week, the portly Laporte publicly and childishly resisted the calls to participate in the fundraising effort that was quickly sweeping the country.
Could it be because he’s drowning in debt? After all, Leo is all wet when it comes to telling the truth about his sinking network. So why wouldn’t we believe that the money troubles aren’t worse than he’s let on?
This is where your brick donation money went
So we here at #TotalDrama hear from time to time from dissatisfied donors to the TWiT Brickhouse “Buy a Brick” campaign, that Leo kicked off years ago, to raise funds for the network.
Just to let you know, here’s where your money went. It’s all on Lisa Kentzell’s finger. It didn’t go to employee raises, or healthcare or a better lights so Elgum wouldn’t be such an orange monkey-freak.
OK. So to be fair, not ALL the money went to Lisa’s new ring. It went to a fancy toilet, and a MacPro that Leo uses as a media server in his living room. The image below is of Lisa with one of the TWiT bricks. It’s hard to read, but it says, “I’m with stupid.” Couldn’t have said it any better ourselves.
Leo Laporte is now shucking mattresses
It’s been a long time since the TWiT network actually advertised something that their viewers cared about. It’s been one long stream of ridiculous products after irrelevant services after the other.
Ad to the roll call of useless ads Casper Sleep. Yes, folks. It’s a mattress company.
How appropriate for the King of Sleaze. Go pork your bitch bride on that Casper mattress Leo. Just don’t expect us to buy into the idea that this new advertiser is anything but pure garbage.
Leo claims Paul Thurrott and Mary Jo Foley would “hate Windows too”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXqGLkeyRHw&feature=youtu.be
Leo Laporte, host of “Windows Weekly” was heard during Sunday’s edition of “The Tech Guy,” publicly slamming the Windows operating system. “It’s a horrible operating system,” said Laporte.
What struck many TWiT watchers as odd, is that Leo claimed that “Windows Weekly” co-hosts Paul Thurrott and Mary Jo Foley would both “hate Windows too.” The two are longtime contributors to pro-Microsoft publications and blogs. This puts Laporte directly at odds with one of his marquee shows. We’ll stay tuned here at #TotalDrama to see what happens when “Windows Weekly” is recorded live next week.
Laporte dug himself in even deeper when he went on to say that if TWiT fans were disappointed in his cavalier attitude toward the most popular operating system in the world, that they should tune into a rival network because the host there is a “Windows fanboy.”
Laporte was referencing Andrew Zarian, host of the wildly popular GFQNetwork. Zarian laughed off Laporte’s criticism of GFQ. “I’m a Windows fanboy LOL,” Zarian said sarcastically. “I haven’t used a Windows laptop in five years.”
Lisa wears a skirt for one reason only
Lisa Kentzell, mistress of Leo Laporte, was overheard recently at the Petaluma Market chatting with a girlfriend about the only reason she wears a skirt.
“I don’t wear underwear,” said the stringy-haired skank. “And I need to be able to cover up my gaping lady bits. It’s as simple as that.” Kentzell’s friend was later seen in the parking lot vomiting into an open trash can.
Update: It was also discovered recently that the only reason why Lisa wears a top is to keep her saggy boobs from getting sunburned.
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