MLK would have been a #TotalDrama fan and commenter.
This site would be nothing without our amazing commenters. Every day these amazing people make their points heard and their feelings known through a thousand mouse clicks, keyboard taps and touchscreen swipes.
So let me just say on behalf of the #TotalDrama editorial board: We hear you, we respect you. And without you, we are nothing.
And as this year draws to a close, let us bow our heads in solemn prayer and proclaim:
Let the #scoups ring from the Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let our protests ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee. Let an occasional comedy post ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let #TotalDrama ring. Let #TotalDrama ring!
Please leave your vote in the comments section…but we here at #TotalDrama do not believe that listening to an audio book is “reading.” Why Leo Laporte insists that he is indeed “reading” when listening to his bogus Audible.com books is beyond us. But, then again, we don’t make a habit of cheating on our wives and buying new cars for slutty cunts that run our companies into the ground.
So hiding your double chin under the lower third is not a valid way of escaping the reality of your fat head, Lindsey Turrentine. We’re on to what you’re trying to do, and it’s not working. Hit the treadmill in the new year, thanks!
…When was the last time you learned something new on any TWiT show? We’ll give you time to answer in the comments section. (We thank you for your answers, but we at the editorial board at #TotalDrama are quite confident that the answer will be a universal “nothing.”) There is no possible way that any one of our readers has learned anything new in the past year from TWiT.
Well hey, hey, hey! Leo Laporte, rapidly fading podcasting has-been, admits to taking fake calls on his national travesty of a “radio” show recently. Looks like all those grannies and grampas asking about their flip phones, AOL connections and Windows 95 Winsock problems really are bogus after all.
Dumb guy Mike Elgan continues his dumb guy routine of trying to pretend he’s an interesting person on his “Tech News Today” program on the ailing TWiT network. Watch as he deftly informs his audience that he’s going to make vanilla ice cream. It’s riveting banter that you’ll definitely want to stay tuned for.
Women in broadcasting (think Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric) have always worn dumb hats when conducting their most important interviews. One must only let their mind wander back a few years to think of the hours and hours of videotape in the archives of the National Museum of Broadcasting showcasing these gorgeous and smart women with their hats. Oh wait. They don’t. Accomplished women have not marginalized themselves with ridiculous head coverings that steal the spotlight from their on-air personas. So good luck being taken seriously with your shitty fashion, Christina Warren—never let some pothead-esque chapeau stand in the way of your dumb opinions. The men in the room certainly don’t seem to take you seriously, so why should we? And with a Twitter handle like @film_girl, you’ve already told the world you have no interest in being a woman of substance. So keep your stupid hat, little film girl, and let the real women do the meaningful reporting.
Exposing The Dark Underbelly of TWiT, Leo Laporte, and Failed CEO Lisa Laporte
